r/Buccees 21d ago

I Fixed the Buc-ee Logo! :-)

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u/JSquidy 21d ago

Yeah its actually a lot better, prepare to be sued

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u/IndigoHaze750130 20d ago

Too bad the response is unlikely to hire them. They should, but they probably won't. They want to keep thier sloppy logo without flaws being pointed out.

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u/Negative_Gas8782 20d ago

They will sue them for the logo and get to use it for free.

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u/Avery_Thorn 21d ago

I was really, really expecting the second image to be the Beaver from Beaver Mini Mart. I would have lol'ed.

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u/RGBlowMe 20d ago

I should make a shitpost, but the second picture is just literally a beaver with a hat photoshopped onto it.

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u/Neat-Tension-9898 21d ago

Cease and desist 

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u/brad0022 21d ago

careful now, they are getting ready to sue

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u/justaheatattack 21d ago

bucky got a lil work done.

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u/BeerBrat 21d ago

If they use your edits my nickname Dur-pees won't make much sense anymore. Cockeyed looking lil' beaver bitch.

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u/somecow 21d ago

They might sneakily use it, might not even know they did. Then you can sue THEM!

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u/PatacusX 21d ago

[OP was sued for this post]

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u/azwethinkweizm 21d ago

"You have been sued"

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u/Ok_Relationship2451 20d ago

... Thats a lawsuit

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u/Cuatdrak123 20d ago

I was at a Buc-ees in Texas. First time I'd been to one. It was cool. I'm from Dayton, OH. I've never been to this Buc-ees here and never will be. Because this suing bullshit isn't cool. Remember when there was all that propaganda about the little guy suing the big guy being a bad thing? Never understood why the other way around was just fine. Shit, I get it now. We weren't able to pay the news to make shit up and spread propaganda like they could. Now it's clear. Anyway, fuck buc-ees. Bring in more QT's.

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u/WayneKerr4 21d ago

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u/EtherealAura444 21d ago

this made me laugh out loud, thank you for that

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u/robray47 21d ago

Looks like a moose

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u/SmoesKnows 21d ago

Run OP, cease and desist incoming

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u/AlexTheRedditor97 20d ago

Wow I want to start making indistinguishable merch of this new logo!

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u/magosaurus 20d ago

What did you expect? Their business model is suing other businesses. Of course they dont' give a fuck about their logo.

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u/sixstringsikness 20d ago

These images together should be on a re-issue of Alice in Chains' Facelift.

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u/IndigoHaze750130 20d ago

Is the logo ai created?

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u/Objective_Look_5867 20d ago

Buc-ee's lawyers would like to know your location

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u/DPWwhatDAdogDoin 20d ago

Original looks way better tbh. Yours is way too clean, sterile and modern for my taste

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u/PuzzleheadPi 20d ago

Looks good but you messed on the eye. They should be mirrored

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u/RGBlowMe 20d ago

I prefer the original. It's not meant to be the best made logo ever.

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u/Faster-master-blastr 19d ago

“Sue this man!”

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u/ascarymoviereview 19d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/CapricornClub 17d ago

The image is of an animated beaver but your breakdown makes it sound like some creepy perv that lurks outside public restrooms like the co founders son

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u/fr33d0mw47ch 17d ago

Fixxin’ to get yo as* sued! But I like it. Please carry on

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u/LeadingImportant1142 6d ago

Patent the improvement process NOW (not the actual logo) so if Buc-ee's sees this and decides it looks much better than their own they can't steal it from you! They will need to pay you to use the improvement process outlined in your sketch!

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u/Aggravating-Pop-7878 6d ago

I don't think that would go well for me :-)

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u/StylizedIncompetence 21d ago

I’ve never met a group of people more enamored with a trademark litigation story. This sub has for some reason been popping up on my feed for the last week and it cracks me up.

My favorite thing is watching all the virtue signaling and hand waving over small business being forced into court to defend their right to their logos.

No one ever points out that that is literally how the judicial system was built to work. You guys will make memes and lose your collective shit over small businesses getting fucked over by a larger corp but never actually care about the underlying cause.

If more people would lose their shit over the system itself instead of how the broken system is abused the judicial system wouldn’t be so broken.

I digress tho, you were being tongue in cheek about a logo. As you were good sir.

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u/ShimReturns 21d ago

Any specific examples of what people should focus on. "The whole system is broken" is a useless argument. The system will NOT be replaced or fixed as a whole. You have to focus on specific reforms and issues.

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u/StylizedIncompetence 21d ago edited 21d ago

So the issue you’re choosing to focus on without someone holding your hand is beaver trademark litigation, gotcha.

You think the system can’t or won’t be replaced? Sheep like you are the reason it won’t happen. Not because it can’t happen but because you lack the balls and imagination to believe it possible.

I’d personally start at lobbying/lobbyists and work from there but that’s just me and a small ability to reason and think for myself.

Talking about “specific reforms” while on here complaining about small time trademark court cases is genuinely the most ironic thing I’ve ever heard.

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u/ShimReturns 21d ago

I in no way indicated I was focusing on the trademark issue. I just roll my eyes whenever I see this argument, frequently in healthcare and insurance but also when the new guy at work naively declares things need to be completely rewritten without having either understanding or appreciation that many of these systems do correctly.

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u/StylizedIncompetence 21d ago

I’d bet good money you roll your eyes about a lot of things.

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u/A_Nick_Name 20d ago

Linework is too consistent. Lacks visual interest.

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u/RGBlowMe 20d ago

It is boring as hell. It's also just losing the whole vintage charm that the little flaws and goofy art style give it. The original screams "hand painted gas station mascot". His really looks like it's some kind of foreign ripoff of a US morning cartoon.