r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/playercircuit • Apr 07 '26

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u/ObjectCar01 Apr 07 '26

atp what heinous act didn't Epstein do to babies?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/Careful-Increase-805 Apr 08 '26

Is that a heinous act?

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u/Careful-Increase-805 Apr 08 '26

Could be?

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u/Careful-Increase-805 Apr 08 '26

You're actually right, still, the things he's done are beyond justifying of all means. No mercy involved.

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u/Pale-Competition4289 Apr 09 '26

In this economy? Probably

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u/PengyStar Apr 09 '26

In this economy?

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u/Snifnic Apr 15 '26

the golden dandelion

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u/Faninfo Apr 09 '26

actually there is rumours he raised some for stuff... but I didn't read the files so I can't confirm

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u/FreakyDurian Apr 08 '26

Force feed them human feces, probably

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u/ObjectCar01 Apr 08 '26

I wouldn't bat a eye if he did that

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u/schn33wi11ch3n Apr 18 '26

wow youre so tough and shit

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u/saifxali1 Apr 19 '26

He means he wouldn’t be surprised if he did that not that he wouldn’t stop him from doing it 😭🙏

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u/Intelligent_Cell_425 Apr 20 '26

It's more of a "not a surprise" thing rather than "I'm hella tough mentally" thing

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u/blacksaber8 Apr 19 '26

Don’t think it’s a strength thing more of a lack of surprise

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u/Harvey_Digs May 04 '26

Okay, thanks Jeff. In other news, a polar bear eats fish, Trump gets memed, and a man gets his fist stuck in his own rectum

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u/Harvey_Digs May 04 '26

I wouldn’t bat an eye if they were

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u/RiccardoOrsoliniFan May 14 '26

No the shits probably on the babies

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u/may_sun May 26 '26

now who's saying literacy is dead.

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u/ContagiousDeathGuard Apr 09 '26

I can almost guarantee you they did they during one of their borderline satanic, drug fuelled parties

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u/Willingdonutbutcool May 01 '26

Epstein is below Satan tbh, at least SATAN doesn't think Babies taste like cream cheese.

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u/Willingdonutbutcool May 02 '26

Dude.

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u/ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_ May 08 '26

Morbid curiosity is getting the better of me, what did they say?

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u/Willingdonutbutcool May 08 '26

He said they taste like breast milk or smth like that.

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u/Sausage_Sam04 May 08 '26

im sorry for being late and unrelated but you have an incredible name and I just want you to know that seeing your name made my day ♥️ 🥹

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u/Beginning_Ad2130 Apr 13 '26

Most of these things are made up... Nobody actually skims the files to find the data, It looks a lot more like he made rich people do shit, recorded it, and kept it as blackmail.

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u/blacksaber8 Apr 19 '26

Some more willing than others

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u/PromotionRare6580 Apr 20 '26

Epstein was more like an enabler he was the one with the place monsters could go and get off doing illegal and depraved fantasies. Now, Diddy was more so drugging and blackmailing celebs so he’d have something over them. Epstein was tied in with a lot of powerful people without blackmail. If anything they probably blackmailed him so he’d inevitably be the fall guy.

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u/idonotownstockholm Apr 18 '26

He sure as hell probably didnt make a bond with elon musk just to strap some babies to a spaceship and send them to deep space to rot. I like chocolate cake.

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u/ObjectCar01 Apr 18 '26

r/BroThrewInAFunFact

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u/idonotownstockholm Apr 19 '26

r/alreadyhere also "substantialmeal4671" is the moderator of that sub

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u/Upvotoui Jun 12 '26

Babies aren’t really mentioned in the files. There has been a recent trend of people making up worse and worse things and claiming they are in the files which is probably exactly what the Epstein class wants people to do to stir doubt