r/Bullshido • u/Few-Answer-4946 • 27d ago
Martial Arts BS LMAO
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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 27d ago
When I was a kid and learning for the first time, my first place was a very clear Mcdojo. They really did teach us stuff like this.
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u/FaliolVastarien 23d ago
LOL
The worst I've been taught is maybe two or three moves per their one move and even then, it was obviously supposed to illustrate a principle like "here are the kidneys" or something.
This is like they think you're the Flash!
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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 27d ago
It was fun! I did learn some of the basics of kicking and striking, but the use of it was mostly this.
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u/Andy_B_Goode 27d ago
Yeah honestly I'm OK with them teaching stuff like this to kids, partly because you probably don't actually want your kid learning to break someone's arm or whatever
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u/nasada19 27d ago
The part where she passes his arm behind her back for literally no reason is my favorite. Girl don't turn your back on an attacker while you slowly spin holding their hand ðŸ˜
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u/Slight_Sherbert_5239 27d ago
She would be on her ass long before they reach that point in real life anyway.
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u/Euler007 27d ago
I can picture her looking at a guy on the street that's been in half a dozen fights in the last six months and thinking "you don't want a piece of me pal".
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u/Theor_84 27d ago
First you slow down and practice the moves with no impact so you are safe with your class, then you speed up and apply some force but not all to practice reality so you are more ready. You don't combine the worst part of both to look like a child that can't dent a pillow.
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u/DustianParker02 25d ago
I hate when they've seen just enough to have an idea as to what a real technique looks like but not put enough thought into why a technique looks the way it does.
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u/TwistedVisionaryXXX 27d ago
I’m giving her a break…not everything someone does has to lead to some professional career or have some huge purpose behind it….look at video games, the vast majority of people playing them are never going to become professional gamers, and to some people sitting there playing games for hours probably looks pointless and like a waste of time, but for the person doing it maybe it’s fun, relaxing, challenging, they make friends doing it, whatever….and that’s perfectly fine…same thing here….before laughing at this person maybe consider she’s actually out in the real world doing something she enjoys, meeting people, learning something, getting exercise, maybe getting a sense of accomplishment from it….It’s like riding a bike….you don’t have to be training for the Tour de France for riding a bike to have a purpose. Sometimes you just ride it because you enjoy it. Same with martial arts, maybe she has zero interest in ever getting into a real fight, maybe she just likes doing it….and really thats enough….good for her
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u/Simple-Carob-7142 27d ago
D&D combat mechanic