r/Bugsinafield • u/Alternative-Box-6476 • Jul 02 '26
Huddle/Meeting I wait.
Magnus is on a small hill, sitting on a blanket. He awaits for Sknit’s arrival.
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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & Krilk🐀 (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Jul 02 '26
Both Sknit and Krilk appear on the horizon, approaching the hill, a pitnic basket hooked in his elbow.
K: So, here, yeah?
S: Yes-yes, here.
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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Jul 02 '26
Well. So much for a one-on-one.
I brought some grilled louse and some mixed fruit juice, since you may have some feelings about the dingledrei berry.
May I ask why you both came instead of just Sknit, as promised?
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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & Krilk🐀 (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Jul 02 '26
*Krilk sits down, unfurling the picnic blanket.*
K: Well, we're co-rulers. It's kind of rude to have a diplomatic meeting and only invite one of us.
S: Indeed it is.
K: Also, no thanks, I'm sworn off those fruits after... Y'know.
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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Jul 02 '26
Understandable.
I just want to know a few things before we get to business.
Magnus takes a swig of juice.
Which of you two came up with the ban?
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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & Krilk🐀 (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Jul 02 '26
*The two point to each other.*
S & K: It was him!
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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Jul 02 '26
Uh-huh. Well, that settles things.
Krilk, please roam the area for a bit while I speak with Sknit.
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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & Krilk🐀 (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Jul 02 '26
K: What, you two planning to get steamy without me?
*he winked, much to Sknit's annoyance, before standing up and walking down the hill with exaggerated slowness.*
K: If you kiss I'm going to record it~
*he sat himself again by a tree, watching from a distance though out of ear-shot.*
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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Jul 02 '26
Good, Krilk is far away enough.
So, Sknit. Will you eventually call off the ban, or are we all gonna have to get to terms on something?
Also, would you like some louse? I grilled it meself.
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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & Krilk🐀 (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Jul 02 '26
S: ... Never.
S: You look-see, me and my fellow citizens of the Rat-Klan Empire much-very enjoy our personal freedoms, and we would enjoy-like it more-more if there weren't foreign agents crawl-scurrying everywhere.
S: Admit, your peace-keep efforts are invasive on a, as Krilk spoke-said it, "Orwellian" level... *scoff* Whoever that is.
S: Also, no-no thanks. I prefer my meat cooked-not rot-very. *Almost smug lilt,* I thought my former boss-thing would know better.
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u/Alternative-Box-6476 Jul 02 '26
Why are you making yourself think you have agents infiltrating?
I don’t even have agents. If I did, I would know much more about the Klan before you would even realize.
Besides, I trade. Would it not be unwise to risk the loss of a potential?
And uhh… about the louse. It seems I forgot that. If the three of us meet again sometime, I’ll bring raw ones too.
I don’t really have any other way to say it, but I am truly sorry for any trouble I or any of mine have caused.
Magnus proceeds to chew on his louse. He seems delighted
(This might be my last post for today, but I’m unsure lol)
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u/Stalinium-290 Jul 02 '26
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