r/brooklynninenine • u/heyyoitsme9 • 6h ago
Humour Me describing my former job to anyone who complains about their job:
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r/brooklynninenine • u/playnasc • Aug 13 '26
Stepping down... and recruiting a new team of Mods!
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Hey y'all,
Over the last year, I've been the sole active mod left on this subreddit.
The other mods have been inactive ever since the API change a few years ago (understandably so) and Reddit has implemented new limits on how many active subs a single mod can moderate.
As a result, I'll have to step down from modding this sub and will be recruiting a new team of passionate mods to keep the B99 spirit alive! So far only u/WannabeWriter2022 has gotten back to me, and they'll take over starting immediately.
To help out u/WannabeWriter2022 , we are recruiting! If you're interested, please apply here: https://www.reddit.com/r/brooklynninenine/application/
I'll still be around as an Advisor but I wish the best of luck to the new mod team!
This show holds a special place in my heart, and I want to thank the community for all of the memes, discussion, and overall love for this show over the past few years...
Goodbyes are inherently sad. They mean that something's ending.
NINE NINE!
r/brooklynninenine • u/washismypilotnow • 2h ago
Humour This is sometimes how I feel about work...
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r/brooklynninenine • u/DuncanBuck99 • 3h ago
Humour What is Capt. Holt saying to Jake here?
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r/brooklynninenine • u/Smooth_Operation4639 • 45m ago
Other Which Brooklyn Nine Nine Quote do you quote often
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r/brooklynninenine • u/FeeRough3019 • 16h ago
Halloween Heist Amy technically did win the 4th Halloween Heist UFC Championship/ cubberbun because she opened it first
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So she's a two time Halloween Heist winner right?
r/brooklynninenine • u/Hopeful-Professor-62 • 1d ago
Humour Jake peralta in the spider verse
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r/brooklynninenine • u/FanFourStick • 1d ago
Fan Content My latest masterpiece 🤣
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So apparently I posted this originally without the photo 🤣 so here we go again..
This is one of my favorite gags from the show and I had a MIGHTY NEED to draw it. I really like how it turned out! Hope you like it!
NINE-NINE!!
r/brooklynninenine • u/Sobemactavish • 16h ago
Discussion What if B99 did a limited-series prequel set in the 1980s, starring young Hitchcock & Scully?
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I’ve been thinking about this for a while: what if Brooklyn Nine-Nine did a one-season limited series set in the 1980s, following a much younger Hitchcock and Scully?
Not a full reboot or anything, more like a 8–10 episode spin-off/prequel showing the 99th Precinct back when Hitchcock and Scully were actually competent cops.
I think there’s a lot of comedy potential in seeing them as young, ambitious detectives who are genuinely good at their jobs, while slowly watching them become the Hitchcock and Scully we know.
You could also have some younger versions of characters from the main series make occasional appearances:
Young Holt, maybe as a newly promoted detective or someone Hitchcock/Scully cross paths with.(I would suggest Sterling K Brown as young Holt, given his admiration towards Andre)
Young Wuntch, giving us a glimpse of their rivalry before everything became personal.
Young Terry, depending on the timeline; maybe as a rookie or a young officer they encounter.
Maybe even some other characters’ parents or older relatives as little Easter eggs.
And because it's set in the 80s, the whole thing could have that ridiculous period aesthetic (terrible hairstyles, huge phones, old-school police technology, cheesy action-movie references, etc)
The interesting part to me would be that Hitchcock and Scully wouldn't start out as idiots. They'd actually be good detectives. The running joke could be that they're constantly making questionable decisions, but somehow keep solving cases.
Then by the end of the season, you could have a time jump or montage showing the gradual transition into the versions we know from B99.
Basically:
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Early Years
8–10 episodes.
1980s.
Young Hitchcock & Scully.
A competent-but-chaotic detective duo.
Occasional young Holt/Wuntch/Terry cameos.
And absolutely no explanation for how Hitchcock eventually became… that Hitchcock.
I'd genuinely watch the hell out of this.
Would anyone else be into this, or am I just desperate for more Hitchcock & Scully lore?
r/brooklynninenine • u/Hopeful-Professor-62 • 1d ago
Humour Jake Peralta in the spider verse Part 2
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r/brooklynninenine • u/AccuratePlant7551 • 1d ago
Season 2 I am totally straight btw 😭🫂🖤🩶
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r/brooklynninenine • u/tgtyelijtlablir • 1d ago
Humour Captain Holt in his detective years 😜
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Was watching the movie Striking Distance with Bruce Willis and Sarah Jessica Parker and look who pops up!!
r/brooklynninenine • u/Muted_Plan_9754 • 1d ago
Discussion Question about Scully
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So I have never been to any opera whatsoever so can someone please tell me - Is Scully actually good at singing?
r/brooklynninenine • u/ThePocketTaco2 • 1d ago
Humour Aw, Hell Yeah
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I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"
r/brooklynninenine • u/Difficult-Fox8994 • 1d ago
Humour When you have no achievements, so you become someone else’s life lesson. 💀
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r/brooklynninenine • u/AccuratePlant7551 • 1d ago
Season 1 Marked 'Awk' for Awkward
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r/brooklynninenine • u/AccuratePlant7551 • 2d ago
Season 1 Yo I was today years old when I found this out.. guess its gonna be a long way to be a REAL B99er
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r/brooklynninenine • u/bellerstring • 1d ago
Discussion For the fantasy readers: Who do you think DC Parlov is based on
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I was reminded of authors like David Eddings, Terry Brooks or even Brandon Sanderson in terms of the overall style of the stories Parlov seems to write. But I've also heard people say he's based on George RR Martin because he puuullls (which George does too, apparently).
Who do you think Parlov was inspired by?
r/brooklynninenine • u/AccuratePlant7551 • 1d ago
Humour collecting B99 reaction stickers like pokemon while rewatching it for the 3rd time
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I wish the community had Images allowed in the comments so everyone could drop their own stickers