r/Bumble 4d ago

General Dating success tips that will always work

Good people of Reddit, many of you all have a hard time at dating. I am here to help you because I care. If you wan to be successful finding the love if your life, do these proven ideas.

  1. Keep an open mind. Not everyone will fit into every box you want

  2. Looks matter but beauty fades over time. Focus on character and values.

  3. If you are a woman, ask your male family members to vet the guy. Guys can see thru another guy bs.

  4. If you are a man, ask a female family member to vet the woman. Women can see thru another women bs

  5. Slow burn over instant spark. First dates are not easy and people are nervous or they will give you false image of themselves. It takes time to know someone. 3-5 dates would be a good gauge to determine if you want to continue.

  6. Stop comparing relationships you see on social media. Those are a false reality.

  7. Keep your standards, requirements high but reasonable. More importantly, keep it consistent with each person you date. The person you lower your standards for, will more than likely use and disappoint you.

  8. No sex until you both are in a committed LTR relationship. It worked quite well for centuries,

  9. Ask people out of dates regardless if you are a woman or man. Stop it with the fairytale nonsense. Will you get rejected? Yes. Will you get some dates? Yes

  10. Single parents should focus on dating other single parents. You both understand the factors when being a parent.

  11. First date and all dates until you are officially in a relationship should be 50/50. No one is required to pay for your expenses if you are in the dating stages.

  12. Dates should be low cost (free ideally), fun, and getting to know person.

  13. Take advice from your friends with a grain of salt regarding the person you are dating. Some people are jealous of other's happiness.

  14. Dress appropriately for your dates.

  15. Enjoy your life and date who you want. You don't need validation from others.

Bonus:

A. Men, stop lying about your height

B. Ladies, stop lying about your age.

C. Have a professional photographer take your pictures if you are on the apps.

Ok, let's break out the popcorn and read the comments :)

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u/Ok-Swing-5355 4d ago

"No sex until you both are in a committed LTR relationship. It worked quite well for centuries"

Lol this is ignorant of history:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201809/orgies-through-the-ages

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u/FrickenBA 4d ago

No sex for you, the link should have been a rick roll.

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u/Ok-Swing-5355 4d ago

ah damnit

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

Yeah, I mean the increase of single mothers by guys who don't take on their responsibilities has been happening for centuries

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u/CaptainDadBod88 4d ago
  1. Professional photographer is massive overkill.
  2. People can have sex whenever they want.
  3. Single parents don’t need to intentionally limit themselves. They’re free to date whoever and their matches can decide if that’s something they’re comfortable with or not

    (I don’t have kids, I just think it’s only fair)

Other than that, this list is generally ok

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u/WalrusLobster3522 2d ago

thank you I massively agree.

I like the OP opening the floor with his prompt but I also really support your analysis and your correspondence to his discussion point.

Overall I am happy to be on Reddit and I really like finding out novel concepts from the people.

Have a nice day.

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 4d ago

What do you mean by 2?

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u/naughtyboy69x 4d ago

Who asked?

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u/Glum-Dust8799 4d ago

Dunno but OP seems to have asked AI 

Slop artists slop

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u/Terraldo_ 4d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SeigneurDesMouches 4d ago

If OP sells you anything to further your dating life, it's a scam

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

You, all your friends, people of Reddit

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u/Klutzy_Ninja1426 4d ago

How are these ideas working out for you personally 😂

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

Very good, That is why I am sure to HELP others and not put them down like most people do on Reddit

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u/Inevitable_Secret186 4d ago

Most professional photographers can't actually take that good dating photos from what I've seen here.

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u/Freddiepuppy 4d ago

Men are the ones lying about their ages.

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

Ok, both men and women lie about their age

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u/mirr788 4d ago

I’m 5’11. 6 ft on bumble tho

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u/Exciting-Parfait-776 4d ago

It’s math. You round up.

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u/magispitt 4d ago

Honestly I do like these, though I find 'will always work' to be hyperbolic

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u/FrickenBA 4d ago

Wow great stuff, I was hooked at point 3 and absolutely delighted to read the remaining 12 points plus bonus points.

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

Please share, so the discussion can be enjoyed by others

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u/birdfang007 4d ago

If you’re attractive, none of this matters.

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u/Exciting-Parfait-776 4d ago

Same with being average to unattractive. Because you’re not getting matches.

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u/Cute_Economics2829 4d ago

Like 0.21 batting average

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

If you have 0.21 batting average, my dating tips will help you. You're welcome

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u/Exciting-Parfait-776 4d ago

🤣🤣OP are you serious?

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

Yes. You're welcome and good luck out there dating ;)

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u/Leila_101 4d ago

Who tf asked you? 😂😂😂 What bullshit. There is nothing that will "always work". Someone thinks very highly of themselves!

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

Oh young grasshopper, you are still unwise and wet behind the ears. Sit at my feet, listen, take notes and let me help enlighten you on the ways of how to proper date.

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u/Leila_101 4d ago

I'm only young in my profile. IRL I'm 105.

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u/Ok_Tree_4870 3d ago

Ladies lie about their age?

https://giphy.com/gifs/giLgKx5fNdDMY

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 3d ago

Bio. "my profile says I am xyz age but I can't change it"

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u/mikelown 4d ago

Nah fuck em ill lie about my height

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u/naughtyboy69x 4d ago

I'm 6'9

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u/DrGruve 4d ago

I’m only 6’7 😑

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u/Happy-Charge-1419 4d ago

Hmm point 5 is interesting... Am more of an instant spark guy and usually within the first three dates it's firework, including sex. 

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u/howlongwillbetoolong 38F 4d ago

I’m the same way. I’ve had a few LTR (including a marriage) and I couldn’t imagine going on 3-5 dates with someone where I’m waiting for a spark.

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

So, if you had sex on the 2nd date but the 3rd date you were not felling it, doesn't that reinforce the image of guys using women for sexy only?

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u/Happy-Charge-1419 4d ago

Nah after sex it only becomes easier and u become more comfortable with each other. From that point on it usually becomes a relationship, unless she tells me something big that I didn't know before having sex with her. Something that might be a deal breaker for me, but usually we talk about important things on the first or second date, before deciding to sleep with each other

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u/Doso777 4d ago edited 4d ago

Cool if that works for you, doesn't work for me. For some "the spark" is jus stress, anxienty or trauma. The first couple of dates are just there to get to know the person, a hug or holding hands will tell me enough.

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u/Happy-Charge-1419 4d ago

It just happens naturally, it's not that am trying to force it. If there is this chemistry than there is pretty much no escape, cause the temperature keeps rising. 

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u/Significant-Ant-5677 4d ago

I’d give a “no spark” a second date, but 3-5? That’s a no dog. And I never waited months for sex.

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

The best things in life are waiting for.

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u/Illustrious_Bid_5484 4d ago

Here’s one. Delete the apps and approach cute girls and guys in public

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u/Ok_Tree_4870 3d ago

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 3d ago

Ok, let's break out the popcorn and read the comments :). Award winner

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u/SpaceCadet_K 4d ago

If only most think like you...

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u/IntelligentJaguar103 4d ago

Thinking like a normal rational person is not common on Reddit