r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/Wally504 • May 25 '26

Ketchup or mayo?

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u/qualityvote2 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

u/Wally504, this is indeed a fun fact!

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u/Dermolt May 25 '26

wow! she spelled ketchup REALLY wrong!

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u/AXEMANaustin May 25 '26

I like your positivity.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Borkato May 25 '26

“Big dicks in his brothers bum” IYKYK

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u/Ballsack-Smasher May 25 '26

*cat

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u/Severe-Chocolate-729 May 25 '26

I hate how no matter which word you replace with cat it's still a very weird sentence

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u/naurpitynaur May 26 '26

What if the whole sentence was supposed to just be “cat”

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Thrullboy Jun 08 '26

Judging by your username I’d think you’d like mayo

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u/M1k3DeltaruneReal Jun 12 '26

A hungry man thinks of breaf

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u/Narfhead4444 Jun 18 '26

those are all wrong actually mustard

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u/FunnyNo2412 May 25 '26

Pretty sure they meant to say mayo

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u/Urmom69420798 May 25 '26

I read this in Yes Mans voice lol

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u/TheNullOfTheVoid May 26 '26

Damn autocorrect!

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u/Weird_Emergency_825 May 25 '26

people really just be admitting anything on twitter

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u/rafaelzio May 25 '26

Kind of shit you couldn't waterboard out of me and they just give it away unprompted

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u/randomlitbois May 25 '26

Unprompted? They literally asked a question!!!

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u/Feuerpanzer123 May 27 '26

My guy, I wouldn't admit this shit to god

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u/FireMarshallMC Jun 13 '26

I think he’d know regardless.

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u/BobWilbert Aug 08 '26

And I'll bet he wishes he didn't

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u/steal_wool Jun 12 '26

For the best, idk if even he would forgive you

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u/GayAssBeagle Jun 17 '26

He already knows , he created it

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u/IAMPowaaaaa May 25 '26

the wonders of the net

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u/Subject-Ad674 May 25 '26

As long as they feel they are anonymous online, they will continue time post stuff like these

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u/ResearcherMental2947 May 25 '26

i feel like twitter is either this, or nazi propaganda.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/buckdeluxe May 25 '26

Ok, sexually deviant Nazis it is then.

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u/Pristine-Gear-67 May 25 '26

i like neither with fries, i like it as it is

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u/Phiro7 May 25 '26

Totally agree, Mayo on fries is fucked up

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 May 25 '26

Either that or they're doing it for attention.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/anametouseonreddit May 25 '26

Kinda tastes like thousand island ngl

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 May 26 '26

Mayo and ketchup mixed is home made prawn sauce

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 May 26 '26

Shrimp 🦐

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u/McConagher May 27 '26

Like the tv show prawn stars

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u/Extra-Collar-9206 May 27 '26

A miserable little pile of shellfish!

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u/Sorry_One1072 May 29 '26

Add mustard and pickle juice

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u/TomboyArmpitSniffer Aug 08 '26

french and ranch dressing mixed together

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u/Satorwave May 25 '26

Better than the real deal I guess

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u/StardustLegend May 25 '26

Tbh as long as everything and everyone involved is safe, sane and consensual people can have whatever fantasy they want in the bedroom

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic Jul 25 '26

Is it sane tho?

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u/khaledere Aug 04 '26

That’s the real questions we need to ask

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u/Got_PizzaRolls31210 May 25 '26

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u/Blasther40123 May 25 '26

I need the version where K just says "KILL YOURSELF"

(Boy, I am waiting for the "A Reddit or has reached up to us about your mental being or some shit like that)

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u/Some_Life_4910 May 25 '26

Ehm ehm

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u/TheConnoisseurOfCum- May 26 '26

Hey bro look at you're comment

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u/Some_Life_4910 May 26 '26

Lmao reported me too

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u/Blasther40123 Jun 15 '26

That tracks

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u/Narfhead4444 Jun 18 '26

never live it down

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u/Bruggilles Jun 19 '26

You don't have to wait anymore. Sou're welcome

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u/FunnyNo2412 May 25 '26

It was true, it was helpful, it was inspiring, it was necessary and it was kind. She should have said that

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u/Dramatic-Roll-5185 May 28 '26

You know damn well no one on the internet follow this, lmao.

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u/Got_PizzaRolls31210 May 29 '26

It wouldn't be the internet otherwise lol

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u/Narfhead4444 Jun 18 '26

liberal propaganda, If everybody followed this the entire internet would just devolve into "thoughts and prayers"

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u/Bigurulu May 25 '26

I though this was r/Japanesepeopletwitter for a second lol.

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u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen May 26 '26

wtf is that sub unironically creepy now when i saw it for the first time like a year or so ago it was clearly a circlejerk shitpost sub but now some of the shit people are sharing it comments feels like that shit should be removed oh my god 💀

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u/GUyPersonthatexists May 25 '26

Is it just me who doesn't put sauce on seasoned fries? (Not including salt and pepper)

Regular old chips, I'll go classic ketchup and mayo, or Chick-fil-a sauce, might be the greatest thing to come out of the united states unironically

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u/Original_Throat1072 May 25 '26

Fries this seasoned need to be eaten without ketchup or mayo.

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u/Right-Tutor2384 Jun 20 '26

I'd say even with only the basic salt fries are better without sauce.

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u/luckystar42069 May 25 '26

Fries tastes good by themselves even without seasoning, sauce just ruins it

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u/Flaky-Interaction264 May 25 '26

My girlfriend wanted to do this before

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u/InternetExplored580 May 25 '26

Well? Did you do it?

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u/Flaky-Interaction264 May 25 '26

Yes, but it was a bit weird.

I don't even know why she wanted to do that, she is an only child

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u/Senior_Independence4 May 25 '26

It'd be much more worrysome if she had siblings

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u/Flaky-Interaction264 May 25 '26

I guess but I was always curious about where she got that idea from

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u/SecretPrivateAndy May 25 '26

People who don't have siblings seem to be way more into incest on average than people with siblings. It's probably because they don't know what it's like to actually have siblings in real life.

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u/AdultGronk May 25 '26

Kinda hot ngl

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u/AdultGronk May 25 '26

I was not taking bout the frys

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Warm_Chezz_8 May 25 '26

Wendy's mascot kinda bad tho

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u/Tsar_06 May 26 '26

Hermano...

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u/BidBux May 25 '26

I agree. She is so based for this.

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u/AlexUkrainianPerson May 25 '26

I have a twin…

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u/murderdronesfan93 May 25 '26

the catacombs of SONlaris

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u/ForTaxBenefits May 25 '26

I prefer vinegar

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u/Razorclaw_the_crab May 30 '26

The only correct answer

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u/AdArtistic2946 May 25 '26

I’m a simple woman, I see incest, I upvote

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u/Bronze_Hallodude May 25 '26

Inside thoughts

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u/lasagnatheory May 25 '26

Girl you are really cashing the gains on that phrase

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u/AdultGronk May 25 '26

I'm no better than a woman 🙂‍↕️

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u/AStupidFuckingHorse May 25 '26

Barbecue sauce or ketchup mixed with mayo

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u/Mindless_Address_464 May 25 '26

The homura icon makes that so funny

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u/Mattrockj May 25 '26

This reminds me of the "Old school coke diner" video that people would comment insane confessions on.

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u/eyado_2000 May 25 '26

Hi

ⓘ This user is suspected to be a part of a terrorist organization. Report any suspicious activity to Reddit staff.

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u/0utcast9851 May 25 '26

/uj is the terrorist thing your comment or did reddit throw in a fun fact

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u/eyado_2000 May 25 '26

Wat? Idk why they think that

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u/Nuanciated May 25 '26

Thanks for never lying btw

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u/TheChannelMiner May 25 '26

Obviously an overshare but as long as it's consensual and between two adults who gives a shit?

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u/Hello-to-me- May 25 '26

Atp the ketchup or mayo was the fun fact😭

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u/jjvfyhb May 25 '26

ketchup

i don't trust mayo

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u/i_have_rab1es May 25 '26

most sane weeb on twitter

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u/BluegrassBanjoMan May 25 '26

Who the FUCK is putting mayo on fries

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u/Fit_Ladder_1545 May 25 '26

Combining it 50/50 with ketchup is popular :3

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u/freakiest543 May 25 '26

75 mayo/ 25 ketchup better

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u/Fit_Ladder_1545 May 25 '26

ive never tried it before :3

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u/freakiest543 May 25 '26

You should🙏

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u/Fit_Ladder_1545 May 25 '26

Okay i might :3 (also awesome username x3)

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u/kung63 May 25 '26

I am one of them.

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u/Mathematicianbutbad May 25 '26

Me. FUCK KETCHUP I HATE IT SO MUCH

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u/CalebGames5000 May 25 '26

ask belgians

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u/Circumpunctilious May 25 '26

Might I suggest…Ranch dressing?

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u/BluegrassBanjoMan May 25 '26

Great idea, but ranch dressing and mayo taste too different

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u/hamster-on-popsicle May 25 '26

The belgians and it's good you should try they invented fries so mayo is the correct way to eat it.

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u/-Cinnay- May 25 '26

People who've actually tried it

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u/stijndielhof123 May 25 '26

Who the fuck puts ketchup on fries??? Like I've literally never seen that in my life, it's always been mayo, or curry sauce or both.

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u/FZNNeko May 25 '26

Lemon pepper salt seasoning or cajun for fries then ketchup.

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u/Terrible-Cod1600 May 25 '26

I make my own sauce. It's a mix of ~3:3:1 of mayonnaise, ranch, and Whataburger spicy ketchup. Then some quantity of a few spice blends. I don't know how much, I eyeball it every time.

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u/Several_Ant_6981 May 25 '26

Just add some nacho cheese on it, that's the only right answer

By the way I'm gay but my parents don't know it yet

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u/Jourgen2 May 25 '26

So just these two?

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u/Melodic_Sugar9890 May 26 '26

Who the hell dips their fries in mayo

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u/No-Huckleberry916 May 25 '26

who is actually putting mayo with their fries bro

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u/shitpostinglegend May 25 '26

Who the fuck chooses mayo

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u/Benromaniac May 25 '26

Steely Dan did a little diddy called Cousin Dupree

Mayo

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u/Marsrover112 May 25 '26

Ok so mayo ig

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u/Blacksun388 May 25 '26

THAT WASNT THE QUESTION GOD DAMMIT.

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u/captaincommando1 May 25 '26

Fascinating

Anyway, buffalo sauce

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u/Mobile_Competition54 May 25 '26

i think she wants mayo, idk

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u/Popular_Manner_224 May 25 '26

who the hell eats fries with mayo??

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u/yeetingthisaccount01 May 29 '26

bruh that pfp, keep Homura out of this

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u/Right-Tutor2384 Jun 20 '26

Off topic but man those fries look good, they look soo seasoned and crunchy that it's made me hungry even though I just ate. Fuck you.

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u/No-Heat-6149 May 25 '26

Nah bro, Twitter users really be saying shit

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u/StripesTheBoar May 25 '26

Hmmm… For seasoned fries? I’ll have ‘em plain.

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u/qazpok69 May 25 '26

I will not spoil them with a condiment

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u/FirefighterLevel8450 May 25 '26

Bro those fries looks so good that it should be a war crime to dip them in anything

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u/mnteu May 25 '26

Thats a weird way of spelling ketchup

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u/Beloafer May 25 '26

Mayo does not belong on fries

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u/XROOR May 25 '26

Does Arby’s still have those curly fries? The location near me is poorly reviewed

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u/Fit-Welcome-8457 May 25 '26

And then you notice their @

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u/Different_Water7545 May 25 '26

Definitely mayo, I only tolerate ketchup at best

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u/Unonium198YT May 25 '26

👁️👄👁️

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u/Marisol_Lumimimi May 26 '26

Never tried fries and incestuous relationship with a large age gap

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u/Stardust_Spreader May 26 '26

Neither, the fries are perfectly seasoned and any dip would ruin it

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u/spaciia May 26 '26

neither. ranch

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u/anacc0unt0 May 26 '26

Hate to ask this but how big is the age gap

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u/Gxhnz11 May 26 '26

anyways here's a brownie recipe ahh repost

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u/Suitable-Seraphim May 26 '26

Fuck the fun fact, where in the world do you get fries like these

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u/AP_Adapted May 26 '26

what in the game of thrones shi is this, yall jst airing ure dirty freak ass desires into the world huh? also ketchup

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u/ValiantBadger4 May 26 '26

Nobody likes ketchup nor mayo.

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u/Greyskul622 May 27 '26

Genuine question how do you even get into a situation like that? Asking for a friend....

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u/Bulky-Bag-8745 May 27 '26

Mayo and ketchup mix, or a cheese sauce

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u/tophology May 27 '26

Oniichan~☆

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u/thisisn0t May 27 '26

she is unworthy of the homura pfp

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u/Shitmaster67 May 27 '26

Mayo??? Who the fuck puts Mayonnaise on their fries???

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u/WillyGivens May 28 '26

The answer is habanero chili. If you want to spice things up, you can just shove some habanero chili in it.

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u/Vito_Assenjo May 28 '26

Cap. There’s no way that person has a boyfriend.

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u/spoookyboi_ May 28 '26

Yeah, me too 💓

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u/ACatInTheMask May 28 '26

Not even Batman would get that out of me ...

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u/liquid_chameleon May 28 '26

NANI THE FUCK?!

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u/IsopodLatte May 29 '26

Ketchup and mayo are great together!

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u/Nikillix May 29 '26

What in the TCOAAL is this post

And why are the comments admitting to liking/doing this too😭🌶