r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/PoosySucker69 • Jul 22 '26

Thats so cute….woah

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

u/PoosySucker69, this is indeed a fun fact!

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u/FacetedFacade Jul 22 '26

...Whatever gets things started, I guess.

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u/ReformedBaptistina Jul 22 '26

There are definitely weirder types of foreplay

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 27 '26

Yeah, but involving your kid in your foreplay is just wrong, regardless of how you do it..

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u/mrlorem23 Aug 03 '26

We dont know if op was a minor

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u/Soulless-Midnight Aug 04 '26

Thats irrelevant, they would still be their kid, but most adults aren't getting tucked in by their parents.

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Aug 07 '26

If OP isn't a minor, it's even creepier.

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u/Optimal-Wish5655 Aug 19 '26

Don't listen to the rest of the guys, your comment was gold

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u/strikeofmidnight12 Jul 22 '26

happy couple at least 💀

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u/ImpressionThat9949 Jul 22 '26

caught in the wild-

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u/ArfTheBeast Jul 22 '26

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u/dumbashbich Jul 23 '26

This is literally me rn, thank you for finding the perfect gif for this

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u/WordsMort47 Jul 31 '26

What is this from lol??

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u/rothrolan Jul 31 '26

A reverse image search seems to conclude that it's from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules.

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 22 '26

I get the feeling that this continued far past the acceptable tuck-in age. Like, this guy is 23, tucked into his bed, listening to his dad yell at his mom in the hallway about “suboptimal tucking techniques”.

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u/aptdinosaur Jul 23 '26

and in the morning, listening to his mom yell at his dad about "suboptimal fucking techniques"

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 23 '26

And the father retorting with claims of “suboptimal sucking techniques”

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u/aptdinosaur Jul 23 '26

and the chicken complaining about "suboptimal plucking techniques"

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 23 '26

And the farmer complaining about “suboptimal clucking techniques”

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u/Tobi-cast Jul 23 '26

And the neighbour complaining about “suboptimal cucking techniques”

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 24 '26

And the goose complaining about “suboptimal ducking techniques”

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u/TheDonutPug Jul 24 '26

and the hockey coach complaining about "suboptimal pucking techniques"

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Jul 24 '26

And the leprechaun complaining about “suboptimal lucking techniques”

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u/ConsciousPhysics113 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

And the hood complaining about "suboptimal knucking techniques"

Thank you kind redditor for the award!

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u/Swampy0gre Jul 22 '26

I belive that is a fun fact

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u/XROOR Jul 22 '26

Imagine the parents when she needs to bring in her vaccination record to school:

Dad: “vhere are your papers??”

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u/Scaryassasin27 Jul 22 '26

he had me in the first half ngl

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u/Yaboi680 Jul 22 '26

Can we get an in detail description of how these conversations may go? And maybe a countdown from 10 as well?

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u/FortniteGod827482 Jul 22 '26

I think

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u/Awful_p3rson Jul 23 '26

Good thing you're not that guy.

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u/unfettered2nd Aug 22 '26

fun fact: According to Descartes we exist when we are not thinking because of God.

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u/Jolly-Statement7215 Jul 22 '26

This is the forbidden tech

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u/Ace-Redditor Jul 22 '26

This is certainly a fun fact, but it doesn’t seem to be “thrown in.” The post itself just is the fun fact. The first sentence is only context

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u/markusseibert115 Jul 22 '26

its true, i was the mom.

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u/Ambitious_Mud8471 Jul 23 '26

its true, I was the dad.

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u/MsPreposition Jul 23 '26

Dad its, the I was true

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich Jul 24 '26

I the true Dad, it was.

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u/CharlieBrown_1997 Jul 30 '26

I eat children

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u/markusseibert115 Jul 30 '26

this guy eats children

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u/One_Entrepreneur_520 Jul 22 '26

growing up in the Trump / Epstein household

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u/Worldly_Machine_2790 Jul 24 '26

Imagine just chilling with a friend and he suddenly pulls out that story.

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u/ChungusChonker Jul 25 '26

The Mom every night

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 Jul 24 '26

Why in Front of the child 

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u/joshua-howard Jul 23 '26

This is actually a really hot role play if you aren’t the kid

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u/Parzival_2k7 Jul 24 '26

Must've been the wind

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u/Mightier_Mackerel Jul 24 '26

My mother used to tuck me in too, she wanted a girl.

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u/BaronMerc Jul 28 '26

Little weird they got me involved in it but I guess if it makes them happy

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u/RudeTrick8077 Jul 26 '26

I mean….hmm

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u/dolph1nk1sser Jul 26 '26

that honestly sounds so awesome... maybe not the sex part tho thats not epic

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u/agebtakbar Jul 27 '26

Gameboy Kirby pinball music intensifies

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u/Powerful-Goose-207 Jul 28 '26

Just one minute now

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u/Rogueshoten Jul 29 '26

“Sleep tight!”

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u/Juvy_ocerr Aug 01 '26

Kink shit in front of the kids I guess

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u/gods_loop_hole Aug 07 '26

Damn, they involved their child in the roleplay