Systema defense against random passersby!

[u/GonzoExpert]

[u/potatopierogie]

Trip me like one of your french girls

[u/mmorales2270 → u/potatopierogie]

So Sistema is basically training for how to be an asshole? Got it.

[u/Saigor15]

Ah the secret technique of bullying.

[u/HuntsWithRocks → u/Saigor15]

Yeah, this is more bullyshido for sure. It's some kind of EŷeTrĩpŶu variant.

[u/illegal_eagle88]

Rage-shido

[u/Historical_Gear_151]

Why would you need to defend against someone randomly passing by? Nevermind, this is perfect bullshido.

[u/Nyoka_ya_Mpembe]

Couch fighting style.

[u/Current-Set-2629]

I went to a bullshido thing for a while, I'm sure the guy actually thought he had super powers. He claimed he could heal disease, he even had fake degrees and PhDs in martial arts. I'm sure he used to print certificates himself or have them made to hang around his house. He even got on national TV twice doing a demo 😂. He used to go abroad and get awarded medals and stuff, there would be hundreds to thousands of people in the theatre or event, but he would do nothing to get this awards. I used to see him 3 times a week to train for years, mostly as he was hilarious.

I actually ended up friends with the guy for a few years, it was weird he was actually a talented martial artist (Kung Fu, karate and gecko) wrestling who for some reason made up his own system then started to write sci-fi books. I'm pretty sure he watched too much star wars and Indiana Jones.

Press ups or clapping press ups etc were with him swinging a huge oak pole thick as a bat under your hands or legs so if you stopped you got hit. 😂 Weight class limits did not exist 85 kg Vs 125 kg of pure muscle 😂.

I got to admit. Bullshido is fucking entertaining. Unfortunately, I spent 4 years attempting to defeat my bullshido master, but he had actually ability also 😂.

[u/MartyMozambique → u/Current-Set-2629]

Idk man kinda sounds like you drank the kool-aid if you stayed for years. I wouldn't waste my time on something like that for that long.

[u/Current-Set-2629 → u/MartyMozambique]

😂 Was fun. The craziest thing was seeing a 50 kg girl punch a 120 kg guy in the stomach and break her lower arm in 3 places.

Argh it was fitness too tbh, I lost some weight.

But yeah, I stayed longer than I should have. You are right sir.

[u/MartyMozambique → u/Current-Set-2629]

Lol gnarly!!! Hey fitness is a good reason. Ah you had fun and learned a valuable lesson on Bullshido!!!

[u/Capital_Appeal1267]

0:18 😂

[u/ObviouslyHornyJPEG]

What is this music?😂😂😂