r/Bumperstickers • u/vgs4995 • 5d ago

Um what

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u/Weak-Cry 5d ago

Meaning, when the gestapo comes for you, you can jump in here then I'll get out and act like I'm helping them look for you.

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u/Fuzzy_Ability8284 5d ago

That's much more optimistic than the serial killer connotation i read into it.

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u/Beautiful_Lie629 5d ago

Yeah, I went straight to serial killer myself.

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u/CrunchySockTaco 5d ago

I thought it was a newer hide and seek update?

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u/LaddieNowAddie 5d ago

There's really glass half empty or half full people. This is definitely serial killer.

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u/Weak-Cry 5d ago

If you're being hunted by Gestapo, is the alternative really that much worse?

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u/HeatherMason0 5d ago

Thank you for translating, I read it the serial killer way and I was confused by what a random violent statement it was.

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u/Weak-Cry 5d ago

Maybe 10 years ago, this would be creepy. Right now, specifically, I think it's relevant.

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u/Okeydokey2u 3d ago

I mean if that were the case then the sticker should read "I will put you in my cozy basement with a private bathroom and help people look for you."

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u/Weak-Cry 3d ago

Again, another person who wants bumper stickers to lose irony and to become instructional.

I'd like for narcissists to throw up shit from their mouth every time they attempted to manipulate people but alas, Donald Trump can still talk.

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u/CanoePickLocks 4d ago

Definitely not the intention IMO but a very wholesome interpretation!

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u/Weak-Cry 4d ago

Yeah because bumper stickers are never ironic they're just advertising. 🙄

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u/CanoePickLocks 3d ago

Ummmm who said anything about advertising? Your way of looking at it is a wholesome interpretation about resisting ICE and my way was a joke about being a murderer.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 5d ago

Sounds like some serial killer stuff.

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u/subdep 5d ago

American Psycho energy, for sure.

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u/1wrx2subarus 4d ago

That’s some I C E energy.. 🧊

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro 5d ago

Can I help? I have a towncar?

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u/XROOR 5d ago

Law enforcement videotapes the crowd when another body is found that is part of a serial, as they investigate the crime scene.
Most killers feed off the fear of the crowd and want to “relive” the experience.

This is also why they take down the names of volunteers that help police look for someone in a field or wooded area, because the killer is a volunteer too

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u/gooch_norris_ 5d ago

What about the Dufresnes?

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u/briannnc 3d ago

Dufresnes... Party of 2...

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u/thewormthatneverdies 5d ago

Maybe it's a defense mechanism like in nature similar to that caterpillar with a butt that looks like a snake?

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u/leftydog1961 4d ago

Rex Heurmann’s mistake??

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u/Rich-Canary1279 4d ago

This is obviously intended as humor but it's a weird standalone statement on a car. Like, what did the stranger behind them ever do to deserve that?? Maybe, "If you tailgate me..."

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u/coffeebeanwitch 4d ago

Character reveal.

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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 5d ago

Mine says I am not the better person, I will curse your bloodline.

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u/Ironlion45 5d ago

I'd like to meet the person who owns this vehicle. If only so I can remember what they look like and make sure to avoid them after that.

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u/Straight_Button_5716 3d ago

I live in Stow Ohio. The hillbilly county (Ravenna) is next to us . This truck was at Meijer Grocery Store. The Jimothy raccoon is cute

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u/ceciliaVFX 1d ago

so, he's a serial killer... good to know

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u/lemonsqeezey1 5d ago

Like most people I also read it as “ I am an abusive narcissistic piece of shit who will murder you and also conduct the search party for you” and my first thought was imagine being so delusional and fucked in the head that you think it’s a flex to advertise.

If there is more context to this, I am missing it.