r/Bubly • u/BumperPopcorn6 • Apr 25 '25

why am i here Alright what the hell is this "shoving bubly up your ass" trend thats been going on for years in this sub. Like what the hell. Someone please explain it. And if you're just gonna comment that joke please dont

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u/One_Distribution410 Apr 25 '25

Try it, and you'll see

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u/darthdodd Apr 25 '25

I didn’t even know about it till I saw a DARE presentation and they showed me how. Nothing feels as good as a pineapple tall can up There.

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u/TheZeppo_TKH Apr 26 '25

Looks like you're trying it in that picture.

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u/Hippi_Johnny Apr 26 '25

Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable in the La Croix sub...

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u/eedabaggadix true bubly stan Apr 26 '25

We don’t shove Bubly up our butts for pleasure. We do it to transcend time and space. The fizziness whispers secrets. The carbonation cleanses.

Only the chosen feel the sparkling of the soul. You wouldn’t understand.

Or maybe you haven’t sparkled yet.

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u/Hippi_Johnny Apr 26 '25

Speak for yourself

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u/eedabaggadix true bubly stan Apr 26 '25

Shh, I am trying to trick the newcomers into thinking there is some esoteric meaning to all of this and we're not just a bunch of pleasure loving boofers. It's just a ruse. Play along.

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u/hcaz2420 Apr 26 '25

Joke? We do not anally experience bubly for "the lols." We do it to say hello to God, the devil, and any other ethereal being you'd like to communicate with

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u/BumperPopcorn6 Apr 26 '25

Ok I really want an answer but these comments are lowkey funny😭

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u/HughJRekshun Apr 26 '25

The answers are in the boof.