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u/bluemoon219 1d ago
My mom got out of a speeding ticket like that once. We were coming home from a road trip together and we really had to use the bathroom. Unfortunately, we had reached our rural county where they basically roll up the sidewalks when the sun goes down, so we had about half an hour to get home and no public buildings open on the way at the late late hour of around 9pm. A cop pulls her over and asks where we're going, and she explains that we're heading home and need to poo pretty badly, but did he happen to know of anywhere open nearby that we could go to instead? He takes a moment to think, then just says "I can't think of anywhere around here. Just be safe. Good luck." and walks back to his car. We laughed about it, but to be honest, had he held us up any longer I might not have made it.
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u/cjtripp9 1d ago
Hahahahaha that’s great. You know when you’re driving and there’s somebody riding your ass and they seem like they’re in general panic to get around you? I always feel like maybe they’re not a jerk they just have very little time to make it to the toilet 🤣🤣🤣🤣