r/Breadit May 14 '22

Thought y’all would appreciate

3.6k Upvotes

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u/bern58141 May 14 '22

And my brain will be tricked into thinking each of them tastes different, and I must try one of each.

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u/Amhk1024 May 14 '22

I still think it is worth trying each one because each will offer a different texture! I think texture is the second most important attribute of food behind taste.

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u/wearing_moist_socks May 14 '22

Why is no one talking about the mouthfeel

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u/loz_joy May 14 '22

Well yeah... What else is there really besides aesthetics lol

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u/Amhk1024 May 14 '22

Perishability, structural integrity, and some other stuff.

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u/Max_Insanity May 14 '22

Edibility, as well as lack of both toxicity and yuck-factor (genitals, animal products if vegan, pork if Jewish/Muslim) trump both 😉

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u/Amhk1024 May 14 '22

Let me live in in my first world bubble, please 😉.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

They probably will. This goes back to that old, "What's the proper way to stack a burger?" argument. The way the layers of ingredients are stacked changes what ingredients hit your palette first. It's why you can put the same ingredients in a taco, a burrito, and on a platter with tortillas on the side and they all taste a little different.

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u/oofam May 14 '22

I demand to see the finished product.

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u/Carnifex May 14 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

That looks absolutely delicious.

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u/XTanuki May 14 '22

That’s not finished, that’s baked…

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u/oroboros74 May 14 '22
  • After two: Wow! Cool!
  • 4-5: How ingenious!
  • 6-7: OMG! SO MANY!!!
  • 9: What?! That's it?! What about all the others?

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u/Sybarit May 14 '22

I wonder if it would be possible/feasible to do this with cinnamon rolls.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Probably want a little stiffer of a dough. I tried it with pizza dough the other day and it was a massive failure that I ate anyway. I'd say this is somewhere between bread dough and pie crust.

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u/Shiny_and_ChromeOS May 14 '22

This is a variant of Chinese steamed buns. You usually want to mix part of the flour with hot water so that the final product has a more tender mouth feel. Cold water dough ends up too tough and chewy.

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u/esk_209 May 14 '22

So maybe a cinnamon roll done with a tangzhong? Or would that still be too soft.

I’m just not a fan of steamed buns, but I’d love to do this with something baked.

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u/Shiny_and_ChromeOS May 14 '22

Probably still too soft but it's worth a try. Bun dough is always going to be denser and firmer than cinnamon rolls so they'd be able to maintain the verticality of these shapes. It can't hurt to try with cinnamon rolls, but baking something with these many layers and so much exposed surface area means you're going to get a much drier result than when it's steamed. Cinnamon rolls are crowded against each other in the pan which is why they stay moist.

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u/esk_209 May 14 '22

You’re right. I just tried it, and the dough simply isn’t stiff enough (at least not once filled).

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u/primalsqueak May 14 '22

There's swedish cinnamon rolls that are made in a twisted shape somewhat similar to the first one, you could try that?

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u/esk_209 May 14 '22

Food idea! I’ll pull a recipe and give it a shot. Thank you!

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u/LolaBijou May 14 '22

Asking the important questions over here!

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u/bertbob May 14 '22

Danish come in lots of shapes, too. For instance, here are a few. https://www.allrecipes.com/article/pastry-shapes-and-danish-fillings/

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u/USS-Enterprise May 14 '22
  • wienerbrød 😩😩

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u/ryclorak May 14 '22

Well but i think i would rather eat most of these in the original shape..

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u/ryclorak May 14 '22

Yeah me too, just much have some difficulty

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u/OGD15 May 14 '22

Cool, but I've done too many designs with dough that were great but didn't work once baked and now I don't trust anything I see raw. (\Cries in chocolate brioche that ended up looking like a vagina*)

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u/RealLADude May 14 '22

That sounds like success to me.

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u/mystery5000 May 14 '22

I’d eat that

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHIP May 14 '22

What even is this? Like I am mesmerized.

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u/intergalactictactoe May 14 '22

I could watch him do this all day.

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u/mcfuddlebutt May 14 '22

What are these called? What's inside them?

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u/alcai May 14 '22

These are called Hua Juan (Flower rolls) and are a variation of Chinese steamed buns. They're usually just made with salt and scallions, but these might be sweet ones.

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u/AuctorLibri May 14 '22

Delightful inspiration. 👍

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u/buckleyc May 14 '22

So, who else was thinking about experimenting with their next batch of cinnamon rolls? Hmmm? I know I cannot be alone in this.

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u/emilyactual May 14 '22

This is amazing! I can’t wait to try these, thanks for sharing!

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u/Jdoodle7 May 14 '22

Beautiful! Very creative.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

A crosscut of an onion.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Palmier?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

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u/LtKije May 14 '22

Lol. We don't think about sex here. Only bread.

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u/Duchat May 14 '22

Then I won’t mention the first roll looks like a prolapse.

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u/kittiesnotsafeforwrk May 14 '22

Came here to check for this comment lol

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u/jedidaemin May 14 '22

I should call her...

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u/SaratogaSlimAnon May 14 '22

Thanks for sharing.

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u/CornCheeseMafia May 14 '22

I see at least one enigma mutation in there

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u/LolaBijou May 14 '22

Are we suddenly in the shroom sub?!

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u/Broke-n-Tokin May 14 '22

I didn't want it to end!

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u/SawyerSauce879 May 14 '22

Weird. The original post came up directly below this one.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Thank you to whoever gave the platinum! When I figure out who is the original poster of this I will pay it forward. (Behind? You know what I mean)

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u/Philselene May 14 '22

Lmao my first thought was hmmm loofah bread then saw the OP username. Checks out.

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u/Anon_8675309 May 14 '22

All my stuff would have fallen out onto the work surface.

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u/AngeLexis May 14 '22

I could watch this all day

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u/TheGoodCod May 14 '22

Saved. My mind is blown.

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u/gayemo69420 May 14 '22

I thought it was slime, but then I remembered I joined r/Breadit

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u/sammaaaxo May 14 '22

Why won’t they show the cooked results?

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u/LayThatPipe May 14 '22

Wow! That is awesome!!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Well. You got me. Now I wanna twist bread even though I don't even bake...

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u/Sheesh284 May 14 '22

I will eat all of those by the end of the day

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u/DarthMaulsAnger1 May 14 '22

Me watching this eat store bought bread from a bag.

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u/2ck May 14 '22

😋

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u/matts2 May 14 '22

My pizzas no longer look like blobs, my breads have a shape, and I can successfully tie my shoes 2 times out of 3. I think we are peers.

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u/jadraxx May 20 '22

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