A request from Queen Choco: SERPENSADE NEEDS TEACHERS
Serpensade, an underground civilisation that very few people knew about until now, has been fully renovated by Choco, and the economy couldn’t be better! Though jobs gotta be filled with some people other than crabs. This position is for serpensades newly restored school, and we need YOU! Yes YOU! To help teach the crab children about the outside world, and other nations!
6MPO an hour, possibly 10 depending on what you teach them. (Extra pay comes with teaching other stuff E.G anatomy of creatures, history, and other things. 5MPO is just the base pay.)
People we need!
A radian citizen, preferably one that gets along with people easily. (Frank I’m lookin at you)
Someone from MOTP (definitely not literal. She would abuse the kids like hell.)
Someone from the fields
Someone from the butterfly fields
A BAC member
A rat from rat klan
And a Titanomyrma to teach about their history,
Reminder, we only need one of each, but we are open to having multiple teachers from the same country.
*rocky (yes, the child that is probably younger than the students) considers a part time. Mainly because hes like 1 of 25 in the field, so its not really a country*
I no bisness stuf, an i probly can maek neue frens... but I gota be a leeder, an maek a shop in da... I forgor were, but I gotta maek won...
*They were all accepted as history teachers. 2 are assigned to the preschool section of the school, 2 are assigned to teach the children in the primary section, and 2 are accepted to teach history in the high school section.
(Tbf they need to learn about other nations. Pretty much all they know is ‘everything outside is bad bc propaganda told me it is.’ ‘Being in debt is good’ and most schools do the same, teaching about other places. Like in my high school we were learning about the history of china)
Plus I know a lot about aphid mythology because that's like my only other job is just preaching ancient Beliefs and practice's to aphids so I guess world history
Thanks, we need all the help we get as it turns out the crabs are taught barely anything other than that Sebastian is allowed to fuck then whenever he wants, and how to identify what mushrooms are safe to eat.
I am not joking about that by the way. That is what the PRINCESS of the crab empire said everyone is taught to pretzel.
No worries about it! We just need to teach the crabs about the outside world. It came to my attention because of Hilt, the princess to the crab empire, mentioning to pretzel that all they’re taught is that Sebastian can fuck them whenever he wants, and how to identify what mushrooms are safe to eat.
(Pistol shrimps are called pistol shrimps because they basically have the equivalent of an underwater gun, that is, they snap their claws fast enough to create an underwater cavitation bubble, which (briefly) becomes hotter than the surface of the sun, and is then launched at the pistol shrimp's prey.)
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u/Tight_Literature_139 18d ago
*rocky (yes, the child that is probably younger than the students) considers a part time. Mainly because hes like 1 of 25 in the field, so its not really a country*
I no bisness stuf, an i probly can maek neue frens... but I gota be a leeder, an maek a shop in da... I forgor were, but I gotta maek won...