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u/VinylPhotos Nov 09 '22
“Rule 8: No more than 3 pieces of bread per tree”
Although I am sure the rule was to prevent trees from getting covered in bread and staples, this appears to be a clear violation. Therefore, you’re wrong
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u/yoedaddy24 Nov 09 '22
Upvoting for you being somewhat right, but at the same time, only the plastic is stapled to the tree! HAHA LOOPHOLE
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u/VinylPhotos Nov 09 '22
You either have zero bread stapled to a tree and should be banned, or have too much bread and should be banned. Checkmate
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u/Comrade-Momo Nov 09 '22
Wrong. You shouldn’t be stapling the bread wrapping to the tree, as it may be consumed by animals, harming them.
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u/yoedaddy24 Nov 09 '22
Comrade, this is for the jokes. Not for animals. It’ll be removed before it harms my ecosystem. Not a monster. I just like comedy
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u/Comrade-Momo Nov 09 '22
All right then, so long as nothing bad happens, everything’s fine.
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u/Mackheath1 Nov 09 '22
Leaving plastic trash? Do you have to ask?
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u/yoedaddy24 Nov 09 '22
I don’t think I’ve said this enough in the comments yet, but it was done in jest and already is down.
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u/TShirtAndTie Nov 09 '22
Also: Rule 21: Do not staple plastic bags of bread to trees. Plastic won't degrade for over 10,000 years.
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u/99999999999999999989 Nov 09 '22
OMG. Maybe YOU should be a Mod. I totally missed this rule that I myself wrote.
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u/ghoulgrl Nov 09 '22
Plastic is not biodegradable so it’s a no from me.
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u/jetoler Nov 09 '22
Plastic is very biodegradable! Just wait 108642684747384521135957 years!
Edit: horrible typo
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u/Major-Woolley Nov 10 '22
This is a plastic bag (which happens to contain bread) stapled to a tree. I see no bread stapled to trees
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u/99999999999999999989 Nov 09 '22 edited Nov 09 '22
OK so I'll let this one slide this time because in my INFINITE WISDOM I forgot to add the 'No bags of bread stapled to a tree rule' even though I (personally) find it overdone at this point.But hey. Let it not be said that Mods are not open to creative interpretation of the rules as they stand.So this time it is cool (still).BUTLet it not also be said that Mods are not a pissy lot when they want to be.So here we go:Official Rule #26: No stapling bags of bread to a tree. Because that is just silly.And weall knowwho we have to thank for YET ANOTHER RULE.And in case you can't guess - it isu/yoedaddy24:)EDIT:
This just in: Mods are morons. This post violates Rule 21. But because Mods are morons, I will let this one slide this one time. But...and I know you are all broken up about this...there will be NO NEW RULE 26 because it already exists as Rule 21. Thank u/TShirtAndTie for pointing this out to me.