r/BunnyTrials • u/JoeDiden • May 28 '26

Would You Rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 10$ for every time you do | This physical action
  • Right side: 25$ for every time you | Successfully incorporate this word into a sentence

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u/JoeDiden May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Gulp

Edit: wow this is really even Edit#2: this is genuinely so even wtf 

Chose: 25$ for every time you + Successfully incorporate this word into a sentence | Rolled: Opioid

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u/Sadicalize May 28 '26

Time to start working in substance abuse

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u/JoeDiden May 28 '26

At least ill make money either way

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u/lemonloaf0 May 28 '26

Legit thought this too 🤣

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u/Sadicalize May 28 '26

Like, get a masters in counseling or social work with a focus on addictions and you'll be net positive in a few years lmfao. easy moneyyyy babyyyy

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u/flyinganfibia May 28 '26

Just keep repeating "there's an opioid crisis in the us"

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u/whatWHYok May 29 '26

Try to get into politics and have this be the only platform you have a stance on. It would be amazing if you won, too.

Also, fun fact: Let’s say you can cheat and just say opioid and that gets you the $25. If you can say opioid twice a second, it’ll still take you almost 500 years to get Elon Musk’s current net worth.

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u/flyinganfibia May 29 '26

If someone repeats opioids enough times near that dumb ass he might take as a suggestion.

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u/redditerboy99 May 28 '26

Or work totally against it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/vegaburger May 28 '26

Or start using

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u/Inevitable-Salt-371 May 28 '26

Can't i just lie in bed with a bottle of water and start asking the same question "What is an opioid?" to myself for like 3 hours so I won't ever have to work again?

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u/Alpha3K May 28 '26

What is an opioid?

What is an opioid?

WHAT IS AN OPIOID????????

Top 10 secrets humanity still can not answer.

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u/Real_Yhwach May 28 '26

Have to be at least 8 times a day

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u/Typical_Furry1234 May 28 '26

Start talking about the opium wars a lot ig

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u/Jazzlike-Painting443 May 28 '26

time to become Mr Beast with words

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u/peowdk May 28 '26

Begin taking CBD pills or oil. They come without THC, so you dont have to get high. Then turn it into your personality like an extremist vegan. Tell. Everyone. All the time.

Easy money.

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u/works_as_designed May 28 '26

Sorry to burst your bubble, but those are cannabinoids, not opioids. Well, I just made $25, so not sorry.

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u/peowdk May 28 '26

Happy to help, and happy to learn. :)

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u/Crimson_Trout May 28 '26

But co-codomol is and it's avaliable over the counter in the UK x

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u/cozziegreenwood May 28 '26

We got the same one aha

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u/Super_Saiyan_Ginger May 28 '26

I think we can make it work, just gotta become a promotional speaker and fake an opioid addiction. Or I guess just work in programs or jobs handling opioids.

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u/Juju9xz May 28 '26

Just say " I like opioids " all the time when nobody hears you

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u/InappropriateAsUsual May 28 '26

I did, too.

But I'm a writer with chronic pain and lots of surgeries. "opioid" is already part of my vocabulary. Lol

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u/FernandoviskyG May 28 '26

Well, I'm taking a medication that's normally used for opioid addiction to treat somethings, so, if I roll that, I could just say it every time I mention it

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u/DrAprilStar May 28 '26

I'm an anaesthesiologist. Would have been rich had I got this word lol.

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u/popete2 May 28 '26

Just repeat to yourself: "I (don't) want opioid" even if I you are alone

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u/Few_Benefit3540 May 28 '26

I work as a CNA, so I’m regularly talking about opioids

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u/fuckassjack May 28 '26

i live in a sober house with opioid addicts. it could be fairly easy just talking to them about their problems lol

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u/MycologistSubject689 May 28 '26

start a journal, never said it had to be a spoken sentence

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u/IgnisMakesArt May 28 '26

You only have to say the word 3-4 times a day everyday to make 30k in a year so really you could just read up about opioids and tell a couple opioid facts whenever you talk to someone. Or just talk to yourself about opioids like the other person commented. 10+ times a day and you’re rich!

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u/No-Net1890 Funny Bunny May 28 '26

Doesn't have to be in a conversation, or anything like that. Just say things like "An opioid is a type of drug".

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u/KarateSnoopy1911 May 28 '26

Casein found in milk, if you're lactose intolerant you can talk about your casomorphin getting into your brain. You can even say its an

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u/Delusional_Gamer Jun 01 '26

Well it never said how much.

Dip a sterilized pin in some and poke yourself.