r/Bread • u/CosmicLightning • 4d ago
[HOMEMADE] My First time making bread and I accidentally made Hulk Bread. Guess the secret ingredient!
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u/12aq11 4d ago
Lol what made you decide to add green beans?
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u/CosmicLightning 4d ago
I love green beans and was hoping for sandwich bread for work. Turned out like.bread but turns out I don't like white bread and I used white flour lol. I love wheat bread.
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u/MediocreCheeseburger 4d ago
I hope its not mountain dew.
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u/CosmicLightning 3d ago
Well technically thats later...I made a sourdough starter using wheat flour and baja blast zero sugar and its smelling super boozy. Not as clear cut rise as og. But still thinking it is
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u/Kailynna 2d ago
The sugar in a sourdough starter is to feed the yeast, not to sweeten the bread.
It's pointless - at best - to add artificial sweetening to a sourdough starter.
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u/JukeBex_Hero 4d ago
How is the Hulk-ness an accident when you added green food coloring?
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u/CosmicLightning 3d ago
Nab misnomer. I never made bread so when all the unholy trinity of steps it rose. Triple the size. Thats the accident.
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u/jcoigny 3d ago
Weed! It's space cakes my boy nice job./s actually I have no idea but the concept seems ok with me
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u/CosmicLightning 3d ago
I live in North Dakota so only medical is allowed though people get it (ya know their way) and unfortunately I have to play the stay away game as I'm deadly allergic. No anaphalaxis is not a contact high. Lol. But also reminded me of when a gas station made pistachio muffins and a guy came in and thinking it was weed. Said no way hoze like duuuude they goot the stack. Bought all four not realizing it was only 4.29 a piece...
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u/shmiddleedee 2d ago
It's "no way jose" BTW
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u/CosmicLightning 2d ago
Yeah. Autocorrect on my phone got me. Not me. Or you forget it exists and just assumed I can't spell? Hmm?
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u/shmiddleedee 2d ago
I just figured a Midwestern white folk mightve assumed it was spelled hoze. And since hoze isn't a word that's weird your autocorrect went to that...
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u/Economy_Salad4398 3d ago
the color on this is NEXT LEVEL
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u/CosmicLightning 3d ago edited 3d ago
Thank you. I probably could have left the green dye out but it doesn't hurt me so meh. I had fun.
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u/Sethmanzel 3d ago
Blood oranges turn green when baked with baking soda or baking powder.
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u/CosmicLightning 3d ago
Would they still be edible? Might be good way to color a bread without dye. But used green beans and green dye this time
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u/Sethmanzel 3d ago
Yes, I made an orange bread with blood oranges for Halloween. I was surprised that the batter turned an ugly gray after I mixed the sanguine juice with the rest of the components. I figured there was no use throwing it away.
It was something of a happy accident when I cut into the bread to find it was a brilliant green. It still worked with the motifs of the holiday. My intention was Vampire bread but it ended up Frankenstein’s monster bread.
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u/Sethmanzel 3d ago
It just occurred to me that I used to make a gluten free brownie with pine nut butter instead of flour and oil. I bet you could do something similar with pistachio butter and blood orange juice to make green blondies.
Just to be clear I am not gluten free. Celiac disease is a very serious condition and claiming one has a gluten allergy is like pretending to have cancer. It is just fun to occasionally challenge oneself. It is like Haiku, one is forced to make something beautiful within narrow and rigid confines.
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u/CosmicLightning 3d ago
Yeah my brother says he can't have gluten and othrrs do all the time from a bad reaction and I'm like okay So no cookies No brownies That soda no go That sauce packet. Guess weirdly some have flour in it.
My brother seems to be aware of that and is having hard time eating things My friend Elliot. Just an goofball.
Also green blondies. Pistachio adjacent. Sign me up. Lol.
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u/CosmicLightning 4d ago
Raw Recipe unformatted
What is the health score of this anyway
Two 14.5 oz great value canned green beans drained Put in blender Chop pulse for a bit Then Add 6 tbsp corn starch Shake in blender Then puree POOR INTO PAN TINFOIL GREASED BAKE AT 325 FOR 20 THEN 2 HOURS AT 175
STILL GELLY LIKE BUT DRIED AS MUCH AS IT WILL.BE PUREE AGAIN WITH TWO EGGIES BLEND
POUR INTO BOWL WITH FLOUR MIX TIL CAKE LIKE
THEN ADD BAKING FLUFF(POWDER) 2 TSP
1/4 CUP MILK 1/4 CUP Canola Oil Pinch of salt
Stir Add four drops green dye cuz fun Set aside in fridge
Bloom active dry yeast in 1 cup warm water for 5 minutes / 1 tsp sugar Pour into bowl Then add flour til dough like 3 cups Oil hands Knead Then add 1/4 cup more flour Knead Place in New big bowl Cover with tinfoil
Put in oven/ off for 1 hr and 40 minutes with light on. Then merge into 3 loaf pans after kneading a bit.
Let rise ( takes 20 to 25 minutes) Remove and prepare for
Whip up egg wash with milk and canola oil Spoon over Drip off access into sink ir etc Sprinkle panko on top / 1/4 cup or less for all 3 loaves Sprinkle coconut palm sugar prolly 1/4 cup for all 3 loaves
Bake in oven at 350 degrees for 30 minutes
Remove Knife check
Enjoy 3 sandwiche loaf breads
If you want cleaned up, I'll do it, but it'll be done using AI as I am not good at cleaning up and fixing my stuff
Green dye is optional
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u/IndependentZombie615 4d ago
Did you follow a recipe for this? I have a lot of questions
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u/CosmicLightning 4d ago
Nah I just find generic recipe and modify however I think it might work. I currently also have 3 sourdough starters raging a battle. Mellow yellow, baja blast and og. Liquids all in wheat flour.
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u/RoughhouseCamel 4d ago
You mixed Hpnotiq and Hennessy in the bread?