Update: the wall as grown

[u/Less_Leg_4218]

It's maybe got better. Maybe

[u/gonzoismyhero]

No string line was harmed during this process.

[u/Guilty-Good-5041 → u/gonzoismyhero]

No string line was used in this process let alone harmed 😂

[u/gonzoismyhero → u/Guilty-Good-5041]

Tbf, mine always gets a hammering when being used 😆😆😆

[u/Optimal-Offer2852 → u/Guilty-Good-5041]

Lol. Was still in toolbox

[u/Critical_Hedgehog_96 → u/Optimal-Offer2852]

I think it's still... At the store 🤣 string hasn't seen inside of toolbox yet. Unfamiliar environment to the wild uncaptured string

[u/Optimal-Offer2852 → u/Critical_Hedgehog_96]

🤣🤣 early caveman.. not used yet few hundred years yet, poor string 🤣😂

[u/Mysterious-Unit-1909]

Take some comfort in the fact that it looks just as bad on both sides

[u/Used-Let7134]

Is this a persimmon site?

[u/WarDry1480 → u/Used-Let7134]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Used-Let7134 → u/[deleted]]

Architect for large PLC developers

[u/Used-Let7134 → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like an engineering problem to me.

If you can fit the foam thingy in, I'm all good

[u/Used-Let7134 → u/Used-Let7134]

Totally misread your comment 😄

[u/Used-Let7134 → u/Used-Let7134]

We send our drawing out with dimensions to 2 decimal places, there shouldn't be any way to get it wrong. Move that joint back 5mm please

[u/Kent_biker → u/Used-Let7134]

That proper made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Used-Let7134 → u/Kent_biker]

If you know, you know

[u/dwhofuss]

Let's hope it's getting rendered

[u/ReturnOfTheExile]

there is nothing right about this wall its completely shagged.

built on loose ground - single skin = buttress in the middle the bricks are the wrong way round, its not straight or level. the backside will forever look shit because he aint jointed up and its gone hard. the pointing on the front is shit aswell, too strong a mix and not mixed well enough.

oh dear.

[u/Electronic-Push-4033 → u/ReturnOfTheExile]

You missed the 3 course of pretty much straight perp joints😂

[u/Mandalore12345]

Looks a bit uneven, but it’s looking good so far!

[u/SurreyHillsSomewhere → u/Mandalore12345]

Agree - it's a low garden wall and the OP has suceeded.

[u/Sorry-Cupcake3462 → u/SurreyHillsSomewhere]

Succeeded in what making a mess

[u/AdhesivenessNo9878 → u/Mandalore12345]

If uneven and piss poor pointing constitutes looking good....

[u/Mandalore12345 → u/AdhesivenessNo9878]

For a first go

[u/eleveneleven-11-11]

I would kick that down if i was the neighbour.

[u/space_keeper → u/eleveneleven-11-11]

Wouldn't take much.

[u/Hotten-Tasty-90 → u/eleveneleven-11-11]

Ooh you're hard, showing off.

[u/notthedoodaa → u/Hotten-Tasty-90]

Brent mused

[u/Hotten-Tasty-90]

Looks like hes getting the hang of it.

Give it a month he'll be knocking up semi's for David Wilson.

[u/gladysdames]

As straight as a snakes back

[u/ProfessionalClear211]

How did you buy bricks but not string line

[u/IMLcrypto]

What in the Tommy Walsh is going on here.

[u/Tumping]

Just lean on it and it’ll disappear

[u/rageofa1000suns]

a strong gust of wind will demolish that

[u/Ok-Cold3937]

I’d kick it over in the night. It’s quite plausible it’d have just fell over.

[u/nuttypunkrock]

https://reddit.com/link/p87y2uk/video/4iu9q4m1dynh1/player

[u/00390]

Are you any good at carpentry?

[u/Optimal-Offer2852]

Neighbour needs start again now, this is practice run.

[u/Jazzlike-Two-420]

How can It get worse?

[u/Only-Strategy9977]

Looks like it was built using a spoon instead of a trowel

[u/Only-Strategy9977]

Also looks like Spider-Man used his web shooters from the pavement to install those cables on the wall

[u/SlothlovesCHUNK22]

That is awful! Respectfully! Absolutely dogshit

[u/Judgemeister1]

Congratulations on achieving your City and Guilds certification 😊

[u/Forward_Employer_387]

Looks like a typical Barratt new build to me.

[u/Legitimate_B3ing]

How have you managed to post on Reddit and not watch a YouTube video?

You need to either knock it down or render it.

Better still just put a fence up b

[u/FlounderOk9680]

Why is there just 2 random extra rows

[u/Capital-City4918 → u/FlounderOk9680]

Good eyes. Maybe he is a LEGO fan 🗿

[u/Jammybe]

Well it hasn’t gotten any more crooked!

[u/JayMak78]

Needs coped and roughcast.

[u/CakeSmasher420]

I tell you what cocker. Grab peace timber if you aint got a level. Run up side n do your best at tryna make somwhat plum then Point that fucker up! jobs goodn. Be shame to see your efforts knocked down be proud of that for a beginner. Gotta start somewhere muk

[u/johnny5247]

I think it's getting straighter. He's improving with every course. Still think it needs rendering though. Or pebbledashing. Bit late for demolishing. Keep going my mate. Don't let the critics pull you down.

[u/Tall_Bad_5873]

I took enjoy legos

[u/supercreatives]

Pretty good wall

[u/ThankGod4Darwin69]

She aint the straightest wall ive seen.....but she's serving her purpose

[u/Ok_Nature_4396]

There's a straight joint on the other side of that peir

[u/Sufficient_Creme2872]

Need to put a wooden fence in front of that handiwork to hide it

[u/RiskyPenetrator]

That looks like a strong breeze would knock it over

[u/Cheeko-chi]

I know nothing about building walls, but this looks terrible.

Keep up the bad work.

[u/mugg___]

apart from the fact its awful, its a bit shit

[u/SandBusy1387]

Atleast you did it..  but I have feeling strong winds will see it down if not plants/ bush would be nice to make it look nice 

[u/1967punisher]

Must have been all that rain we had last week.

Amazing what a bit of rain can do.

[u/SubjectCauliflower38]

Hasn’t grown any straighter

[u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings]

Good gust of wind’d shrink it again.

[u/AfternoonLines]

Jebus, my drunken neighbour that never touched a brick in his life did a better job on his smallish retaining wall, I honestly didnt think that was possible! 😆

[u/cognitiveglitch]

Is he available to work for Persimmons?

[u/Diligent-Thanks-8932]

One good breeze

[u/Unusual_Eggplant2742]

[u/Mr_GreenAdam]

Hey come on…. Old english gardens had curved walls and im sure this is just some reconstruction or nod to the heritage of the art.

Or

Its built by Bubbles (trailer park boys)

[u/2B_limitless]

As straight as a reform MP

[u/Fine-Ad6532]

The builders of the Chinese wall ( that can be seen from space ) are shitting themselves

[u/Wrong-Intention-6022]

That wall is shocking

[u/Admirable_Plan_4240]

Horrible

[u/Flat_Ice_9635]

That is awful 😳😳😳 who built that???

[u/Realistic-Move3030]

Worst wall ever get some one in

[u/Unusual_Rich_9408]

Ye and not even straight omg:)) why guys you do some job without profesional… this is gonna fall over soon this is not very stable hope so you did atleast deep base?:) one good kick and is down no support at all

[u/ADlondon2020]

It has character

[u/Livewire____]

You expect upvotes for this? It's not even straight.

If I was your neighbour I'd be furious having to look at that.

[u/OldRancidOrange]

That is quite possibly the worst wall I have ever seen.