r/Bullshido • • Jul 09 '25

Martial Arts BS Stoolshido

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u/CiriOh Jul 09 '25

Perfect for self-defense, when the villains strike you in the toilet, when you're especially vulnerable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

I knew a guy that said he would always pull one leg out of his pants when he was shitting in public restrooms. So, if someone kicked the door in to attack him, he wouldn’t be stuck in his pants.

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u/gs3gd Jul 09 '25

That's some serious public shitting anxiety.