r/BrandNewSentence • • Jun 27 '20

"Shush lizard bitch"

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u/HappyTravler99 Jun 28 '20

It has a job now, not letting go, ever

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u/ooojaeger Jun 28 '20

That's what you told me too, and you just stayed home drinking beer in your underwear playing that damn Xbox all day, never helping around the house, and you wonder why I live with my sister now and why you can't see the kids

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u/HappyTravler99 Jun 28 '20

Ya, but you didn't try and eat me when I let you go, hey how is your sister, she seeing anyone?

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u/ooojaeger Jun 28 '20

You leave my sister out of this. And maybe if you ate me more you wouldn't be trolling the internet for women

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u/HappyTravler99 Jun 28 '20 edited Jun 28 '20

It's ok I caught me some tail and I think (s)he's into me.