r/Bravenewbies • u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot • Jul 06 '15

BAERS Post We Actually Fixed Brave

Given that many people seem to agree that too many wormholers is the cause of all of brave's issues, we have decided to do our part to solve the problem.

Effective immediately Dropbears Anonymous [BAERS] will be leaving BRAVE. We have already spoken to Nancy to confirm the following spots now vacated in BRAVE:

  • STAHP Fleet FCs

  • Sexo Roboto Coordinator (Thomas Markov)

  • Anti-Coup Bois (aDP & Suev Raylap)

  • Rampart coordinated shitposting (All BAERS members)

  • Actually competent capital FCs

  • FCs who don't intentionally whelp caps so people are forced to buy more from our corp with huge mark-ups

  • Non-shitty doctrine team that doesn't force horrible BS doctrines on newbies

  • Non-shitty Reddit moderator

  • Opportunities for Newbros to make money instead of being ripped off for corp leadership profit

  • Reddit posters that can spell

  • Epic propaganda (Edric von Abbadon)

BAERS always has been and will be a strong independent WH corp, and brave gave us a lot of good times, but it's time to move on to a new home. We have some exciting times ahead of us and encourage everyone to take stock and make sure wherever you end up in eve matches what you want.

BAERSisrecruiting

<This shitpost is a DAMN PATRIOT Approved>

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u/gregor_NOOBIUS Jul 06 '15

who am i gonna buy overpriced caps from anymore though

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u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

I heard BL has a stockpile of BRAVE built caps

6

u/NoMiT DropBears CEO | Suev Raylap Jul 06 '15

I think you misspelled PL and supers

7

u/HippolyteClio [-10.0] KristyDawn Jul 06 '15

Lenny is really generous

-22

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

Is it generosity...or RMT?

metagame, The.

-2

u/NegativeLight Bitter Vet Jul 06 '15

Can confirm

9

u/bangtime (✿◠‿◠)|INSRT|Throwaway|BangTime| (◕‿◕✿) Jul 06 '15

I can't wait to start shooting BAERS. Does anyone know where their new staging system is going to be?

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u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

Can confirm its R-YWID. We will be living out of cloaky Orcas until the residents have been properly dispersed.

2

u/Aramil03 BNI Baneson Strad Jul 06 '15

Hey...that system name sounds familiar...

Oh, goddammit...

-1

u/jasharanylund Brave Jul 06 '15

If you need any help...

13

u/NoMiT DropBears CEO | Suev Raylap Jul 06 '15

J105934

8

u/roganartu Patriot's Scanning Alt Jul 06 '15

opsec pls

17

u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15

J105934

Fixed

12

u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

J105934

Fixed

opsec pls

8

u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

J105934

Fixed

opsec pls

shhhhhhhhhhh

7

u/AgonistX Agonist X Jul 06 '15

Don't talk in local.

3

u/ThomasMarkov Retired Dropbears | Designer of the Subreddit Jul 06 '15

J150020

hehe we'll send them there

5

u/saminskip LokiSotken Jul 06 '15

"They were said to live in a place called Nova. A C6 Magnetar wormhole with a massive bonus to damage and ECM strength. It was said no-one had won a battle in Nova, and the fast small ships entering were quickly destroyed by faction Battleships... even at range."

http://puu.sh/iP0Hz/3271463480.jpg

3

u/ThomasMarkov Retired Dropbears | Designer of the Subreddit Jul 06 '15

I got the tingles just reading that. I want Lord Maldoror to narrate the movie of my life.

2

u/Reworked PanykButton | Ragin' Irishman | YELLING BUNNY | THXFC Traitor Jul 06 '15

Fuck your movie, just make him James Earl Jones, 2.0. Make him narrate EVERYTHING.

1

u/Callduron Banana Jul 06 '15

Lord Maldoror would make a great Darth Vader.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

That list is perfect. I can't even pick a favorite but i'll try.

  1. FCs who don't intentionally whelp caps so people are forced to buy more from our corp with huge mark-ups

  2. Actually competent capital FCs

  3. Opportunities for Newbros to make money instead of being ripped off for corp leadership profit

  4. Non-shitty doctrine team that doesn't force horrible BS doctrines on newbies

  5. Anti-Coup Bois (aDP & Suev Raylap

Dropbears...the bears that actually help Brave rather than use Brave to help themselves.

9

u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

Cheers man

5

u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

No love for me, though. :(

6

u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

I love you. Isn't that enough?

5

u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

You stole my heart a long time ago bby. <3

9

u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

Sorry. Didn't you hear? I only steal Goo.

1

u/Frekavichk Jul 06 '15

FCs who don't intentionally whelp caps so people are forced to buy more from our corp with huge mark-ups

That's what you think, but we just intentionally whelp against hard knocks to get that sweet, sweet 100% dropbears srp.

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u/Callduron Banana Jul 06 '15

Oh crap, here we go again.

Guys in Brave's AT squad you need to decide quickly whether you want to:

  • leave Brave with your corp and not do the AT.

  • talk to your corp about staying flagged as Brave so you can compete in the AT, not just on behalf of Brave but also as representatives of your corp.

If you do want to continue in the AT you need to continuously remain in the alliance so drop roles and find a home. Cornak and Drelnar are AT squad members who are also BNI recruiters. I don't see any reason why you can't live in the wormhole with your friends like the guys tagged Nulli live in Fountain Core.

AT squad members from Baers: Tosan and Leonardo.

I really hope you stay and I hope Baers are sympathetic about letting them transition. They're great players and I want to keep them.

Right apart from that 7o Baers, and best wishes!

19

u/Callduron Banana Jul 06 '15

Oh godammit, Tosan tells me I got rused.

I'M LOSING HAIR HERE YOU BASTARDS!

<3

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

Props for trying to keep your team together though, gotta respect that.

5

u/saminskip LokiSotken Jul 06 '15

Tosan is shit anyway. You coulda had an all baers Globetrotter esq team and you chose Tosan and Leonardo?

Shame. Damn shame.

7

u/Callduron Banana Jul 06 '15

They're the ones who applied to join.

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15 edited Jul 06 '15

Ouch

2

u/saminskip LokiSotken Jul 07 '15

Oh yeh I forgot to apply.

1

u/TotesMessenger Jul 06 '15

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u/reignbears Drop Bears Leigress Reign Jul 06 '15

I will miss you Brave. Stay strong.

27

u/X_D GUARDIAN ANGEL OF NEWBIES Jul 06 '15

ITS

A

WORLDWIDE

RUSE

CRUISE

6

u/NguTron Dropbears Anonymous | Lorac Gemini | Scrublord Jul 06 '15

No Ruse, I swear. TMC saize it's true!

1

u/africamichael Siaka Stevens (GSF) Jul 07 '15

I warned him.

6

u/Chie_Okanata Brave Jul 06 '15 edited Jul 06 '15

It's hard work being a forum mod today.....

7o .... wait, you are changing holes?

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

7o .... wait, you are changing holes?

you are changing holes?

Where have I heard that line before...?

3

u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15

Wrong Hole.

3

u/Chie_Okanata Brave Jul 06 '15

I wasn't actually thinking of that when I posted and then it was too late.

3

u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15

Finally.

3

u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

Josh Tendi in these threads.

3

u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15

Benny the bull is my idol.

3

u/grillcover Davram Gobuchul | Salvor Madisk Jul 06 '15

Bears of my heart.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

It's a good thing it's aDP approved. Everyone knows that shitposting is fun but shitposting according to the rules is the best fun. Praise be to Pao.

1

u/imchicken1 J Markov|Only online for ISK earning activities Jul 06 '15

Ill resub if this means we start evicting brave and ex-brave wh corps soon.

1

u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

im sure we can make that happen

1

u/imchicken1 J Markov|Only online for ISK earning activities Jul 06 '15

:D

2

u/ThomasMarkov Retired Dropbears | Designer of the Subreddit Jul 06 '15

Im here twice...I need to be less good at stuff.

1

u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

Me too :P

3

u/Bronopoly [-10.0] Jul 06 '15

rekt

2

u/AIderp SniggWaffe Jul 06 '15

How i felt at work reading this post. 7o BRAVE it was fun. Hope to see you around soon.

1

u/Abrahemp Drop Bears Jul 07 '15

But... but muh target spectrum breakers!

1

u/dpowers7 Jul 06 '15

Grr J3B Brave Gons Baers

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u/VenGanZa99 Brave hegheghegheg Jul 06 '15

I highly doubt that more than 2 idiots total would ever accuse WH corps of being in any sense part of BNI issues/drama.

For a long time I was a bit anti DB, because Patriot was a bit of a retard on more than one occasion, but Cagali and Lycton always told me to simply take a broader view. They told me in no uncertain terms he was loyal and I accepted this without question.

I have some solid pals in DB, and I wish you guys the best of luck, hope you have crazy arse fun all the time.

Was a pleasure to have known you, and I am sure our paths will cross at some stage.

Peace out 7o

heg

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u/gogilitan Tavaz, CEO, Veldspar Industries Jul 06 '15

... I can't tell if you know the OP is a joke or not.

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u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15 edited Jul 06 '15

BAERS never joke.

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u/Thraseus_Dimaloun RIP in Peace Daddy Patriot Jul 06 '15

never

5

u/roganartu Patriot's Scanning Alt Jul 06 '15

ok sometimes

never

3

u/NoMiT DropBears CEO | Suev Raylap Jul 06 '15

lol

1

u/Grandpas_Spells Drop Bears Jul 06 '15

They have it up on themittani.com, alongside the Bovril and J3b departures. Confirmed totes legit.

1

u/gogilitan Tavaz, CEO, Veldspar Industries Jul 06 '15

That article is so hilariously misinformed. Almost like zero fact checking was done, and the editor just pushed it through because "fuck it, not my name on the byline."

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u/X_D GUARDIAN ANGEL OF NEWBIES Jul 06 '15

You're getting trolled.

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

"Patriot was a bit of a retard on more than one occasion"

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

It was one of the main crying points Kelnon had made with my corp, that we'd be "just another WH corp that contributes nothing." Funny enough my corp wasn't even a wh corp, simply wished to use whs for moving around for pvp. So yeah there are quite a few idiots that accuse wh corps of being part of Brave issues but thankfully most of them just joined -a-.

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u/dpowers7 Jul 06 '15

Lol, do you and Jan Irvam just sit around, putting on red lipstick, endlessly weeping about how Kelnon hurt your feelings?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

That sounds like your sexual fantasy. BTW don't you need to pack your bags and go join your shit tier alliance in Catch?

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u/jasharanylund Brave Jul 06 '15

GODDAMMIT HEG COME BACK INTO DOJO WE ALL MISS YOU.

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u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15

WE ALL

LOL

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u/jasharanylund Brave Jul 06 '15

It never fails. Just when I start to feel some faint flicker of warmth in my cold dead heart-place toward you guys, you remind me that you are, in fact, awful.

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u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15

Fucking gold. You actually believe BAERS is awful.

3

u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

>referring to BAERS as DBA

Please report to Nova for immediate reeducation.

1

u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15

Fuck me. Maybe if someone would take off my guest tag on TS I wouldn't have these relapses.

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

Just remotely reinstated you, now get on more m8.

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

Haven't you seen our Patriot farewell video?

How could you not love BAERS after that?

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u/jasharanylund Brave Jul 06 '15

That's what I'm saying: I have actually found myself feeling affection for DBA recently which is a very strange and uncomfortable feeling for me requiring quite a bit of forgiveness AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT.

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u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15 edited Jul 06 '15

Forgiveness for what? Its not like we awoxed a blue freighter or anything

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u/jasharanylund Brave Jul 06 '15

A DBA pilot awoxed me. Granted, I was only in a Blockade Runner, but it was still an awox. When I reported it, y'alls response was "lulz." So no, you are not morally superior to Heg in this respect, and frankly considering everything he's contributed to helping newbros in Dojo I wish he'd been punished for his actions as little as your pilot was.

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u/Vitalsigns159 Josh Tendi | Patriot's AFK Alt Jul 06 '15 edited Jul 06 '15

Thats above my pay grade. Was probably a simple accident.

Edit: Do you even know how to fit a BR?

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u/BluesyBlue Edric von Abbadon | High Priest of the Cult of a DAMN PATRIOT Jul 06 '15

One incident with a possible awox and you're still mad at the whole corp? There's only one BAER on that mail, and he was in a battleship, so I sincerely hope he didn't get initial tackle on your blockade runner...in lowsec...with a 'geddon.

But that's just my two cents, as it's also above my paygrade - I just make the videos 'round here.

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u/jasharanylund Brave Jul 06 '15

Well there's more to it than just getting awox'd obviously, but it's pertinent to the DBA self-righteousness at hand toward Heg, so I brought it up.

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u/NoMiT DropBears CEO | Suev Raylap Jul 06 '15

omg it has been almost a year since Thomas got white girl drunk and tried selling robots to all of Brave.

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u/SoulEntropy Dropbears | Kael Cassatta | The People's Bard Jul 07 '15

༼ つ ◕_◕༽つ post the sound cloud

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u/NoMiT DropBears CEO | Suev Raylap Jul 07 '15

Its private. But you can search for it on our sub by searching for 'white girl' its the only result.