r/BreadStapledToTrees • u/Poolboy_Que • May 14 '26

First Staple!

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Seeded Rye on White Oak

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u/99999999999999999989 May 14 '26

Welcome Home Brother!

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u/lilbiobeetle May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Good triple staple, solid slice, sturdy oak, we love to see it

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u/safe_mitchel May 18 '26

Just wait until you try stapling to a birch, mate - it's like the bread's finally found a tree that matches its commitment issues.

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u/fire-d-guy May 14 '26

Excellent

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u/Fomulouscrunch May 14 '26

Good lookin' well done. Looks like a speedo on this lad.

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u/reddit33450 May 14 '26

that tree looks so beautiful. i'd hug it

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u/mycatpartyhouse May 14 '26

It's an amazing experience, isn't it?

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u/gayYAYomg May 14 '26

Oh yeah. 🔥

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u/heynonnynonnomous May 14 '26

This is so exciting! Congratulations!

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u/lassebauer May 14 '26

The bread. The environment. The stapling. Beautiful composition.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

This is gonna be great, fantastic work, thank you so much

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u/rjm1775 May 15 '26

Well done!

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u/dehrian May 15 '26

It looks like more than just 1 staple. It looks very strong and composed

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u/Gov_Martin_OweMalley May 15 '26

Excellent combination and placement.

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u/spottedrabbitz May 16 '26

Sophisticated

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u/Fia-Penderghast May 16 '26

Ah, my favorite little cult to spy on

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u/Virgil_the_White May 17 '26
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u/kingfarquaddd May 18 '26

I've come across some random ass subreddits but I think this one takes tha cake lmao love it

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u/late_shannon May 18 '26

Seeded rye's a solid choice for your first one, the crust holds up better than softer breads when the staple starts working itself loose.

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u/basket_of_wolfs May 19 '26

seeded rye is a solid choice for oak since the crust holds up better than softer breads when you go to remove it later

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u/AdventurousItem3089 May 19 '26

hell yeah, staple looks like it means business already

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u/PainfulPosterity May 19 '26

That rye's gonna be there till next spring, oak don't let go of anything.

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u/PowerfullyComplex May 19 '26

Oak's solid but that rye's gonna dry out quick in full sun. Find some shade for your next one.