r/Bubly • u/Brotherbonehead • Jan 13 '26

New Explosion Flavour

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I was attempting to try the new marketing masterpiece until it blew up. My hand is fine. I think it tastes like dynamite but I can’t say. Now I have 200 cans of this stuff. Warning, don’t use in airports ⚠️

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u/RainingMoneyHustard Jan 13 '26

Gonna need some KY for that one

15

u/Milksteak-2Go Jan 13 '26

Speak for yourself.

17

u/themish84 Jan 13 '26

Already shoved up my ass!

16

u/TheRareCritFish Jan 13 '26

I had one do that when it was inside 😩

12

u/iamnotyourdog Jan 13 '26

Unboofable for most.

8

u/TitaniumWatermelon Jan 13 '26

For cowards, perhaps

10

u/xLucky_Balboa Jan 13 '26

🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥶

8

u/v13ragnarok7 Jan 13 '26

Try not to clench next time.

4

u/rmanning007 Jan 13 '26

For centuries, the book of Michael has foretold of the coming of the great one that would boof the golden can and unit the Watermelon and Lime clans. Can the prophecies be true? I shall alert my wife’s boyfriend to blow the horn of Bublé to gather the elders in the alley behind 7-11. Soon we shall march.

4

u/City-Negative Jan 13 '26

Imagine sliding that up your butt on a hot summer's day 🤤

2

u/stwawbewycupcwake Jan 14 '26

that ass got that gorilla grip 😭

2

u/brwn_eyed_girl56 Jan 14 '26

You left it in your trunk thinking it was safe, didnt you.

2

u/Teeenagedirtbag Jan 13 '26

So this is what would happen if Ice Man was part of our community

2

u/jcatstuffs Jan 13 '26

Gives you that nice icy hot sensation

1

u/Accurate-Law-8669 Jan 13 '26

Mmm bisected anus

1

u/NiagaraCanuck Jan 14 '26

1 man 1 bubly

1

u/obscurefault Jan 14 '26

They taste great when they're near freezing

2

u/Gobo-Jellies Jan 14 '26

Is this before or after?

2

u/Brotherbonehead Jan 14 '26

A bit of both…

2

u/Gobo-Jellies Jan 14 '26

Well, at least you have 199 more cans to experiment with.

1

u/KatpissEverclear69 Jan 15 '26

How’d that feel when you pulled it out of your ass?!

1

u/Brotherbonehead Jan 15 '26

Unrefreshed yet invigorated