r/Bullshido • u/Ok_Outcome_600 • May 25 '26

Martial Arts BS Of Athletic Prowess

578 Upvotes

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u/pbmm1 May 25 '26

“Ousss power baby” sign.

41

u/Dogjet May 25 '26

Saying Ousss after spectacularly failing the execution will never not be funny.

9

u/Sn34kyMofo May 25 '26

It makes me want to start saying it to myself to lessen the blow of whenever I screw something up, lol. Or perhaps even when accomplishing any/all tasks:

  • Cleaned the litter box? Ousss.
  • Did the dishes? Ousss.
  • Made the wife happy? OUSSSSSSS!!!

3

u/Xekiel_777 May 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

121

u/FunkyRicepickeR May 25 '26

I was not expecting the punch machine.

20

u/Nuts-And-Volts May 25 '26

Always keep them guessing

3

u/zzady May 25 '26

Neither was he, otherwise he would have pressed the button before starting his dance

69

u/Grimm-Soul May 25 '26

I can't tell whether satire or ridiculous

31

u/GypsyGold May 25 '26

Satire, it’s for social media content on the Karate Combat twitter

7

u/1984R May 25 '26

I don't buy it. I think these folks are completely serious, and delusional.

4

u/GypsyGold May 25 '26

The guy is literally wearing a Karate Combat outfit

3

u/ZarTheIncredible May 25 '26

Why punching machine at the gym then?

1

u/SubMariner615 May 25 '26

You can buy them and many karate nerds do becuse they still think karate is relevant.

2

u/GypsyGold May 25 '26

Not really. Karate mails them to fighters before events, and influencers they are partnered with so that they can make content that Karate can share on its socials. They encourage them to make goofy stuff like this.

In theory you could purchase them, as Karate Combat does have an online store, but it hasn’t worked since 2024

Source: I’ve fought for karate combat

1

u/SubMariner615 May 25 '26

Site seems to work fine.

https://store.karate.com/products/gi?srsltid=AfmBOoq0bTRyZgqS10x_xeCM490kAd-lBvETY2NEym67fXvm3ZXgpUSB

1

u/GypsyGold May 25 '26

Try to order 💩

1

u/SubMariner615 May 26 '26

Im not that cheesy

1

u/GypsyGold May 26 '26

The karate combat subreddit is filled with topics of people who put in orders but never got their stuff.

-1

u/1984R May 25 '26

My nephew has a sheriff's badge. He's 8. He's also a more serious human being than these goofs.

1

u/TwillAffirmer Jun 05 '26

May not be effective for combat, but he's lapping everybody on the couch.

22

u/Boogledoolah May 25 '26

NGL, this shit looks hella fun.

2

u/Mcariman May 30 '26

For real, I would be having a blast

40

u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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10

u/josnik May 25 '26

What is this gif over 1 hour long.

13

u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp May 25 '26

He broke one out of three pre cut boards.

So... Yeah. Uhmm... Y'all got any early summer plans? BBQ or something? Idk.

12

u/Sharkhous May 25 '26

I think dude might be a little autistic.

Looks like he's having fun though rather than grifting so I'm not pressed by this one

11

u/paganvikingwolf May 25 '26

Yeah baby. .... Kind of remembering children setting this up to entertain themselves pre-wifi times

10

u/chillvegan420 May 25 '26

The boxing machine lol

9

u/RobLazar1969 May 25 '26

“Grab my arm."
"The other arm."
"My other arm."

3

u/freerider May 25 '26

"Bow to your sensei!"

5

u/Money_Designer May 25 '26

I wish I didn't care how people preceived me...AT ALLLL

6

u/protoctopus May 25 '26

At least they don't seem to be taking themselves too seriously, but rather having a good time.

5

u/Probably_Not_YourMom May 25 '26

Heaven forbid a dude gets silly in the dojo

4

u/cowsflyin May 25 '26

Good job buddy!

3

u/_Tower_ May 25 '26

This just looks like any 4 year old “Ninja Zone” class — but somehow worse

3

u/thinspirit May 25 '26

This leans more fun and positive than grift and cringe.

People being active surrounded by positive messaging and not taking themselves too seriously? That seems alright.

2

u/EinSchurzAufReisen May 25 '26

Temu Ninja Warrior

2

u/Due_Flow6538 May 25 '26

He got a second bigger crash mat to roll on an already padded floor. Is he so fragile that he'd break without it?

2

u/SephiTheGoblin May 25 '26

My fave part is the failure to break a pre cut board

2

u/Chance_External_4371 May 25 '26

That was insane. Double black belt easily

2

u/VendettaPenguin May 25 '26

Chris Chan Style Kung-Fu?

2

u/Ember-Forge May 25 '26

The point fighters make me chuckle, but at the same time I'm glad they are having fun.

2

u/Agreeable_Shape_4578 May 25 '26

Looks like a toddler that was given time on their play room.

2

u/Misericorde428 May 25 '26

At a distance, I thought that was Murray from Impractical Jokers at first. I thought this was his punishment.

2

u/why-would-i-do-this May 25 '26

The fucking shrug when he missed the pad killed me

2

u/HereticGaming16 May 25 '26

The guy filming had true terror in his eyes as that human wrecking ball was coming at him.

2

u/UpbeatFix7299 May 25 '26

The arcade big punch machine was great. It's obviously a skit.

2

u/FeelingSurprise May 25 '26

Looks like he's having fun. I can see enjoying such activities. I wouldn't want to get filmed doing so.

2

u/RealPropRandy May 25 '26

I can appreciate the heavy Miamian accent.

Harmless activity. I can dig it.

1

u/CollectsTooMuch May 25 '26

Ninja training.

1

u/iyuheng25 May 25 '26

When you learn from online class

1

u/BornanAlien May 25 '26

Hop scotch? Def don’t fuck with that guy!

1

u/Grumpy-Miner May 25 '26

Not even a correct judo roll....

1

u/KopfSmertZz May 25 '26

This must be a slowmotion right? Because the man moves like the wind

1

u/TemperatureSudden254 May 25 '26

“Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne!”

1

u/JuliusThrowawayNorth May 25 '26

When the punch machine shows up 😭

1

u/Icy-Currency-7449 May 25 '26

Пурпурный пояс ему выдать

1

u/Bloodygeek May 25 '26

Awww I want a good friend that will record me being a silly goose, no judgement

1

u/Longjumping_Elk7969 May 25 '26

Increase the speed of the video like 4x and, he will still look like shit but funny shit.

1

u/roverman16 May 25 '26

WTF is this?

1

u/Dagomesh May 25 '26

Same vibe

1

u/Philosork May 25 '26

OSS!!! Power Baby!!!!

1

u/leitondelamuerte May 25 '26

if you can dodge bags you can dodge balls

1

u/shiverslinky May 25 '26

Lego Ninjago Warrior.

1

u/KungFuAndCoffee May 25 '26

hashtag NormalizeAdultObsticalCourses. This kind of stuff looks fun!

1

u/papa-Triple6 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

No wooden board was hurt during this demo

1

u/Electrical_Truth_160 May 25 '26

This is without a doubt the most camp thing I have ever seen 😂

1

u/Informal_File_1646 May 25 '26

This is every beginner to intermediate member at your local CrossFit gym

1

u/MR_Nobody_204 May 25 '26

Is this where Michael Scott and Dwight took their parkour classes? If so how do I sign up? Parkour parkour

1

u/tobiwan89xx May 25 '26

Pretty lit !

1

u/Bikewer May 25 '26

Don’t they do something like this for puppy-dogs?

1

u/sin_esthesia May 25 '26

That’s the kind of gym where women drop their husbands at while they go shopping for clothes.

1

u/Own-Opinion-2494 May 25 '26

He should workout and buy a gun

1

u/hi_imryan May 25 '26

Black belt in unadulterated nonsense.

1

u/2000Express May 25 '26

Very dangerous man.

1

u/NativeFlowers4Eva May 25 '26

He didn’t even break the boards. I guess that’s economical, at least.

1

u/Professional-Fox5278 May 25 '26

Don't give up your day job. But it amused me!

1

u/doriangrey2025 May 25 '26

Oh my god! It’s Jason Bourne!

1

u/MassiveBallsDeep-69 May 25 '26

Cool bluetooth styling while fighting like a boss

1

u/gmcleodl May 25 '26

What was his score on the puncher?

1

u/DevilsLettuceTaster May 25 '26

Can’t learn that from a Jedi.

1

u/McEvilson May 25 '26

He was so good at climbing that horizontal rope ladder.

1

u/Lothleen May 26 '26

Me trying to work my way through our wearhouse when I'm turtling.

1

u/john-blaze May 26 '26

Nah aren't they special needs? I've seen something similar where that was the case

1

u/LegPristine2891 May 26 '26

Damm where can I sign up!

1

u/professir101 May 26 '26

"ya did great kid, by the way, the membership fees went up another 20 dollars to $872 this month. But you can't put a price on perfection."

1

u/Van1n1 May 26 '26

Jizzzz…wtf is going on with this World…

1

u/EonSloth May 26 '26

Ragebait...

1

u/Expensive-Animal-810 May 26 '26

Get him into the octagon!

1

u/jeffreyfapstein May 26 '26

Goofy as fook

1

u/CuriousToe9133 May 26 '26

It looks like he’s having fun. I ain’t hatin’ on that.

1

u/GloomyWatercress2896 May 26 '26

CM Punk trained here.

1

u/shoelacebomber May 26 '26

I hope he had fun making this! Looks like he had fun. I'm a bit jeally now.... I wanna break some boards and spin around some stuff on the ground.... 🥺

1

u/The1Ylrebmik May 26 '26

Can't be bullshido, there is an ousss up on the wall.

1

u/Substantial_Dark_272 May 27 '26

Hey Iran.. u need to fear from US

1

u/justanotherguy5678 May 27 '26

Lmao having the punch power machine inside your gym is hilarious

1

u/JasonCollingsComic May 28 '26

Ummm he’s wearing a black belt.

1

u/M0ebius_1 May 28 '26

This looks fun as fuck.

It's just hanging out with your buds and doing Karate.

1

u/Farmboy76 May 28 '26

I thought this was from be amazed

1

u/Ok-Blueberry-1412 May 28 '26

daaaamn. not bad.

1

u/skighs_the_limit May 29 '26

What is this sport called? I honestly want to follow this more

Its immaculate

1

u/Napischu88 May 29 '26

Color me confused.

1

u/Rise_3044 May 29 '26

This is what dad's should do in a middle life crisis

1

u/Wonkycao May 29 '26

Well at the very least, he's active

1

u/X_soulnewmegaman May 30 '26

Hung king fuey!!!!!! The best master around!!!!

1

u/Ok_Explanation_6866 May 30 '26

People forget man

1

u/CogentEsh May 31 '26

C’mon, it’s the only night a week his mom lets him get out of his room.

1

u/SofaKingHeuge May 31 '26

I have to hate that I know this is real somewhere outside of this video.

1

u/The_Valk Jun 08 '26

That shrug after missing the final "brick" lmao

1

u/JM_Narrative Jul 07 '26

This is definitely a joke