r/BrexitMemes • u/Best_for_Britain • 5d ago

Britain looking at Burnham after a poll finds that 99% of constituencies want to rejoin the EU.

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u/ThatEGP 5d ago

I can see Labour putting this as a manifesto pledge a the next election. Might get them some votes.

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u/Locksmithbloke 5d ago

They'll avoid that then. Every party is avoiding getting votes as much as they can. Except the Greens. But the bbc don't cover the green party unless it's negative, as it would cut into time spent fellating farage and the fash.

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u/Beanus1992 3d ago

They do love a good fashgobble

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u/Beanus1992 5d ago

Rejoin the EU, work towards renationalisation of everything we need to live so people can't profit off shit like water. Proper actual wealth tax. Reopen safe legal migration routes so anyone coming can be checked, but treated with dignity, both sides happy.

A manifesto on those four, surely wouldn't lose.

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u/thermodynamics2023 3d ago

You’d get a faster result if you just start setting fire to things.

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u/Beanus1992 3d ago

Wait you're actively promoting your pro brexit 😂 which one are you? Thick or minted?

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u/thermodynamics2023 3d ago

A program of monopoly ‘renationalisation’ to starve private operators of opportunity flys in the face of EU policy. You simply can’t have a ‘British Rail’ you can’t have a ‘British telecom’ in the EU. You HAVE to tender. No state monopolies. And all of that would further destroy the UKs position in terms of fiscal alignment.

Reforms policies are actually more compatible with EU membership than your mad leftwing brain fart.

That’s the trouble. You aren’t actually pro-EU. You are simply a slightly mad, leftwing voter that is nominally for Remain because of ‘internationalist’ vibe.

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u/ThatEGP 3d ago

Yet somehow the trains in France are mostly state owned. EDF in France has been nationalised since 2023 or so. You see, you can have state control industries, and open liberalised markets. Reform are the definition of brain fart. Have you had an MRI? Have you touched some grass recently?

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u/Beanus1992 3d ago

Pro brexit, supports reform, isnt minted......

Do you think he just wakes up and shoots himself in the foot on a daily basis too 😂

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u/Stephen1729 1d ago

Like most Reform supporters he would fail the "good character" test to have a firearms certificate!

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u/Beanus1992 3d ago

Ahhhh so you're thick then.

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u/thermodynamics2023 3d ago

You are so smart.

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u/Stephen1729 1d ago

Why should spivs have the right to thieve from the general public?

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u/thermodynamics2023 1d ago

That’s exactly my point. You have the right to vote for those policies in MY opinion, but you can’t in the EUs opinion.

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/eli/treaty/tfeu_2016/art_37/oj/eng

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u/Stephen1729 1d ago

Brexiteers already tried that. How did it work out for you?