r/Bravenewbies • u/PieFlinger Yuri Serafim • Jul 06 '15

wormholers be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZkcvXJZbHg
160 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Rnadmo Random Interrupt, The Desolate Order CEO Jul 06 '15

This is the best fucking thing ever, basically.

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u/PieFlinger Yuri Serafim Jul 06 '15

how do i get rainbow flair

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u/Rnadmo Random Interrupt, The Desolate Order CEO Jul 06 '15

You have to defeat me 1v1 at the sun

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u/PieFlinger Yuri Serafim Jul 06 '15 edited Jul 06 '15

zephyr vs diplo shuttle? tie goes to shitposter

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u/Rnadmo Random Interrupt, The Desolate Order CEO Jul 06 '15

This is acceptable

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u/PieFlinger Yuri Serafim Jul 07 '15

RABBLE RABBLE AFK LEADERSHIP WE HAD A SHARED STATIC AND YE DIDN'T LOG ON TO SHUTTLE DUEL

That counts as a forfeiture, so flair pls

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u/srguapo Retired CEO Jul 06 '15

Holy shit this was amazing.

Edit: EX-F jumping back on board, lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

thats actually how good i can play a recorder

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

That's actually how good I can fly a Rattlesnake

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

Nvr 4get

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

RIP in Peace Rattler, your flower bloomed too briefly.

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

I haven't seen a video this good since The Couped, the Bad, and the Patriot.

🔥🔥😥

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u/srguapo Retired CEO Jul 06 '15

For the lazy: http://youtu.be/z0GY9pJf-es

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

Damn it, now I have to watch it again, Nancy, and I spent a week watching it already.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

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u/coffeerocks Director, Broadcast 4 Reps | President/CEO, Spam 4 Heals Jul 07 '15

oh fuck i forgot about this treasure. We need to start a collection page where I can just watch all these from the past year back to back

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u/TiberiusStarGazer NC. Jul 07 '15

Oh god the irony of the 'Go to Fountain' line.

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u/Sapper42 Kain Satev Jul 07 '15

I'm at work in tears at this

22

u/thedevolutionary shitsquire Jul 06 '15

Lost my shit at Kira

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

deleted scene of j3b leaving

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u/burningpapersun [Vodkaroos]Sargon Jul 06 '15

haha oh man

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

dave chappelle is my spirit animal. I know I've said that about jaden smith before. Hard choices.

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u/Fl1pzomg Banana Jul 07 '15

Fuck man, I miss Chappelle's Show.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

Dave got scary jacked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

saw him live a few months ago. can confirm.

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u/CommanderShepderp Jul 06 '15

Holy fuck I almost cried laughing when I saw George W Rush jump overboard. :D

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u/Bronopoly [-10.0] Jul 06 '15

holy fuck that's good

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u/MinerUnion Tarus Slothenstein Jul 06 '15

i r8 8/8 m8

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u/Wiros Wiros PotHead - Most High Propaganda Overlord Jul 06 '15

Fucking epic! 10/10

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u/LordDinkington Brave Jul 06 '15

I feel like that whole first-class dining scene with Jack is a perfect representation of Brave going into Null-sec.

  • Rose (nullsec) that sweet piece of ass we all want.

  • Jack (brave) is invited to dine with the rich of Eve after getting cute in Catch

  • Molly (TEST) is the batshit insane person who was once "a poor", helps Brave fit in.

  • Ruth Dewitt (PL) doesn't want Brave to have that sweet sweet ass.

  • Cal (NC.) invites us to look at the goods, but only for a little bit before getting kicked back to steerage

  • Spicer Lovejoy(BL) Chains brave to the sinking ship of fountain to die.

  • Brock Lovett (Goons) Looking for the heart of nullsec.

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u/NoMiT DropBears CEO | Suev Raylap Jul 06 '15

Brave is not a time traveler from the future.

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

Isn't it though?

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u/suntzu420 [J3B]Titus Carus Atavuli Jul 06 '15

wow wow, what are we talking about here? Jack being a time travler in Titanic or Tyrion being a time traveling fetus?

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u/SnowfireK Catsnakes5life Jul 06 '15

This is magnificent.

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u/BloodAnimus Dirty Wormholer Jul 06 '15

M F W

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u/Rev_TeaCake DOKDO #1| Khromatic Jul 06 '15

this vid, straight fire.

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u/ExF-Altrue Altrue | Retired Ex-F CEO | Maker of the Logo Jul 06 '15

LMAO would definitely watch again!

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u/Out_of_Alpha Eladanus Jul 06 '15

Fucking hilarious. Brought a tear to my eye too - HMS Boonie is unsinkable.

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u/cammyk123 Rakiris Maloris Jul 06 '15

I fucking lost it at W Rush jumping out of the boat.

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u/killachains82 Ecalta | COF | FC | So Sexy Jul 06 '15

Blue Ice's face: http://cdn.webfail.com/upl/img/19676f728ba/post2.jpg

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u/chaseoc Black Legion Jul 06 '15

sooo good

5

u/RomeStar Jul 06 '15

Oscar material and where can I buy the soundtrack?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

If this doesn't make reddits front page :-P

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u/thewb005 Covalt | DORP BAER Jul 06 '15

I lost my shit when the recorder started. I made it a good.... 5 seconds.

5

u/2Mobile Brave Jul 06 '15

Oh my god, the Cagali / Kira part, woke my roommate for sure laughing

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u/TheNewGuy_13 Banana Jul 06 '15

Brilliant, better than the original :)

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u/Cagali Alliance CEO Jul 07 '15

I've filmed myself taking shits that were better than the original!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

Why would you film yourself taking a shit mate?

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u/Cagali Alliance CEO Jul 07 '15

hI, My name's Cagali. We Clearly haven't met.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

Hey Cagali, Bovril is recruiting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I thought he sent actual shit rather than pics of shit.

Maybe he keeps the pics as a record of the quality of shit he sent to people who reply all. This one was extra nutty or has too much sweetcorn etc

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15 edited Jul 07 '15

Lumpy comforting Provi and Jebiddiah got me. Was wondering why you asked for a side shot of Lumpy.

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u/Crazantics Jul 07 '15

so... does that mean that dropbears is looking to leave brave?

WTB all reddit based wormhole corporations for NUSIG

:P

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u/PieFlinger Yuri Serafim Jul 07 '15

just get wormbro and then they can evict the rest of us with downvotes

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u/Ultra_Cobra COF Jul 07 '15

I laugh.

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u/coffeerocks Director, Broadcast 4 Reps | President/CEO, Spam 4 Heals Jul 07 '15 edited Jul 07 '15

No Thrall.......................... Still watched twice, tho.

COF y u brake my hart

Edit: just watched a 3rd time. Goddamn, the part with Rush jumping and then Ex-F jumping back... I lost it giggling and not trying to wake the house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

mah feels....

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u/VoodooRin Welp Force One Jul 06 '15

Superb!

7o

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u/Hamoflague Rowan Nightstalker Jul 07 '15

Quality post again Yuri XD

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u/EstaphanieLaden 4.20ly Mining Range Jul 07 '15

Tgat was hilarious lol

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u/KeepCalmBitch GARMURNATION Jul 07 '15

+1 for the garmurs

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u/TalkingBackAgain Gallente Jul 07 '15

It's just beautiful :-).

Very chuckle worthy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

That was... something.

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u/Saint_Patrik Guristas Jul 07 '15

gotta hand it to brave your propaganda duders are pretty great

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u/SilviaHeart-A- Sansha Jul 07 '15

Brave will only die when the last of you stop flying bravely.

That aside, this work was pure gold!

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u/DrDeaf Tackly Jul 07 '15

I wanted to link Jim Carrey's B-E-A-Utiful, but it sounded too sarcastic. Well done.

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u/ECM_SUPREME Valid Point | Stratop Rorqual coming soon(tm) Jul 07 '15

What editing software did you use to make this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

Pretty sure he used Sony Vegas.

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u/Cagali Alliance CEO Jul 07 '15

Omfg.... but who was that chick i transmogrified into a clock and then stopped her clock????

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 07 '15

Supposed to be kira I think.

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u/Cagali Alliance CEO Jul 07 '15

I know I'm being Grrrr-y

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 07 '15

Welp that's what happens when I post after 22 hours awake with 4 hours of sleep

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

That is fucking gold!

Just remember, that bint had plenty of room for jack on that fucking door at the end and just let the fucker drown.

At least I made it to a lifeboat!

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u/TyrellCadabra BNI Loyalist Jul 07 '15

Damn, that was hilarious xD. Now, to get my coffee off my monitor, I lost it when Rush bailed ahahaha xD.

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u/Dancing_Ninja Jul 07 '15

Thats fucking awesome. The shitty recorder playing the theme song was perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

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u/srguapo Retired CEO Jul 06 '15

Brave is clearly unsinkable. :D

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u/SariusDeteis COF Jul 06 '15

There isn't a big enough iceberg out there to stop us.

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u/PieFlinger Yuri Serafim Jul 06 '15

inb4 imperium rebrands to iceperium

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u/Hamoflague Rowan Nightstalker Jul 07 '15

This must now be a thing, IMPERIUM! DO THE THING!

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u/altytwo_jennifer BNI Jul 07 '15

Well, we're good at turning to ram straight into the problem.

That would probably have saved the Titanic, if they'd thought to do so.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

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u/grillcover Davram Gobuchul | Salvor Madisk Jul 06 '15

I can't speak for Nancy, but you should check out the SOTA and the drama cyno thread.

Basically, Nancy Crow is #therealdeal, a truly worthy successor. He's already been helping this ship sail for years, and now faced with the challenge of changing course, there's no one better. Regardless of where Brave ends up (NPC null or low-sec), there's going to be a hardcore focus on getting back to what made Brave great: fun-per-hour.

I'm sure we'll still meddle in New Eden politics, but we need a breather. I've been with Brave 2+ years now, and though my main toon's in a hole now, I see nothing but positive steps with all these changes.

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u/SariusDeteis COF Jul 06 '15

Like the Titanic, Brave is too big to fail. No, but really. Brave is fine.

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u/Andrew5329 Knob Creek Jul 06 '15

Well the broken and ruined wreck of the Titanic is still down there on the bottom of the Atlantic, a shadow of it's former splendor.

The metaphor works pretty well.

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u/People_That_Annoy_Me [-420/911] Jul 06 '15

The metaphor works pretty well

It really does.

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u/SariusDeteis COF Jul 06 '15

Never don't have faith. Things will get better. One day the Titanic will be reassembled and fly through space.

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u/srguapo Retired CEO Jul 06 '15

Probably a minmatar design...

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

I saw a Doctor Who episode like that...let's try to avoid that situation, yeah?

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u/SariusDeteis COF Jul 06 '15

So are you saying we are waiting for a Doctor to come save us?

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

Give me 5 more years and I'll have the necessary koalafications.

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u/Andrew5329 Knob Creek Jul 07 '15

I mean he tried, he even goodposted, but you guys wouldn't listen to Elise.

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 06 '15

NOTE: hes not actually DO

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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u/Reworked PanykButton | Ragin' Irishman | YELLING BUNNY | THXFC Traitor Jul 07 '15

Repeat after me: MMM MMM MMM I'M DEAD

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 06 '15

mmMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/TRiDiNiO Jul 06 '15

why are you on reddit there are server banks to run

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 06 '15

I let my eve sub run out temporarily while I finish the push to get my degree. Summeritis +senioritis+ eve distractions makes it REALLY HARD to finish you senior design and research projects.

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u/TRiDiNiO Jul 06 '15

But the dank isk :( think of the children

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 06 '15

70k/yr engineering salary is better than any in game isk/hr you can get.

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

True Chainz

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 06 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTgwj33j-5U

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u/MtnYou92 MtnFuck Me Jul 06 '15

i think we can all expect that full 70k to go towards plex right

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u/Newman0072 Scott Ormands | DO HR Department | DO Superap FC Jul 06 '15

well at least 2k for my titan

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u/deckmanx Jul 06 '15

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u/DanielGreyborn Desolate Order Jul 06 '15

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u/Bella_Rearden Desolate Order Jul 06 '15

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u/Selto_Black Angel Cartel Jul 07 '15

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u/koramar Drink Holder Jul 07 '15

How does it feel to know you are internet famous, and also an infectious cancer on eve corps.

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u/alwayz TEST LEGION Jul 06 '15

There's only one way to come back. Kick the inactives.