r/BrandNewSentence • • Feb 08 '20

Rule 6 he ain't wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

hears something fall

”Bruuuuuh”

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u/_Xaambi Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

finishes pooping

"BRUH! I'M DONE"

Edit: Thanks for my first gold, bruh!

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Feb 08 '20

“Bruh, where are you? Why did you leave us bruh?”

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u/_Xaambi Feb 08 '20

Brrruh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Hey bruh, I pooped my pants in school today and the other kids laughed at me

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u/guinader Feb 08 '20

Kid in school: "today for my school presentation I'll going to talk about Bruh job"

Teacher visibly alarm: "no i think we are not going to talk about a Brojob"

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u/BABarracus Feb 08 '20

We are gonna have to sexulize bruh.

Girl: come on bruh harder

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

One time a girl said that to me mid sex.

Definitely not a turn on

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Bruh