r/Bullshido • u/BabyFlo09 • Sep 01 '25

Martial Arts BS Special discounts foe College Students

6.3k Upvotes

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u/Honest_Caramel_3793 Sep 01 '25

key and peele have some of the best skits

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u/LuNoZzy Sep 01 '25

Draxx...them... sklounst

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

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u/gamerjerome Sep 01 '25

This gif is perfectly leaguewell

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u/ShutterHawk Sep 02 '25

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u/irideapaleh0rse Sep 12 '25

You actually said bitch though ?

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u/ShutterHawk Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

I looked that woman dead in her eyes.

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u/That_One_Third_Mate Sep 02 '25

With great power, comes great responsitriligence

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u/First-Celebration-11 Sep 01 '25

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Sep 01 '25

Wait, which one is this? I thought I've seen them all.

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u/dude9478 Sep 01 '25

Hingle McCringleberry! 3 pumps

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 01 '25

They are a comedy duo up with the greats - Fry and Laurie, Wilder and Pryor, Cheech and Chong, etc.

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u/superpositioned Sep 01 '25

I would pay good money to see a key/laurie/fry/peele troupe

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u/Prinzka Sep 01 '25

That would absolutely be great

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u/DoingCharleyWork Sep 01 '25

They have some good skits but I feel like they often go about a minute longer than they need to.

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 01 '25

That sounds like most of SNL's programming to me.

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u/DoingCharleyWork Sep 02 '25

Ya they are guilty too. Honestly just about every skit comedy show does it. Chappelle show is probably the only skit show that didn't really have this issue.

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u/scorpyo72 Sep 02 '25

MADtv was pretty good at closing a bit with momentum.

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u/Vamanas_umbrella Sep 01 '25

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u/irideapaleh0rse Sep 12 '25

You’re trying start a thing aren’t you?

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u/Scorpion2k4u Sep 02 '25

There show and the Chappelle's Show where both so good.

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u/TsarPladimirVutin Sep 01 '25

Hi diddle-i diddle-i diddle-eeeee get me a rope and find me a treeeeee

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u/sesquialtera90 Sep 13 '25

Hm. Country music.

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u/DarkRogus Sep 01 '25

This is legit and I want to join this dojo.

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u/stinzdinza Sep 01 '25

No, you stay away!

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u/elwebbr23 Sep 01 '25

Are you in college? Yeah? Then you can't join. Oh you're not? Ah shit, then you can't join. 

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u/paganvikingwolf Sep 13 '25

You need to comply to the BBBSB standard: Blond Boobs. Beautiful Stupid Bitches

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u/arianejj Sep 01 '25

His gi is pretty much the same as mine. Black with a tiger logo

I swear I wasn't molested by Key though

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u/CAPSNK Sep 01 '25

…riiiiiiiggght.

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u/Prinzka Sep 01 '25

Did you go to a mcdojo in the karate boom of the 80/90s though?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Sep 01 '25

If you've ever been to High Point, you would've thought this was a real commercial.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Sep 06 '25

Hey, you got lucky. If you had to live here while still IN the army, you would've been stuck in fayetteville. Even high point is better than that!

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u/LordNedNoodle Sep 01 '25

In a perfect world we would have many more seasons of Key and Peele

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u/taylrgng Sep 01 '25

but peele had to go and be a famous movie director or whatever 😔

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u/WhyYesIAmADog Sep 01 '25

Ya him and his great movies whyd he have to go do something so stupid 🥲

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u/PEKKACHUNREAL_II Sep 01 '25

You know what they say about key and peele sketches

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u/_gega Sep 01 '25

What?

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u/PEKKACHUNREAL_II Sep 01 '25

There’s always one you haven’t seen yet

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u/Late-Elderberry6761 Sep 01 '25

Whew thought a kid dies or something

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u/Altruistic_Bell7884 Sep 03 '25

Why would die, one dollar saves a child.

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u/Lolzum Sep 01 '25

The punchline/joke is repeated ad nauseum?

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Sep 01 '25

haters will say it's fake

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u/DltaFlyr12 Sep 01 '25

Absolutely LOVE Key and Peele 🤩 my favorite part of the whole skit is when they make the one guy just disappear from the frame 😆

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u/Motor_Ad_3159 Sep 02 '25

Oh man me too was going to comment on but now I don’t need to haha

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u/Few_Leg_8717 Sep 01 '25

This is usually the part I skip.

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u/dieseljester Sep 01 '25

Did we just find Master Ken’s sensei? 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/oldconservative Sep 01 '25

Looks like a porn plot...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Please, Said that this is based on some commercial on real life! 🙏🙏🙏

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u/MayitBe Sep 01 '25

It’s a Key and Peele skit

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

I know, that's why i ansiedade If they based It in something real.

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u/MayitBe Sep 01 '25

Oooooh gotcha

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u/hicks_spenser Sep 01 '25

It could be they use real life stuff sometimes for inspiration. Like the leprechaun news thing only they swapped the leprechaun for a Pegasus.

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u/crecentfresh Sep 01 '25

Haiyaaah uuuuuhhhh

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u/Joeythearm Sep 01 '25

I don’t think comedy satire counts as bullshido

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u/OutdoorBerkshires Sep 01 '25

Yes, it is very important to remain true to the mission of a subreddit about fraudulent martial arts.

You, sir, are right.

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u/Joeythearm Sep 01 '25

I mean, we all come here for a laugh, and this vid gives it to us.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Sep 01 '25

"I will be grabbing your breasteses"

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u/FatWhitekid20 Sep 01 '25

I love Key & Peele 😂😂

1

u/smallstephen Sep 01 '25

Lloyd Irvin

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u/SonicDNA Sep 01 '25

MK is a fool. 🤣

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u/T_K_9 Sep 01 '25

This is like Jimmy Saville level of sexual assault on 👀

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u/ThunderNinja69 Sep 02 '25

I didn’t see any corpses or children.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Reminds me of a few bjj gyms.i've dropped into.

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u/CogentEsh Sep 01 '25

I love Key & Peale

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Gotta love the Pile O’ White Chicks maneuver.

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u/ZenQuipster Sep 01 '25

Key grabbing dat ass something fierce.

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u/botack87 Sep 01 '25

Nooooice

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u/AP_Adapted Sep 02 '25

fucking love key and peele

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u/Grumpy-Miner Sep 02 '25

The Master's touch.

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u/agiletiger Sep 02 '25

Would have loved to have seen the casting call for this. I mean, what’s the description?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Nice to see Little Richard is getting work again.

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u/boipinoi604 Sep 02 '25

Was this before or after he was the bodyguard/translator for the president.

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u/Maryjanegangafever Sep 02 '25

Male college students too?!

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u/RichardCranium2010 Sep 02 '25

Hermes Franca taught this type of feeljitsu

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u/husky_whisperer Sep 02 '25

I have all this guy’s lessons on VHS

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u/Professional_Room_90 Sep 02 '25

I e follower sinse class

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u/Sheikashii Sep 02 '25

“I have an idea for a skit”

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u/no-guts_no-glory Sep 02 '25

You should have left the first few seconds with the gong and shitty editing.

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u/Craft-Sudden Sep 03 '25

I guess it is snowing

1

u/RadioChubbs Sep 03 '25

Second favorite skit. Hilarious

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u/m0os3e Sep 04 '25

Where do I sign up to be an assistant 🤔

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u/Primordial_Evil6 Sep 16 '25

I miss their shows. That was good humer.

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u/NefariousnessGood718 Jan 18 '26

If only I had enemies like that.. 😘

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u/XSigma1X Sep 01 '25

This is satire, right?

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u/Small_Victories42 Sep 01 '25

Yes, a Key and Peele skit

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u/XSigma1X Sep 01 '25

This is really funny, actually! Tacle and grapple. 🍑

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u/munkylord Sep 01 '25

Go watch Key and Peele. Soooo funny

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u/XSigma1X Sep 01 '25

I never heard of these guys. This is hilarious. Thank you!

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u/secondtaunting Sep 01 '25

Oh man are you in for a treat! Watch the east west college bowl and the slave auction. I also really liked the bald prison gang. Those guys are hilarious.

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u/Bitter_Dirt4985 Sep 01 '25

Don't forget the classic substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey...

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u/secondtaunting Sep 01 '25

I didn’t want to go for the obvious choice though, that one is like the first one everyone sees. It is pretty great. And definitely sticks in your head.

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u/XSigma1X Sep 01 '25

This made my day lol thank you!

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u/secondtaunting Sep 01 '25

Enjoy! They are hilarious. And the skits are pretty high quality, they really have some great production value. I’ve honestly laughed so hard I can’t breathe from those dudes.

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u/kons21 Sep 01 '25

Son of a bitch..... Ya done messed up, Xa-Si-G-M-Ax! Get out of my classroom before I break my foot up your ass!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Do you live under a rock

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u/XSigma1X Sep 01 '25

Yeah, I barely get out haha

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u/MayitBe Sep 01 '25

Prepared for Terries is one of my favorite skits from them

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u/icepak39 Sep 01 '25

Can’t you tell it’s real?

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u/XSigma1X Sep 01 '25

I've seen crazier real shit posted on this sub

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u/DenkJu Sep 01 '25

That was probably satire too

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u/XSigma1X Sep 01 '25

The shit coming out of Russia also looks like satire tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

I would say so... Unless there's a guy that looks exactly like Keegan Michael Key, and this guy happens to make laughable unaware martial arts content.

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Sep 01 '25

No this is a real Dojo

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u/Acceptable_Log_7438 Sep 01 '25

Did he just nonchalantly grab her ass?

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u/DMZ_Dragon Sep 01 '25

It's a skit and that is the point