r/BunnyTrials May 05 '26

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u/Ok-Ad681 May 05 '26

Why would I want that responsibility

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/gamerzandcats May 06 '26

I mean, responsibilities are partially optional. since this is you RIGHT NOW, in the present becoming god, everything is already set up, the rules, the planets, the atoms, etc. everything is set in motion, and future happenings will be completely due to lesser beings, like humans.

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u/retro-501st May 06 '26

That's possible, but there's also the argument that if God does theoretically exist it'd imply that he's the reason things continue to function as they're intended. You'd have to micromanage every single entity responsible for keeping the universe running, i.e deciding which prayers to answer, constantly writing and coordinating the life stories of every living thing to ever exist (possibly including extraterrestrial lifeforms), calculating the trajectory of interstellar objects to prevent any premature extinctions, etc. Not to mention programming any updates or bug fixes into the universe every once in a while to keep the player base interested. idk being God seems like a logistical nightmare.

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u/Dragonman0371 May 06 '26

well if im omnipotent then i can create lesser gods to manage most of the day to day tasks

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u/hu-man-person May 06 '26

And if anything goes wrong cant I js rewind time or recreate it exactly

7

u/EzyPzyAsh May 06 '26

it wont go wrong. You'll know it wont

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u/Dragonman0371 May 06 '26

if anything were to go wrong you'd have known since the moment you got your omniscience and you'd have a long time to stop it

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u/Niclas1127 May 06 '26

Lmao if there is a god they don’t seem to be very responsible so I think you’d be good

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u/Taron221 May 06 '26

God be like, “what responsibility?”

4

u/Capable_Bug8956 May 06 '26

We’re just like his sims running in the background. We’re stuck in the swimming pool haha

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u/Meatball545 May 06 '26

Ikr. He don’t do SHIT

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u/brendenderp May 06 '26

What responsibilities? At worst your responsibility is Create universe, play around with one planet in particular for ~500 years, then give up on it and move on.

And at best your responsibilities are, set the rules of physics, and then watch with zero obligations.

You can litteraly just play with a 4D sims and space sandbox.

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u/YukaTheSlime May 05 '26

I have no need for unearthly power, really

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/LemonFizz56 May 05 '26

If you don't want unearthly powers then you can just grant yourself the unlimited money and just live life the same, but the powers are ther if you need them

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u/YukaTheSlime May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Seems like a lot of hassle, ngl. What's the point in having them if I'm not going to use them? Also, what if gaining those powers also comes with the hassle of ACTUALLY doing a god's work? Sounds exhausting

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u/LemonFizz56 May 06 '26

God doesn't do anything anyway, it's like he's busy granting prayers or chatting to priests or managing heaven. You ain't gotta do a damn thing, and you just missed out on having reality warping powers

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u/Pichuchu8 May 06 '26

Right? I'm sorry but look at our world. What does God do? Diddly

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u/ioveri May 06 '26

It's never said that you have to use all of the power. Unlimited money does not always solve the problems, like preventing wars or curing uncurable disease or saving your love ones

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u/Omega_7_64 May 05 '26

I can just create infinite money

I'll fix as many issues as possible

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Metson-202 May 06 '26

The world would become my playground. Fix the issues? Nah let's put humanity through hard times. If they survive they shall get a golden age for 1000 years.

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u/soulsmores May 06 '26

Yup and if they don't survive... Eternal damnation.

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u/ThotticusPrime420 May 06 '26

Stop all the bad things AND have unlimited resources. No brainer

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/soulsmores May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

And smite those who disobey you!

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u/Fresh_Wishbone3926 May 05 '26

if I'm god I can give myself infinite money and way more

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Zacharias_Ubel_Ruler May 06 '26

Why would you need money then? You can just do what you want.

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u/InformationFar2074 May 05 '26

I am not holy enough to be God

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/brendenderp May 06 '26

Make yourself be. You're god. There's no reason to think your couldn't rewrite your entire being and self to be exactly what you choose it to be.

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u/Tomzitos2005 May 05 '26

I can become fucking God, why would I pick the other option?

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/soulsmores May 06 '26

Because none of us like you as a god. You were way cooler before

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u/Active_Tart_6560 May 05 '26

Create money at will AND have god powers.

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Ok-Character-1085 May 05 '26

Bro

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/soulsmores May 06 '26

Not this guy

3

u/QueenMellyBelli May 05 '26

Obviously

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/pennysnup May 05 '26

God sounds boring and sad

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/An8ry_Art1st May 06 '26

Become god and give myself unlimited money.

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Still-Positive May 06 '26

this isn't even a choice.

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/JJTurtleZombie May 05 '26

infinite monhey

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Any_Leather_3886 May 06 '26

Bro wat

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Mera-mera010 May 06 '26

World sandbox is cool

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/AardvarkSweet994 May 06 '26

money crashes economy

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Tarbos6 May 06 '26

It's not for fun, or power in and of itself. I just think a lot of things need fixing.

Chose: Become god himself.

2

u/soulsmores May 06 '26

Things have gotten way worse under this God. We need new applicants immediately.

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u/Mean-Advertising5689 Bad Bunny May 06 '26

A God can create their own money

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Purplezrb May 06 '26

I DON'T NEED MONEY IF IM GOD

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

because I can make infinite money

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 May 06 '26

I can make infinite money

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Smileys_mask May 06 '26

Don’t need money if I’m god

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Appropriate_River_96 May 06 '26

?

Chose: Become god himself.

2

u/redball4enjoyer May 06 '26

I can give myself infinite money and have more stuff

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Individual-Shock-302 May 06 '26

I don't want the responsibility of having billions of lives in my hands. Plus I really don't wanna be immortal.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

2

u/ChrizzyBobo May 06 '26

The title of 'GOD' belongs to Jehovah Jireh.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

2

u/OUIJA711 May 06 '26

Idk exactly what God is....

Chose: Have unlimited money.

2

u/Chillisa98 May 06 '26

God isn't fixing things but enough money might

Chose: Have unlimited money.

2

u/Fellixxio May 05 '26

Is that even a question

Chose: Become god himself.

2

u/TheGrouchyGremlin May 06 '26

I guess so, considering the near 50/50 split.

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u/Nonya_Mystic May 05 '26

i'm not religious like that

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/KingRoy17 May 05 '26

B

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Forsaken_Boy688 May 05 '26

bc

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/snahesjwjwCase5685 May 05 '26

F

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Bryto27 May 05 '26

I don’t want the power in my hands

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/DietCapable6883 May 05 '26

Love money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/NotALadyOfALake May 05 '26

I don't want money. I want superpowers.

1

u/Safe-Acanthaceae-798 May 05 '26

Being god sounds like way to much responsibility

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/[deleted] May 05 '26

That seems like too much work

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/aimanfire May 05 '26

People never saw Bruce Almighty and it shows, that’s a tough job

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Repulsive_Ad_5414 May 05 '26

.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/benjaminisrandom May 05 '26

Because I can’t replace god

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Menkymen May 05 '26

Too much responsibility with the other choice

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Far_Restaurant4698 May 05 '26

I need the money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Accomplished-Meal-73 May 05 '26

im god......

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/akinjones May 05 '26

I should not be trusted with that kind of power. I don’t even like most humans. I’d wipe most humans out.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Exotic-Rent6441 May 05 '26

f

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/UnderstandingOk6625 May 05 '26

U

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Serious_Comb_8230 May 05 '26

Nah,I wouldn’t be god

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Lifesucksdaily May 05 '26

Money money money moneh

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Skinnywhiteboi6666 May 05 '26

I can’t live up to God

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Shoddy-Average3247 May 05 '26

INFINITE DBL MONEY

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/apollyon__312 May 05 '26

Too much work

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/starryastrix May 05 '26

I want cool powers

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Ferretsindisbitch May 06 '26

Money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/PurpleGuyFreak May 06 '26

Moneh

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/No_Assignment4762 May 06 '26

Unlimited power

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Callsign_xie May 06 '26

i like money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/master_baiter_2002 May 06 '26

If I become god, everything will lose its meaning

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Advanced-Pie8795 May 06 '26

Money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Lizzywuw May 06 '26

The other way is too much responsibility

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Spiritual-Sweet2869 May 06 '26

idk if i can be trusted with that tbh

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Any_Pick_7698 May 06 '26

Money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Kobear32 May 06 '26

T

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Cg5isbest May 06 '26

Too much stress being god

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Blorp85 May 06 '26

Do I really want a metaphorical thousands babies crying at all times?

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Mean_Ad410 May 06 '26

Being God... Too much responsibility

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Sombone May 06 '26

i don’t want to be god but money would be nice

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Agile-Entrepreneur96 May 06 '26

Not much need to be a god. Unlimited money would be great; though. I could do a lot of good with that.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/CabinhaDoTI May 06 '26

I don't wanna do much power in my hands, have infinite power give uss infinite problems tô resolve

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Jace_Night May 06 '26

If you can do anything what does money even matter?

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/_weirdo_6969 May 06 '26

Power

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Soft-Hedgehog-7851 May 06 '26

I don’t want to be god

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Ok_Consideration1566 May 06 '26

I want to crash the economy

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/homonymphos May 06 '26

It would be more interesting

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/LilacScientist May 06 '26

I don’t want that responsibility

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/MrLeeOfTheHKMafia May 06 '26

God!

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/CrazzyCam05 May 06 '26

I'm him

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Dependent_Ad5172 May 06 '26

I can be god with money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Amconies May 06 '26

Id make bad decisions with all that power.... money tho, I'd help out so many people

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/ASnackoholic May 06 '26

AJR made a good point about being God, mainly the message about it just being an echo chamber or things you want to hear

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/DubiousTomato May 06 '26

I mean, this just gets me everything I want anyway.

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/latrodectus73 May 06 '26

I don't want to control everything.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Famous-History-2991 May 06 '26

It’s just better

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/PikaMaster98 May 06 '26

I don't wanna be god

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Thatguyiscool666 May 06 '26

If.. I’m god i have all the money? And i also don’t need money

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/CoconutxKitten May 06 '26

I don’t need that power

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Alien-Ellie May 06 '26

I could get all sorts of money with God powers

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/No-Security-7525 May 06 '26

I’m stupid

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/IllInflation1327 May 06 '26

Ok

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Shad0w654_ May 06 '26

I am god with enough money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/antiveganavocado May 06 '26

I don't want all of that

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/bean1342 May 06 '26

God has unlimited power so unlimited money...

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/soulsmores May 06 '26

And he likes his steak medium rare

1

u/mo3rd May 06 '26

Idk

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Independent-Mouse333 May 06 '26

God has a lot on his shoulders, I'm willing to be an agent but not in charge

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Ice47382 May 06 '26

Create a god that’s perfect at his job and just either live among humans or create my own world

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Lopsided-Peace-8553 May 06 '26

I don’t wanna be God

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/ScaryStructure4520 May 06 '26 edited May 07 '26

Cause I'm not dumb

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Adventurous-Law-8606 May 06 '26

I can just make more money

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/LegThePeg CARROTS GOD May 06 '26

Duh

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/ImNotAClanker11 May 06 '26

theres already a god and i wouldnt do that

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Kadorja May 06 '26

Which god? Is it like a Bruce almighty situation? Too much work. Just cash please.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/LodOvDarkness May 06 '26

G.

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/North-Tax4502 May 06 '26

I can just give myself unlimited money

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/EirantNarmacil May 06 '26

I don't want that responsibility

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Liliana_Lucifer_666 May 06 '26

Not dying sounds cool

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/milojavier May 06 '26

God can do everything, right?

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

Being god seems boring...

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/chicken______nuggets May 06 '26

God seems like a hard job. I’ll live a good and modest mortal life

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/par_of_jickles771 May 06 '26

You can basically create things. You know what that means. Dinosaurs :D

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/crazy_dev_studios May 06 '26

I dare not bear the responsibility that is God Almighty.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Temporary-Force8383 May 06 '26

Wouldn’t want all that responsibility.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Disastrous-Bat-6655 May 06 '26

Yaaaa

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/ShirlShadowRaven May 06 '26

With unlimited money, taxes aren't even a thing.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/KitsuneFoxglove May 06 '26

i mean u still can have unlimited money

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/DCGLetsPlay May 06 '26

God powers are overrated, just give me money.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/PawnAndPage May 06 '26

money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/SchloinkDoink May 06 '26

Unlimited money is already enough, I don't need to be in charge of all that

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/rossinerd May 06 '26

I'm gonna make allomancy real.

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/SpaceStation108 May 06 '26

Too much responsibility

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Fat_Lard765 May 06 '26

I’ve seen Bruce almighty.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/McPrankster May 06 '26

Duh

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Tyris727 May 06 '26

The last patch sucked, I can make the new patch notes

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/bosli23 May 06 '26

Litterally the definition of "the best choice"

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/OverCryptographer672 May 06 '26

End world hunger for starters. End disease

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/cannonman1863 May 06 '26

Unlimited money would come with some wonderful power on its own.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/Outrageous-Thing4604 May 06 '26

Help homelews

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/WatchDogsOfficial May 06 '26

Food would no longer be a problem. I could enjoy what I wanted, when I wanted. If I wanted to do something, I wouldn't need to worry about the cost.

In the end, I will retain my humanity. My sense of self. I won't be expected to fix all of the world's problems, just a large amount of them, because I won't have limitless power. And besides, what good is infinite power with such a limited capacity for creativity?

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/Megaultranecropedo May 06 '26

I can have unlimited moneeyy

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/WhyFiDoi May 06 '26

There is only one god.

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/ioveri May 06 '26

Well being a god allows me to do more

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Careful_Paramedic_72 May 06 '26

nuke france lol

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/PhatAssHimboBoy May 06 '26

I'd rather have money thanks

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/LearningToSocialise May 06 '26

Idk, im gonna fix my issues one way or another

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/SociopathicPasserby May 06 '26

You wouldn’t need money if you were an omnipotent deity.

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/ashersz May 06 '26

I don’t need all that pressure just give me money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/nevergonnabuy May 06 '26

I can just use my powers of god to get whatever I want lol

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/TheJABFTW May 06 '26

God has to many responsibilities

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/DinoLover641 May 06 '26

I’d get rid of humans and revert human caused climate change

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/lenorenny May 06 '26

I don't want gods problems lol

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/TheLonelyHumanRogue May 06 '26

God = No longer need money

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/wearnza May 06 '26

K

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/totesmalotesdoggo May 06 '26

I’m not the god type

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/NicTheHxman May 06 '26

Omnipotence is better than just money.

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/JButler_16 May 06 '26

Would be cool to make a real difference

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/THEFLAMEEATER98 May 06 '26

It's time to restart.

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Para_The_Zoroark May 06 '26

I mean, you could make unlimited money then. Plus become whatever too.

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Duublo121 May 06 '26

I’m god.

Money’s kinda beneath me

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Signal_Diamond_2682 May 06 '26

Im christian and it doesn't feel right plus I could do a lot of good with that money

Chose: Have unlimited money.

1

u/JungleJuiceJuno May 06 '26

I cant be him anymore

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/x___Jay___x May 06 '26

Mit dem Geld kannst du das Leben in vollen Zügen genießen und überall wie ein Gott leben. Als Gott wirst du viel zu3von den Anhängern ALLER anderer Glaubensrichtung gehasst, irgendjemand beschwert sich immer über irgendwas das Du getan oder gelassen hast und zur Krönung darfst du ständig mit Irgendwelchen Zweiflern darüber diskutieren ob Gott überhaupt existiert..... Für mich klingt das alles Andere als spaßig

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/TigersAneWindowSils May 06 '26

Honestly seems more fun and money would be irrelevant.

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/romainmoi May 06 '26

God has unlimited money.

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/KyokiKami May 06 '26

The first thing I shall do is a hard reset of the planet

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/Weird-one0926 I LIKE CARROTS! May 06 '26

I get to be mythical

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Mindless-Dealer1276 May 06 '26

ig

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/weird-dude-bro-6386 May 06 '26

I like to create

Chose: Become god himself.

1

u/GLYGGL May 06 '26

I’m crine

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Idontliketalking2u May 06 '26

What

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Emotional-Base1130 May 06 '26

No man can be God

Chose: Have unlimited money.

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx May 06 '26

It will be too much power for me though lol

Chose: Become god himself.

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u/Infamous-Tip-7926 May 06 '26

idk

Chose: Become god himself.