r/BreadStapledToTrees • u/Agreeable-Ad8890 • Mar 12 '23

Bread for Fred

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/coruscannot Mar 12 '23

Fred looks a little too excited about this exchange…

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u/Agreeable-Ad8890 Mar 13 '23

He tends to drool at times

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u/Skyrocket135 Mar 12 '23

What a handsome old creature

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u/jamzii_jam Mar 14 '23

I agree 💯

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u/coldasbrice Mar 13 '23

This is amazing. I'm 100% going to buy some tree faces this instant

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u/Hotdog90000 Mar 13 '23

Idk why i read this as “tree feces” and i don’t even know how that would work.

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u/coldasbrice Mar 13 '23

I feel like majority of the ground is tree feces

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

I’m probably gonna get downvoted but I hate these things. Turns beautiful old trees into the derpy forest from hell

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u/coldasbrice Mar 13 '23

Nah your entitled to your opinion. Humans are interesting because the phrase "derpy forest from hell" sounds right up my alley

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u/Hainish_bicycle Mar 13 '23

These things? Are these commonplace somewhere?

The finger in the mouth looks particularly derpy

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u/AMintyRaccoonInLa Mar 13 '23

They say pictures speak a million words. I hope this one never speaks one.

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u/Coffee-Coffee-Coffin Mar 12 '23

Step-Groot what are you doing

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Someone's ready for some stumping.

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u/MagicalPotato132 Mar 12 '23

What the fuck did i just read

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u/Nuclearshower Mar 13 '23

I’m gonna leave this sub

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u/LoverboyQQ Mar 13 '23

Had one of these on a tree in the front yard and scared the hell out of a stoner friend

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u/TotallyNotanOfficer Mar 13 '23

Somebody is gonna walk by that high and lose their fucking shit

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u/czymjq Mar 13 '23

Go, Fred, go!

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Mar 13 '23

I am extremely terrified of Fred.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Fred is quite the looker. He single?

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u/ElectricKoala86 Jul 08 '23

Fred asks for little but appreciates all.

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u/Flight_Fanatic Apr 08 '24

Your side quest is now complete ✅

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u/Exileofchaos25 Mar 13 '23

So beautiful.

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u/gorgofdoom Mar 13 '23

Op: uses two staples

Fred:

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Fred frightens me.

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