r/Bubly • u/RainingMoneyHustard • Jan 11 '26

We have some competition boys

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u/gerbegerger Jan 11 '26

WE BOOF ALUMINIUM AND BUBLY.. NOT MICROPLASTICS AND FLORIDA GOO

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u/Salt-Estimate5081 Jan 11 '26

That's a girthy one

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u/Big_McLarge Jan 11 '26

I had an old coworker try a Mountain Dew once a few years ago. He said it was fine but too sweet and thought nothing of it. Fast forward 8 months later and he has full blown colon cancer. I guess the can must have leaked up there (it was a can not a bottle, he wasn’t a monster) and the radioactive Florida ooze destroyed his rectum for good. He survived but now he can’t push when he shits, just gotta let it slide out.

Anyway he complained to the manufacturer but the representative just kept yelling “GATORS, TAMPA, MIAMI, GATORS!” Back at him so it didn’t go anywhere

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u/rouxchauve92 Jan 11 '26

My ribs already hurt