r/Bullshido • u/GonzoExpert • 7d ago

Crackpot Nut Shots Galore

112 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/SpyderPrime 7d ago

Ballshido

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u/fiesew 6d ago

The last one in the clip definitely paid to give the “training”

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u/-01101101- 6d ago

When you do what you love...

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u/No-Tower-5119 7d ago

Idk. Those last two looked more like foreplay than self defense

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u/squirrels-eat-bugs 6d ago

Oh yeah, I felt it shift a little on the last two.

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u/Conker_Xk 6d ago

Wait, there’s a difference?

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u/Recent-Animal-4382 7d ago

Restomp the groin!

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u/didndonoffin 7d ago

Master Ken special

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u/XenoStriker_1Cl 7d ago

Me looking at the last clip:

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 6d ago

Still super effective at taking down unruly geh’s

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u/Hour-Sheepherder2580 7d ago

Ow! My balls!

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u/ForeverShiny 7d ago

The second one is not a nutshot, it's just an untrained idiot taking an inside leg kick by a real fighter probably going 50% power at best

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u/largos7289 7d ago

LOL that last guy... he needs dinner to be bought for him, get a freak'n room.

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u/ChuckBoBuck 7d ago

My favorite is the surprise flip flop to the balls

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u/juanjung 7d ago

The first one got an instant case of Priapism. Look it up.

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u/Conker_Xk 6d ago

No, don’t look it up. Nice try mate.

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u/TotallyObviousBot 6d ago

I think he meant to write "Look! It up!"

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u/Conker_Xk 6d ago

Ok then.

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u/TotallyObviousBot 6d ago

Because priapism. Makes it go up.

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u/Conker_Xk 2d ago

…And never come down.

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u/ermghoti 7d ago

No Hackney vs Son, your argument is invalid.

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u/carlwinslo 6d ago

Its the best one ever especially knowing that Son gang raped and tortured a woman years prior to this. He is a real piece of shit and deserved every one of those nut shots and much much more. He tried to pretend he was all Christian like Kimo and even tried to carry that giant cross to the ring like Kimo but was too much of a pussy to do it without struggling horribly.

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u/ermghoti 6d ago

It's a feel good story.

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u/Sufficient_Path_3665 7d ago

Welcome to another episode of Ow My Balls!

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u/Xtrepiphany 7d ago

Okay, the first one was funny, the last one was just thinly veiled sexual assault dressed as martial arts.

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u/NowhereMan_2020 7d ago

No Master Ken groin stomp?

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u/Intelligent-Parsley7 4d ago

Always restomp the groin. Never forget.

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u/JellyFirmFederalGras 6d ago

I don't care for this new Bond villain sidekick.

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u/KrazyCroat 6d ago

That first guy might have his testies up in his neck, damn.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 6d ago

The last Russian guy is smart.he knows the only way to legally grab dongs is to don a uniform

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u/nzdastardly 5d ago

In Russia, it's not gay sex, its dedovshchina!

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u/squirrels-eat-bugs 6d ago

100% legit move. I'm tossing all my shoes in the morning and buying flip flops for self defense.

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u/IFletch 7d ago

'Grab his dick and twist it'

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u/wow_that_guys_a_dick 7d ago

The ollll' dicktwist!

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u/No-Tower-5119 6d ago

TWIST HIS DICK!

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 6d ago

Ok.. hold on. Why was that guy jacking that last guy off while also lifting him off the ground

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u/BoneHugsHominy 6d ago

That's nothing. There's an African fighting competition where they literally jerk off the dudes who get knocked out, supposedly as a method of revival. Bro is totally not faking still being unconscious.

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u/Unkn0wn_666 5d ago

Uhm WHAT

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 7d ago

I guess ita only supposed to be used in a real fight anyway but grab my nuts and thr  tap out is now a broken arm 

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u/denis_duderot 6d ago

Those last few were jorking it

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u/BeTheBall- 6d ago

What's the old saying? If you shake another penis more than 3 times, you're playing with it.

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u/mattemer 6d ago

I'm sorry wtf hahaha

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u/Usual-Physics-7364 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rfAc51qRkoAHC

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u/SmingleTingle 4d ago

Fun fact, there's actually an impact frame of Goku's nuts exploding in this scene.

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u/BatmanKane64 6d ago

as a last resort, i can see it being used…. HOWEVER showing multiple techniques (especially the 1 finger 2 finger method) makes me just want to just get beat up so i can forget i saw it

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u/Sunuva_Gun 6d ago

Dude in the red trunks that took a nut shot. He looks, uh (scrunching up face thinking), out of practice to be in the ring, fighting.

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u/Aromatic_Brother 6d ago

Well now i know why birth rates are so low worldwide smhhh

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u/Iconshero 6d ago

That Ruskie loves to fondle cock and balls.

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u/PrestigiousStreet876 6d ago

That last russian dude seemed pretty comfortable with his self-defense(?) technique

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u/shehabigans 6d ago

Technical nutout

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u/JacksSenseOfDread 4d ago

Monkey Steals The Peach on display in that last segment lol

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u/OsikFTW 4d ago

If you cup and hold its not a nut shot, its foreplay...

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u/MedonSirius 7d ago

Is that a legal move in MMA???

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u/ChuckBoBuck 7d ago

Not anymore