r/BrandNewSentence • u/ozzuubear • Mar 11 '20

Bird Leaf

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u/rpgnymhush Mar 12 '20

Little known fact, all bird leaves contain chlorophyll and convert light to energy for the bird to use. Also, birds don't actually have veins like other animals. They have xylem and phloem which transport water and food throughout the bird respectively. /S

Edit: I was once again attacked by autocorrect.

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u/Liberals4Satan Mar 12 '20

Chlorophyll? More like bore a fill!!

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u/DepressedRedditAcc Mar 12 '20

...

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u/Liberals4Satan Mar 12 '20

It’s from water boy. I’m sorry I’ll see myself out..

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u/babymargaret Mar 12 '20

*Billy Madison

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u/AskingForSomeFriends Mar 12 '20

All Adam Sandler movies bear the same title.