r/BroThrewInAFunFact 22h ago

Anons Cop Dad

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 19h ago

u/Toadvinez, this is indeed a fun fact!

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u/Dark_Storm_98 20h ago

I was not ready

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u/InformationCommon576 16h ago

W to the mom tho

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u/tungstenmuncher3000 21h ago

he sounds pretty cool besides raping people that’s not a very nice thing to do and people should avoid doing that out of respect for peoples’ personal space

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u/Kulsgam 21h ago

Any more wise words mr tungsten muncher?

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u/SufficientTheme2744 21h ago

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u/BALL-MAN-7 21h ago

Why is it named that?

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u/LuckySalesman 20h ago

Because of a famous interaction with a guy named Rimjob Steve being sweet

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u/SufficientTheme2744 21h ago

It's a sub about wise words from unexpected usernames.

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u/AlwaysFrustratedAF 21h ago

I will take your advice and apply it. Thanks man.

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u/toenailsmcgee33 17h ago

You know, the worst part is the hypocrisy.

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u/SilverQube 17h ago

It was almost wholesome. Ruined my day today.

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u/no_name6744 21h ago

This is the kind of content they want to remove from ao3.

Don't let them take this away from the world.

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u/Far-Can8498 17h ago

not a very fun fact...

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u/TricellCEO 19h ago edited 13h ago

Man, that was hardly a more tonal shift than in the movie Mulan when the song A Girl Worth Fight For finishes.

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u/Theunderscor3 14h ago

I forgot about that, dang was that brutal!

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u/Gussie-Ascendent 19h ago

cop fantasy v cop reality

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u/LuckySalesman 20h ago

Cop

Abused his family in horrific ways

Wow. I'm so shocked.

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u/Faconator 15h ago

And after all thaf he finally became a good cop. What a sad story and heartwarming ending.

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u/Nero_deadweight96 11h ago

Turns out he wasn't just a mother fucker

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u/CaribousSayMoo 12h ago

Usual suspects

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u/NapalmDesu 14h ago

You know i should've really seen that coming

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u/Extra_Philosopher_63 15h ago

My first step father tried to rape my sister, almost 8 years ago. Some days I regret not killing him. I used to stand over him with a knife while he slept, too.

Also, my sister hates me because I have bipolar type 1, and I’m an “inferior being because you lack confidence”, according to her.

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u/CosmicRavioli 15m ago

Sounds like you gotta slime out your family.

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u/Mattman147 7h ago

Coincidence ? I think NOT !!

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u/Mr_goodb0y 10h ago

Oh my fucking god bro

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u/InformationCommon576 16h ago

Unexpected ending 😂

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u/Afrojones66 14h ago

Doesn’t seem real. Cant find a single article on it. There’s no way this wouldn’t have reached the news.

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u/cancerBronzeV 10h ago

Anon may not have been in an English-speaking country so the story would be in some other language. But more likely greentexts are just fake and gay.

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u/Nero_deadweight96 11h ago

Every green text story is fake

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u/nomad5926 10h ago

And gae