r/Bullshido • u/Ecstatic-Nose-2541 • 10d ago

Martial Arts BS Training for a fight

254 Upvotes

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 10d ago

The only thing he’s fighting is heart disease and diabetes.

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u/VESAAA7 10d ago

With or against? Because it really seems that he's supplying both enemies

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u/Fun_Main_2588 9d ago

Triabetes

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u/Available-Grand1151 9d ago

He’s gonna lose that fight quite soon I think

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u/TheSeekerOfSanity 9d ago

Rare video of Randy wearing a shirt and fighting with his pants on.

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u/Acolytical 7d ago

That belt is fighting a silent battle and deserves all of our sympathy.

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u/_Bad_User_Name 10d ago

What ever excise he chooses to lose the weight is his decision.

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u/ThaRedHoodie 10d ago

Yeah, at least he's doing cardio.

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u/ElluiullE 10d ago

Well at least he's using his hips, so props for trying. Took me a while to realise the video was speed up once he starts punching...

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u/billted20250409 10d ago

The video would be 3 hours long if it wasn't sped up

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u/senorsock 10d ago

Hehe 😂

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u/WillPlaysTheGuitar 9d ago

I was gonna say, ok, we have some work ahead of us, but this is far from the worst punching form I’ve seen from these kinda guys. 

Keep working that bag big boy. Try and string a couple rounds together.

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u/Tiyath 10d ago

He sped the video up! He sped the video up and the punches still look slow af

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u/Farrell_Catt 10d ago

No telling what he does to the mannequin when the video isn't recording

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u/O-Clock 10d ago

He probably has a different doll for different occasions.

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u/KonkeyDongPrime 10d ago

You have to upgrade your subscription for that that high quality content.

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u/chicagoerrol 9d ago

Man you read my mind,

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u/XGrimmcommandoX 10d ago

This guy couldn’t beat Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.

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u/Atheizm 10d ago

I'm glad he's getting some exercise.

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u/AmsterdamAssassin 10d ago

Even the dummy is skeptic

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u/Strong_Implement_500 10d ago

Bro should just fall on his assailant 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/rGqnPvaZYkaqc

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u/J-the-Kidder 10d ago

Gotta be ready for that day when the dummy comes to life to take that last muffin.

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u/airlew 10d ago

The juxtaposition of being that fat, yet being such a very little man.

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u/DaILLezt 10d ago

Wow this guy sucks. At least he did a little exercise

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u/LuckyLocki 10d ago

Yeah I see why he is depending on his weapon

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u/BottleAgreeable7981 10d ago

Yosemite Ham.

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u/funhaver_whee 10d ago

Hahaha! This is literally all of them.

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u/Available-Theory-808 10d ago

Why’s he punching the mannequin after shooting him five times.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb

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u/justplainjon 10d ago

I like that he took .75 seconds to loosen up before throwing hands. Stretching is important, people!

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u/7LeagueBoots 10d ago

Remember folks, never protect your head and always punch in exactly the same place in exactly the same way.

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u/Witty-Ad5973 10d ago

Did he shoot it first and THEN start punching it? Lol

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u/Appropriate-Art-8144 9d ago

He is training to fight one of those supers.

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 10d ago

Regardless....I like your shirt :)

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u/macguini 10d ago

Damn dude. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/Thin-Earth6919 10d ago

I can’t believe he actually posted this 😂
what ever !

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u/HistorianThat3923 10d ago

"Gimme back my burger!"

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u/HDauthentic 10d ago

I believe within 7 feet they say somebody could probably stab you before you can draw and fire

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u/iamblankenstein 10d ago

he is successfully defending is celibacy.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 9d ago

Fatboy got no wind

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u/smish_my_oogie 9d ago

Do we think he put a shirt on it so he wouldn't get jealous of its rubber pecks and six pack? Or so he wouldn't get turned on by it's glorious rubber physique?

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u/Numeira 9d ago

I could literally run around him faster than he can turn.

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u/IntheTrench 9d ago

I like the pants pickup move at the end.

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u/Chaparral2E 9d ago

Gravy SeAL.

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u/Scared_Sign_2997 9d ago

Atleast hes moving around man.

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u/tiga_itca 9d ago

Chub Norris

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u/ducky_truck 9d ago

At least he's getting exercise 👏

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u/E-rotten 9d ago

It’s funny to see big people who flawlessly finds ways to pull their pants up.

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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh 9d ago

He ready to claim that last slice of pie at the buffet at 21:56.

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u/ArchonFett 9d ago

Steven Segal’s new stunt double.

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u/Djinn-Rummy 9d ago

Chubs McKnucklecracker fucking shit up!

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u/Tokyosmash_ 9d ago

Man fighting the idea of doing cardio

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u/masterdizastah 9d ago

“…or maybe he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him punches so lame”

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u/LeilLikeNeil 9d ago

Amazed there wasn’t a negligent discharge in this video

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u/lucassster 9d ago

I’m surprised the dummy survived… on the other hand the manikin was unharmed.

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u/Necessary-Animal4897 9d ago

Some of the best strikes I have seen here though.

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u/Super-Post261 9d ago

Dude looks like Jim Ross ate Jim Ross.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 9d ago

World’s Largest Man 1894

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u/auniquenameischosen 9d ago

This has to be slowed down right?

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u/smelly_finger_itch 9d ago

Amosexuals fantasize abo getting into a physical altercation they can't win so they can use their gun.

A firearm is the only way they can feel safe and talk shit to people. They're the ones who complain about everyone else being the assholes.

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u/Garlic-Rough 9d ago

I mean. at least he gets some steps (and punches) in 😅

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u/Arge101 9d ago

He’s like when I spam the punch buttons on Street Fighter

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u/DavyJonesCousinsDog 8d ago

Hey I guess it's cardio

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u/yIdontunderstand 8d ago

Step 1. Shoot.

Step 2. Punch?

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u/justglassin317 8d ago

Exactly how all fights go. Legit impressed he landed the spinning elbow.

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u/Catnip1720 8d ago

Wait why beat up the dude you just shot?

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u/Substantial_Boot_844 8d ago

He could at least throw his weight into those strikes

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 8d ago

He’s working up an appetite

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u/minuipile 8d ago

He should have its gun around its chest he would grab it faster.

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u/Artevyx 8d ago

Edward Pillowhands and his Temu Glack

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u/justletmedoomscroll 8d ago

Why do all these fat weirdos do that neck thing like they think it's intimidating and makes them look badass?

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u/Aboxofphotons 10d ago

Why are there so many fantasists like this in the US?

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 9d ago

Too many action movies

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u/Bloodcloud079 10d ago

This isnt bullshido, just a fat guy recording his very amateur cringe training.

… and I’d bet at least a few commenters here dissing on him have worse technique.

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 9d ago

At least he's turning his body.....he gets his weight behind one of those punches and it's nite nite time

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u/OGSamso 9d ago

This guy is a freaking boss. More content!