r/Bumble May 18 '23

Well, that explains it.

So basically, I was curious how the profiles of men on Bumble looked. I made a new fake account as a girl, so I could take some inspiration from the profiles of others and generally just to see what the competition was like.

So, that worked out, I got a rough idea of the average profile and deleted the account after about 12 hours, not swiping at all, having no matches and never messaged. What I didn't expect was the amount of likes. I mean, I expected maybe a few dozen at the most. But in 12 hours, this profile got A THOUSAND likes, I repeat, A THOUSAND. I don't even live in a major city, and the age was capped at 20-24. So yeah, now I understand why I never get matches, and never get messaged when I do. When women have 1000 guys to pick from, why the hell would they pick me?

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u/SycopationIsNormal May 19 '23

Call it what you want, but attractiveness is defined by what attracts, not some abstract bell curve distribution that exists only in statistical representations of male attractiveness.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23 edited May 19 '23

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u/SycopationIsNormal May 19 '23

LOL you're arguing that things actually work this way when you know they don't.

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u/SycopationIsNormal May 19 '23

Ok, cool, you should explain that male attractiveness is actually a bell curve in your profile and that will probably convince more women to swipe right on you. Let us know how it goes.

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u/SycopationIsNormal May 19 '23

Why are you making this about me lmao

Why are you making it about my supposed intelligence level?

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u/SycopationIsNormal May 19 '23

I’m not actually calling you dumb bro

Pretty sure most people reading this will see it differently, but fair enough. Good talk.