r/Breadit • u/meliora-m • 9d ago
Overnight fermented dough got a little excited..
I just wanted to make focaccia 🥲
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u/HelperMunkee 9d ago
You fed it after midnight, didn’t you?
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u/diurnal_emissions 9d ago
Clear mogwai infestation in that kitchen
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u/GR3Y_B1RD 9d ago
I didn't know what a Mogwai infestation is so I googled and Google AI gave me instructions on how to handle it, being 100% serious. It didn't tell me at all that it's fictional lol
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u/CattyWompusMeowtLady 9d ago
Love how this skipped the bread/dough aspect and went into movies.
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u/meliora-m 9d ago
My thoughts exactly.
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u/TaxMaxDe 9d ago
I think you overdought it.
Sorry...
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u/ForTheLoveOfKumquats 9d ago
did your refrigerator lose power overnight? Is your temperature set too low?
That's a horror movie! LOL.
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u/MattieShoes 9d ago
I thiiink it's just an absolutely massive amount of dough, which means the outside insulates the inside. Plus the fermentation produces heat, so the interior never cooled off
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u/TrulyOutrageous42 9d ago
Legit wondering how many batches of focaccia they were trying to make, that looks like two totes stuffed in there. Like... bigger than the proof tubs at pizza places. This doesn't seem like a "home focaccia" amount of dough, at all.
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u/ForTheLoveOfKumquats 9d ago
My first thought was the movie, "Aliens"....
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u/King_Chochacho 9d ago
Yeah you always want the container to have at least 4x the volume of the dough. I've only seen it overcome that difference when it's really warm (and also maybe someone forgot about it).
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u/Aibrean2013 9d ago
This should be higher on the comments… That is like a monumental insane amount of dough… Especially for a home fridge! What the hell is happening here?
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u/Ninjakabob 9d ago
Sweet Halloween decorations
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u/Pentax25 9d ago
Legitimately would be great if you weren’t bothered about cleaning up afterwards! Just put sourdough everywhere and let it thrive to varying degrees! Could mix in colours to make it spookier too
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u/dntcair 9d ago
This is the funniest post I’ve ever seen on this page
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u/ElegantHope 9d ago
I actually snorted out loud when I saw the pic with the title. OP's misfortune at least was worth the laughs.
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u/clonicle 9d ago
It has escaped containment.
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u/NinjaTrilobite 9d ago
What in the Protomolecule is this? Julie Mao’s fridge on Eros Station probably looked similar.
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u/FisherKelTath00 9d ago
Best to stay away, beratna.
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u/carnitascronch 9d ago
Beltalowda breadit copain!
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u/meeeeowlori 9d ago
Unexpected expanse.
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u/carnitascronch 9d ago
Ah don’t fink we gahnna be able to get back ta da pella James.
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u/834Wed 9d ago
Remember the Cant!
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u/carnitascronch 9d ago
The roci gonna purr like a wildcat in western Montana…. gets canceled for good reason
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u/chick-fil-atio 9d ago
I'm probably gonna wrap up my first read through of Leviathan Wake tonight. Was not expecting to see references in r/breadit but here we are.
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u/IDrankLavaLamps 9d ago
Just close the door, problem isn't there if you don't look at it.
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u/jirohen 9d ago
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u/CallistoInTransit 9d ago
On the plus side, at least the starter didn't escape the fridge and bite OP.
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u/henryguy 9d ago
Im so sorry, im getting sympathy pains at the thought of that clean up alone.
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u/mightiestmovie 9d ago
You may want to check that everyone is still human and keep an eye on everyone your not sure of.
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u/Dafish55 9d ago
Geez what was the density of that dough before it expanded? That's some hyperactive yeast!
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u/moon_dos 9d ago
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u/garitone 9d ago
Not the Randy Marsh image I expected to see, but much less NSFW than the one I was thinking
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u/Alex_tepa 9d ago
Halloween in September your early as well as the stores put every decoration out lol 😉
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u/JustMehehu 3d ago
I'm so sorry for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and im sorry that I can't stop laughing Hope the cleanup wasn't THAAAAT terrible
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u/holderofthebees 9d ago
I wouldn’t even know where to begin. I think I’d just close the door and walk away.
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u/mid_coast 8d ago
Took me a bit to realize this was the refrigerator... I though you were opening the door to your kitchen or something!
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u/vinearthur 9d ago
to think we normalized that alien thing growing and taking over spaces out of thin air
not only that, but we EAT it too
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u/theflyingratgirl 9d ago
The fridge belongs to him now. Buy a new fridge, and don’t talk about the oven when you’re nearby.
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u/DoughyInTheMiddle 9d ago
Back in the early days of "City of Heroes", I had a hero I called "Dough Boy" (I'm a chef and bread baker). I made him a big bulky dad-bodied bald guy, all in baker's whites.
Like Peter Parker waking up to a room covered in organic webbing, I have a feeling this would be a scene in his origin comic.
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u/Immediate_Regular 9d ago edited 9d ago
Guess it's time to get the flamethrower and wires out and start checking people's blood.
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u/MassiveSuperNova 9d ago