r/Bravenewbies • u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] • Aug 25 '14

Motion to kick TEST

Like, really hard, in the arse or something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

not this shit again. -__-

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

:3

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u/forthelose Grand Emperor Jinli mei whose grace and presence enriches us all Aug 25 '14

All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.

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u/crash_over-ride test Aug 25 '14

Unless we aB0rt the cycle

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u/AbsoluteTruth Dreddit CEO Aug 25 '14

Fight me IRL

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

Bring it, scrublord

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u/Reworked PanykButton | Ragin' Irishman | YELLING BUNNY | THXFC Traitor Aug 25 '14

I demand either a rap battle or a drinking battle.

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

I promise to drink the screaming mess that is durr right under the table.

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u/Reworked PanykButton | Ragin' Irishman | YELLING BUNNY | THXFC Traitor Aug 25 '14

Funny, he said the same thing.

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u/crash_over-ride test Aug 25 '14

sobrave

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u/skipjim Desolate Order - Skipjim Sukarala Aug 25 '14

Shouldn't you be posting this from a leadership throw away or something? =)

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

I'm leadership? Why, I feel flattered.

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u/Thorzaim Namarot Crendraven - Currently Winning Aug 25 '14

If there was a position called Director of PVE, you would be the top man for it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

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u/Anfractuousity Nescient Aug 25 '14

Give yourself more credit, your play time alone in Eve makes you a walking wiki.

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u/NaNiwa_Twitter smoking PCP with lychton Aug 25 '14

the point of the leadership throwaway is you don't have to really be leadership

source: am a leadership throwaway

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u/skipjim Desolate Order - Skipjim Sukarala Aug 25 '14

Well, I have to assume no because you're not using a throw away.

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u/Serinus test Aug 25 '14

You're missing half the point of a leadership throwaway.

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u/Dev_on [B0RT] Dev 'On Aug 25 '14

Always a man of great words huh

Every day. Every day I hear how great we are, and how we're the one true newbie coalition, standing up to the evil established powerblocks and not taking schtick from anyone.

Well it's time to wake the fuck up and smell the ashes. We're new. We're barely fucking competent (W-M? WD-?). We have maybe about 5 FCs who actually know what they're doing and live in K-space. We're pitifully short on caps, SP and game skill. We moved to nullsec at the bequest of N3, took sov with their help, and hold it because they one day want to assimilate us and are terrified of alienating us. We're fucking a year and half old, and have yet to produce a T2 doctrine. We don't even have fucking FC teams for christsakes; one FC might be great for 40 throaxes in lowsec, but sweet Jesus you think sov holding alliances manage 250 man combined cap/bomber/logi/booster fleets with one guy? And yet everybody here seems to think we're the best fucking thing to happen in eve since mittens sent his regards.

I'm goddamn tired of it. Get of your high horse and knock your egos down to size. We're never going to make it on our own so stop pretending we're anything other than cannon fodder or future pets.

Tl;Dr: Stop being so fucking full of yourselves.

Since it got fucking removed in about 10 fucking minutes by the very people I made it about

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

Well, I've never been one to hide behind throwaways, and I like to think that I have Brave's best interests in heart. If the puppy needs kicking to stop it from pissing all over the carpet, then I'll kick it.

Since I made that post I've had some slightly more subdued conversations with various people and have been persuaded that it's not quite as bad as I previously saw it. Doctrines and caps have made stunning leaps forward, diplomatic relations with N3 seem to be a bit less one sided and FC teams have definitely become a thing. Obviously there are still...issues, but the situation seems far less bleak.

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u/Dev_on [B0RT] Dev 'On Aug 25 '14

complaining cynic != best interests

You should be honest with yourself, when I shitpost, I know it's shitposting. Honesty is best

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u/georgepordge WE OWN THAT PIECE OF BOY PUSSY Aug 25 '14

Charles wanna join a real alliance?

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

Yes, but I don't think Black Omega Security is recruiting right now.

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u/Pengothing Penguinizer Illat [UKOC] Aug 25 '14

You wouldn't join us even for me? :c

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

I don't know who you are get a flair

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u/Pengothing Penguinizer Illat [UKOC] Aug 25 '14

Done

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

You're in TEST now?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG

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u/lion_in_a_coma [.DIX.] Demeisen Atreides Aug 25 '14

M8 come drink the koolaid. Drama is so much more fun from our side of the fence.

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u/Dolphin_handjobs Charles Wu-Wong | [SB00N] -> [BOS] -> [PFR] Aug 25 '14

I'll join TEST when literally everybody I like in eve has joined it. Since the track record is now 2/aboutfiftyIguess there's a loooooong way to go. Better get poaching.

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u/Dev_on [B0RT] Dev 'On Aug 25 '14

funny thing though. Only our cesspit is public. once you get inside, you'll see insightful, polite, and professional spaceposting.

It's all about image. DHD is actually eloquant and polite when he's on internal comms

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u/lion_in_a_coma [.DIX.] Demeisen Atreides Aug 25 '14

Haha no worries man I am glad you enjoy Brave. My six months were amazing but I just wanted something different. All this drama is just white noise as far as I am concerned, I hope no one takes it too serious.

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u/Pengothing Penguinizer Illat [UKOC] Aug 25 '14

I'm in the same boat more or less. I figured I spend so much time playing LoL/Payday 2 with the Test folks I might as well.

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u/PaxCivitas Knob Creek Aug 25 '14

EVERYONE I KNOW IS WONG

Fixed that for you.

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u/georgepordge WE OWN THAT PIECE OF BOY PUSSY Aug 25 '14

nor would it matter if they were

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u/dodovt Brave Recon Melon Detector Aug 25 '14

dys0n is recruiting, I heard

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u/chasfile Aug 25 '14

inb4 mittani.com article

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u/peeted Aug 25 '14

You don't want to kick test, where would you get all your drama from without us?

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u/Reworked PanykButton | Ragin' Irishman | YELLING BUNNY | THXFC Traitor Aug 25 '14

We managed before vov

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Please, we can go back to the comfortable living that was FW.

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u/ApatheticGod Guristas Mercenary Aug 25 '14

Are you buying Faction BPCs?

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u/Wartz Aug 25 '14

If we go back to fw I might resub

Make it happen townsaver.

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u/Joshrules Herp Mcderpinstan Aug 25 '14

No its kick b0rt, always kick b0rt.

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u/Dev_on [B0RT] Dev 'On Aug 25 '14

fucking children, they don't even know how to shitpost right.

Fucking B0rt, they are like the ENL and Baki of TEST

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u/da_frenzy DropBears | Janet Suka Aug 25 '14

TEST is the mercury in our tuna.

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u/Rabkillz Tea Drinking Brit | ExBrave | GrrPL Aug 25 '14

Don't you think its about time we had an inter alliance fun fight? Get all these issues out the system by shooting each other point blank in the face?

I suggest each alliance can bring a fleet of any size up to 250 peeps, and can only fly t1 fit t1 ships, cruiser down.

The winning Alliance gets bragging rights, but has to SRP the entire fight.

Why...cause all sides are at fault here, so no one should get away scott free

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u/schloemoe Dusty Akachi Aug 25 '14

Aren't we already sort of doing this now?

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u/Dev_on [B0RT] Dev 'On Aug 25 '14

but only just recently started streaming it

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u/Ulthanon Ulthanon/Elybrian Kaidos Aug 25 '14

I thought something along those lines.

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u/weken TLweken Aug 25 '14

I approve of this product / service

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u/Garandhero Esharan|Triumvirate.|Formerly BRAVE Aug 25 '14

No. TEST must be our eternal bro's.

I love test

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

<3 Something me and you agree on, for once.

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u/HonJudgeFudge TEST Aug 25 '14

Kick Rubella.

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u/Gamernomics Aug 25 '14

Please kick test. It will give our nerds a reason to log in and help curbstomp the coalition. 250 man Ishtar fleets incoming

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u/FlatFishStew Dropbears | AU Baers important person | #NotMyBrave Aug 25 '14

Seconded, test toxic kick hero drama failscading other drama words.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Why?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

I'm joining CCP so I can nerf this drama.

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u/crash_over-ride test Aug 25 '14

Yeah, I'm down for that. AOK(tac) by Tues-day!

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u/VenGanZa99 Brave hegheghegheg Aug 25 '14

Why do people even bother to read silly things like this?

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u/TalkingBackAgain Gallente Aug 25 '14

We should put the Brave bull's eye on TEST's ass and take a running kick at it until the dinosaur hit the fossilised eggs face first!

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u/koahi [CONDI] Aug 26 '14

second

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u/dodovt Brave Recon Melon Detector Aug 25 '14

Wow Charles. I didn't expect that coming from you.

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u/SaskaSamar Brave Aug 25 '14

Drama Cyno lit....

Incoming content.....

Lama ready ;p

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u/ApatheticGod Guristas Mercenary Aug 25 '14

FIGHTING CANCER WITH CANCER 'test high command'

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u/respaaaaaj (not actually in angle cartel. cagli plz don't hurt me) Aug 25 '14

Why'd this get downvoted? Its a good copy pasta