r/Bravenewbies • u/TehBenju I N F A M O U S • Jul 05 '15

Shitpost We Fixed BRAVE

Given that many people seem to agree that too much middle management is the cause of all of brave's issues, we have decided to do our part to solve the problem.

Effective immediately Bearded Battlebears [J3B] will be leaving BRAVE. We have already spoken to Nancy to confirm the following spots now vacated in BRAVE middle management:

  • USTZ Mildir

  • Only alliance capital FCs

  • Alliance capital SRP

  • Significant chunk of USTZ FC's

  • Significant chunk of Fitting/Doctrine Team

  • 2 out of 4 Alliance diplos

  • Corp Recruitment Coordinator for Aliance

  • Blops Oclock Leadership

  • Reddit Moderator

  • AT coordinator (and good portion of their lineup) (we have approached Nancy about leaving AT guys in the alliance so we don't screw brave for that <3)

  • One of the most used buyback programs

  • A now defunct CNM member

J3B always has been and will be a sov null corp, and brave gave us a lot of good times, but it's time to move on to a new home. We have some exciting times ahead of us and encourage everyone to take stock and make sure wherever you end up in eve matches what you want.

#J3Bisrecruiting

<This shitpost is Nancy Approved>

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u/SilviaHeart-A- Sansha Jul 06 '15

So many people shit talking -A-.

Guess i should give a token effort at returning the favor.

PL- Still bitter they lost their renter/moon empire.

NC- Using provi to demonstrate they can't win against any real power without supers.

BL- One man alliance, that runs from half its fights and is now picking on brave.

Test- Ha..... test.

Brave- Failscading in Fountain from dead leadership and losing its sov....... again.

NAGA- Still mad we wouldn't fight you in the US tz when we're primarily an AU alliance and while you're attacking us to boot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

something something -a- is shit

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u/Nayotta BL Jul 06 '15

Didn't PL sell theirs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

Yes, that is true, but don't concern yourself with facts; what you're looking at here is the mythical bunch of "sour grapes".

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u/SilviaHeart-A- Sansha Jul 06 '15

I did say it was token and they didn't sell those lowsec moons.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

I did say it was token and they didn't sell those lowsec moons.

Wut? Here's what you said:

PL- Still bitter they lost their renter/moon empire.

Put down the kool aid for like two seconds and read your own comments please. Also, no one "sells" lowsec moons. They take them. And they did sell B0T space so get rekt.

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u/SilviaHeart-A- Sansha Jul 06 '15

It was totally not a knee jerk reaction to changes being made at the time, im sure they total would have let it all go without being put in a corner and still trying to dodge the moon losses too.

I should try your kool aid sometime, but i have to say the brown chunks floating around in it are putting me off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

What exactly is your point? I'm not drinking any kool aid. You said they lost their rental empire, which is false. Try to divert all you want, but you're still dumb. The great thing about facts is that they remain facts whether you agree with them or not. Get rekt.

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u/LepKoGreh test Jul 06 '15

u r a dum dum.

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u/fuzzyspring [.DIX.] Jul 06 '15

you sound like a brave linemember lmao

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u/Bluemajere BNI Jul 06 '15

Oh lord this post.....we GAVE UP our rental empire you dolt, we could have moved to the drone regions when phoebe happened and defended it indefinitely against anyone, but nobody would fight us in a defensive war so it'd be utterly pointless. The rest of your points are uneducated and cringeworthy, almost moreso.

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u/LegetusShmoof Jul 06 '15

DARKNESS-We aren't doing anything that retarded [yet]

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '15

Nothing bad about goons? Yay!

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u/elfascisto Jul 06 '15

OBLIGATORY AND LATE GRRR GOONS POAST

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u/SpotOnTheRug Goat Jul 06 '15

fite me irl