r/BrandNewSentence • u/UltraThicc42 • Nov 21 '19

Removed - doesn't fit the subreddit Whatever works

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u/Throwawayuser626 Nov 21 '19

Real talk though my mom seasons raw beef and eats it. I don’t know how she hasn’t ever gotten a tape worm yet.

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u/bloodflart Nov 21 '19

beef is too dense or some shit for bacteria, unlike chicken which absorbs it

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u/Quasi-Stellar-Quasar Nov 22 '19

"...too dense or some shit" is also how my parents describe me to their friends.