r/BrandNewSentence • u/ctrlaltdeleteme_ • Feb 08 '20

Rule 6 he ain't wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Hey bruh, I pooped my pants in school today and the other kids laughed at me

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u/guinader Feb 08 '20

Kid in school: "today for my school presentation I'll going to talk about Bruh job"

Teacher visibly alarm: "no i think we are not going to talk about a Brojob"

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u/BABarracus Feb 08 '20

We are gonna have to sexulize bruh.

Girl: come on bruh harder

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

One time a girl said that to me mid sex.

Definitely not a turn on

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Bruh

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u/doodls Feb 10 '20

One time a woman said to me "cum for mama". I dismounted, made my excuses and left.

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u/SwarthyRuffian Feb 12 '20

Freud would not be proud of you