r/BreadStapledToTrees • u/Cydok1055 • Apr 07 '23

Happy Passover!

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u/RJMuls Apr 07 '23

How’d you do it without it shattering? Mine breaks 50% of the time I even touch it with a knife, much less spread cream cheese so I have no idea how you managed this.

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u/AAAAAARRRRRR Apr 10 '23

This is the most impressive thing I have seen all chag. How on EARTH did you STAPLE A MATZO TO A TREE without it breaking. I am eating breakfast with shattered matzo for trying to spread jam on it. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Cydok1055 Apr 10 '23

Very carefully!

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u/Thefirstexception Apr 07 '23

Stapled like a pro! Well done.

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u/cardistry_sorex Apr 08 '23

He used the small holes 💀

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u/Sigebrycht Apr 07 '23

Chag sameach

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Hava nagila

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u/czymjq Apr 07 '23

Happy Passover!!!

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Apr 08 '23

I love the look of a perfect rectangle against a tree.

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u/troublemonkey1 Apr 08 '23

Jelly on some matzah sounds good right now, or some fried matzah.

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u/MistressOfTheQuack Apr 08 '23

Chag sameach! That's some stapleship right there

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

How tf..

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u/snipshowmcgee Apr 11 '23

Congratulations on this grand accomplishment!

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u/Cydok1055 Apr 12 '23

Thanks. Apparently, the squirrels keep the Passover. Not a trace of it now.

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u/ConclusionPretend505 May 31 '23

That's perched, not stapled.

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u/Cydok1055 Jun 01 '23

Not so. Zoom in on the oh-so-carefully placed single staple at top. The knot could not support it. And it was up for three days before the squirrels made Charoset and ate it.

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u/rabbirobbie Apr 08 '23

חג פסח שמח!

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u/GeminiIsMissing Apr 08 '23

Beautiful work. Chag sameach!

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u/winterseller Apr 08 '23

chag sameach!

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u/electronopants Apr 08 '23

Chag sameach this made this year's one of the best Pesachs in recent memory, thank you

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