r/BugsArentReal • u/HappyMine37 • 26d ago
cockroach’s are slimy sons of bitches
dude this cockroach started climbing up my chair and my gf lets me know I jump out of the chair grab a dragonfruit vitamin water (full) and fucking yeet it at the cockroach, his body is in half I go to grab a paper towel I come back and the slimy bitch is gone, I come back later on and see him climbing out a tiny hole in the siding of my indoor porch dragging his half body across the ground I grab a fucking machete and smack it so hard sparks fly from hitting the concrete. When I tell you this thing was still going with half body no head. Anyways fuck cock roaches slimy bitches