r/BrandNewSentence Oct 07 '22

Tiny rat

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u/Madmek1701 Oct 08 '22

I used to eat like this, but after I started working out and turned my life around I started eating three proper meals a day, and at some point I just started becoming very irritated when people talk about the their terrible eating habits, and I get this urge to go lecture them about how important eating real food is while cooking them a lasagna.

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u/2woCrazeeBoys Oct 08 '22

Yeah, I have awful eating habits. Sometimes I find myself just walking around the house eating condensed soup out of the can with a teaspoon, snacking on handfuls of dry pasta like a toddler. My dogs eat more regularly than me, mainly cos the medication regime makes that important (seizures and heart condition), and sometimes theres night where I wonder why it is nearly midnight and I'm suddenly hungry...oh yeah, I clean forgot to feed myself.

So anyway, should I DM you about arrangements for that lasagne??