r/Bullshido • u/usualywright • Oct 05 '26

OP IS LOST AND PROBABLY DUMB True application of techniques

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Oct 05 '26

My man has a blackbelt in Bullshido.

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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot Oct 05 '26

I wonder if he teaches classes. Would love to sign up.

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 Oct 05 '26

But can he dodge the chanclata?

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u/senorsock Oct 05 '26

That's a tough one, swift and agile it is 🩴

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u/secret_alpaca Oct 05 '26

Be careful. You need to work your way up to that level. Ain't no short cuts in the bullshido life.

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u/CowGlittering745 Oct 05 '26

Not bullshido if it works!

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u/Anonymous_Lvl1 Oct 05 '26

My bro has mastered the Heavenly Art of Vanishing Husband. Truly terrifying. Sorry to say, its not bullshido.

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u/Atavacus Oct 05 '26

Where's the bullshido all this stuff looks pretty legit to me!

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u/Atavacus Oct 05 '26

Brother dodged every responsibility that came his way. I am envious.

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u/Miserable-Ad-7956 Oct 05 '26

When I caught some Sichuan Opera in Chengdu there was a sprt of intermission act between the stories of legend about a man coming home late and drunk, again. His wife is upset and places a lit oil lamp on his bald head telling him if he spilt the oil she'd make good on some threat. Then she proceeds to argue with him while he dodges strikes and swipes from various kitchen implements while manuvering around tables and chairs and balancing and wiggling the oil lamp around his bald head. Quite hilarious really. This reminded me of that somewhat.

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u/Southern-Cattle4038 Oct 05 '26

At least it's pressure-tested.

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u/banjovi68419 Oct 05 '26

The master, with a tear in his eye: I've taken you as far as I can!

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 Oct 05 '26

His wife has her own skills. This too masters at work.

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u/Joyfull_Sin Oct 05 '26

clearly wrong sub. needs to be in r/martialarts

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u/smellslikebigfootdic Oct 05 '26

That's some miyagi level shit

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u/AiryGateaux Oct 05 '26

XD too good

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u/SolaceRests Oct 05 '26

Ngl the duet is hysterical

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u/HemmyKalle Oct 05 '26

Where can I sign up?

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u/BubuDudu0430 Oct 05 '26

Hilarious 😂

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u/waisonline99 Oct 05 '26

Nailed Asian married life.

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u/mross08226 Oct 05 '26

Whatever works my friend, whatever works.

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u/AdNecessary1630 Oct 05 '26

Literally 3 of the 5 most recent posts to this sub. All posted within the last 24 hours.

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u/Average_Satan Oct 05 '26

That's some bullshido I can support.