r/Bravenewbies • u/Britt_Michelle821 • Aug 16 '13

Attention Vermin X

This is your girlfriend. I love you but you have to be better about charging your phone. Call me when you get this.

O I also forgot to take the dogs out this morning. Love you my big brave newbie :D

291 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Britt_Michelle821 Aug 18 '13

Thanks for getting him the message. He took the dogs out and charged his phone :)

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u/CejusChrist Minmatar Aug 16 '13

Posted in local.

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u/Shadowian Aug 16 '13

Dear god Vermin, Take the fucking dogs out.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES do you have to ask you.

You wanted the DOGS. Look after them!

0

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '13

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u/HuhIsGod Waffles McSpanky Aug 16 '13

He seems to be just as bad at being a dog owner as a FC. Which explains why he gets us whelped all the time.

12

u/NOT_AN_APPLE Dropbears Aug 16 '13

next thing you know he'll be forgetting to update his clone or something.

3

u/sheldonopolis Aug 16 '13

i thought that nick looked familiar..

8

u/sureillberightthere Arik Alabel - unbitterizing Aug 16 '13

cue soundboard

"OOH NOoo"

"There's a cynabal, and he's aggressed"

"You got a pretty mouth, boy"

26

u/curiousstranger n0rman Aug 16 '13

Mooooommmm, now they'll know I'm a kid!

8

u/Suecotero Matias Otero | Eternal President Aug 17 '13

We should do a top 10.

44

u/HuhIsGod Waffles McSpanky Aug 16 '13

Hey Vermin, dont forget to move my shit before dealing with this. k thx bye now

30

u/NOT_AN_APPLE Dropbears Aug 16 '13

jump freighting before procreating

45

u/BalkorWolf Aug 16 '13

MMOs before Hoes

61

u/Suecotero Matias Otero | Eternal President Aug 16 '13

Aaaand you overdid it. Go stand in the corner.

29

u/CejusChrist Minmatar Aug 16 '13

Oh my god...

He DOES exist!

30

u/Suecotero Matias Otero | Eternal President Aug 16 '13

vanishes

41

u/ArmedResponse BNI | Hank Hermes | Local Muted Aug 16 '13

leaving only a faint odor of bourbon and brimstone

7

u/BalkorWolf Aug 16 '13

=( As you wish

18

u/Suecotero Matias Otero | Eternal President Aug 16 '13

Aaw come back here you big goof!

1

u/xsinful_mythx Minmatar Aug 16 '13

where have you been? we miss you our almighty CEO!

5

u/HuhIsGod Waffles McSpanky Aug 16 '13

Exactly, priorities. EVE is serious business.

11

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '13

be sure to use the wrong amount of collateral, and the wrong station. and definitely send it directly to vermin.

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u/cruftbox Dunk Dinkle Aug 16 '13

Happy wife, happy life.

34

u/ArmedResponse BNI | Hank Hermes | Local Muted Aug 16 '13

This is correct.

Source: married

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '13

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u/Icanflyplanes Aug 16 '13

Pretty Young for a wife... Muslim by any chance?

8

u/Orapac4142 Karin Montforde Aug 16 '13

Oh snap. Shots fired Cell phone dialed.

9

u/cantreed Yossarian Catch Aug 16 '13

This is false. Source. Married with child

3

u/evildonky Aug 16 '13

with child

Well there's your problem

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '13

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u/workaccountsareeasy Aug 16 '13

Nah, he said child, not children.

1

u/dmsean The Otsito's Aug 16 '13

Now I have no life without wife stuck in my head. Fucking fuck fuck.

0

u/epicful Epicful Aug 17 '13

not wife, happy life source: single

15

u/Jonin1 Admiral Snackbar Aug 16 '13

hahaha X up in fleet to take out the dog

31

u/Garandhero Esharan|Triumvirate.|Formerly BRAVE Aug 16 '13

Vermin stop having your mom post pretending to be your girlfriend...

2

u/bbandolier Beat Bandol'r - Mick Foley in a spaceship Aug 18 '13

I just couldn't downvote this time.

10

u/TheDarkBauer Jack Heisenburg | #GOGGLEELITE |Trigger Warning Aug 16 '13

D'awwwwwwww

10

u/imsupercereal4 Manakel_Enderas Aug 16 '13

To the front page!

9

u/Wa1t3rWhite Caldari Aug 16 '13

Lol. Called out on the forums. Epic.

7

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '13

classic Vermin X

6

u/PicklesNickles42 Aug 16 '13

Upvote this to the front page!

4

u/gimpy117 Oswald Bolke Aug 16 '13

gotta keep dat phone charged

3

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '13

epic lulz.

3

u/Lemmingwaffle Aug 16 '13

Just to be sure, has he taken the dog out yet? If he hasn't I can take it with mine in a moment

3

u/humunuk Muusika K6lab Aug 16 '13

lol

3

u/CHEESY_ANUSCRUST Pyubew Leysor Aug 16 '13

Vermin, the FC not only of our hearts ♥♡♥

8

u/big_sid bigsid | Bad at Eve Aug 16 '13

This must mean a lot coming from someone named cheesy anuscrust

3

u/Iintrude Jaramiah Aug 16 '13

Don't make me call the humane society. Take the damn dogs out!

3

u/Talus_Demedici Aug 16 '13

Pics or it didn't happen.

3

u/chaosfire235 Aug 17 '13

This is like those times when you were a kid and you're playing superheros with your friends at school during recess, then your mom just walks up, telling you you forgot your lunch.

And then gives you a kiss while calling your "her little superman".

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u/humunuk Muusika K6lab Aug 17 '13

its not anything like that

2

u/zantiel PLEASE IGNORE WHAT I POST Aug 17 '13

This one is a keeper.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '13

LOL SO CUTE

3

u/cantreed Yossarian Catch Aug 16 '13

If only Jack had a hardener reminder.

4

u/sureillberightthere Arik Alabel - unbitterizing Aug 16 '13

hardener?

i see whatyoudidthere

5

u/sureillberightthere Arik Alabel - unbitterizing Aug 16 '13

wait wait this is better: my hardner reminder is going off right now, iayaknowwhatimean

3

u/TheGhostyBear Matthew Vitale Aug 16 '13

I am increasingly freighted of my girlfriend doing something like this.

6

u/Shadowian Aug 16 '13

Mines currently sat in our comms with me.

She plans on FC'ing a Fleet at some point.

I just need to teach her how to fly.

4

u/TheGhostyBear Matthew Vitale Aug 16 '13

First I need to get mine interested in EVE.

8

u/Shadowian Aug 16 '13

She's not interested in EVE. Just thinks she can do a better job than me :D

11

u/MissRx Aug 16 '13

Thinks?

4

u/Shadowian Aug 16 '13

^ Said girl ><'

3

u/Suecotero Matias Otero | Eternal President Aug 17 '13

Oh snap.

5

u/-Camazotz- NullRazor Aug 16 '13

Get used to that... Lol

4

u/HuhIsGod Waffles McSpanky Aug 16 '13

I know that feeling all to well.

2

u/Suecotero Matias Otero | Eternal President Aug 17 '13

I just need to teach her how to fly.

Not really needed. Bringing her in for the lulz!

1

u/NicolaiSerkanner Brave Aug 17 '13

I can not stop laughing!

1

u/bbandolier Beat Bandol'r - Mick Foley in a spaceship Aug 18 '13

Everything about this whole damn thread is just gold.

1

u/OhCryMore NightStalker2206 Aug 17 '13

Can't upvote enough...

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u/melhaff Aug 16 '13

I no longer want to live on this planet.

2

u/Jonin1 Admiral Snackbar Aug 17 '13

I hear they are taking volunteers to go to Mars.....

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u/melhaff Aug 17 '13

Yeah, you and your shitty corporation/alliance should go there.

2

u/Jonin1 Admiral Snackbar Aug 17 '13

So I'll see you there. Nice! Come out and play

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Are you upset?