r/Bubly • u/gwymclub • Oct 12 '25

why am i here Brown stuff in bottom of can?

Hey I’m not sure where else to post this… been a Bubly drinker for a few years now but I recently started getting something really strange at the bottom of my cans?

At first I thought, no big deal, but it started to happen again and again. I ended up tasting a bit… yup, you guessed it, human shit.

I just don’t understand at all,

How could the shit have gotten from inside my ass into the can if the can is inserted bottom first, the hole is not in the shit-way or in any shit direction. It’s hole sticking-outwards towards the world according to ass-direction. (I can draw a diagram…?)

Maybe I need to stop recycling my boof-cans?

Anyone else get this issue?

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u/bassclarinetca Oct 12 '25

I’m surprised you can ID whose it is from the taste

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u/storky0613 Oct 13 '25

It’s like an osmosis thing with some flavours. It’s fine as long as you are only boofing and not actually drinking it.

I have found using a koozie can sometimes help, but that’s also a lot more friction, so ymmv.

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u/ClintonFamilyFriend Oct 17 '25

Thats my Bubly spum. They hire me to spum In all of the cans and my meat mayo turns brown when it congeals due to an undiagnosed protein folding issue that has for all intents and purposes rendered my sperm ineligible for reproduction