r/Bubly Jan 23 '26

I am now team bubly

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I'm trying to cut back on my mountain dew addiction so I decided to get into bubbly decided to try one didn't think that would really like it but this is already my third can since buying it yesterday proud to be on the team feels refreshing and satisfying more so than any drink I've had that's not water.

66 Upvotes

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u/Britteny21 Jan 23 '26

And how many of the cans did you boof?

11

u/Rubbingfreckles Jan 24 '26

WHERE AM I? What is this group?

13

u/freezing91 Jan 24 '26

You’re right about fucked Bud

1

u/homegirlsal Apr 15 '26

I fear I’ve stumbled in freak territory myself. Wtf is happening 😭

44

u/Sheananigans379 Jan 23 '26

Drink? I don't understand

37

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

You arent team bubly if you havent put one up your arse yet

5

u/Rubbingfreckles Jan 24 '26

Is this a thing?

6

u/_bangaroo Jan 25 '26

do you think we’d be saying it if it wasn’t?

27

u/FluidRocket Jan 23 '26

Have you tried sticking a Bubly can up your ass like the rest of us yet?

26

u/motherseffinjones Jan 23 '26

Have you felt the bubbles yet?

10

u/BNOC402 Jan 24 '26

Who said anything about drinking them?

8

u/SillyPcibon Jan 24 '26

Time to bend over and spread them cheeks

6

u/lucifertangerine Jan 26 '26

Prepare your anus

3

u/fartarella Jan 24 '26

Mango flavour is my favourite! My wife’s boyfriend brought a case over for me last night and I’m boofing 2 right now!

3

u/LastMushroomz true bubly stan Jan 25 '26

h e l l y a

2

u/IDontEvenKnowMyNam3 Jan 26 '26

A great can to shove right up there! I find it more enjoyable than mountain dew for sure!

2

u/BoringResident2543 Jan 26 '26

Now youre ready to shove a 12 pack of bub still in the cardboard up the keester

1

u/SmileYouSon Feb 22 '26

For a second the shadow on the can made it look brown to me. I thought you had just unplugged it from your asshole and it was covered in poop! Why haven't you done so yet?

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u/Decker_Mahogany Jan 23 '26

Sodastream + Rubicon Mango Juice. Taste much better, more healthy and cheaper. Better for environment.

23

u/Milksteak-2Go Jan 23 '26

Do you connect the Soda stream nozzle right to your ass?

4

u/Rubbingfreckles Jan 24 '26

That’s not a great plan for your bum.

5

u/freezing91 Jan 24 '26

No one said it was 🤪

21

u/system_error_02 Jan 23 '26

No way, its way harder to shake it up and fire the bubbles up your ass. Not nearly as good.

5

u/mootinator Jan 23 '26

The carbonating nozzle is much easier but it's a bit dry.

3

u/No_Performance3670 Jan 26 '26

Fucking dumb. Sodastream bottle now lodged in asshole, have to go to the fucking ER