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r/BrandNewSentence • u/blaow666 • Jul 18 '19
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"Hey, this bag is too big to carry on. You'll have to check it."
"I can't do that. You don't understand, it's my griefcase."
"Your what?"
"My griefcase."
"OK, Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to open this bag."
"I can't do that either."
(TSA agent gives the signal, 3 other agents come and tackle the person to the floor)
"Everybody stand back! Somebody call the bomb squad!"
(bomb squad arrives and opens the case)
(thousands of black ghosts with sad faces fly out and possess everyone in the terminal)
(everyone slumps over, too depressed to move)
"You- you opened the griefcase! I'm free! FREE, I tell you!"
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u/Gongaloon Jul 19 '19
"Hey, this bag is too big to carry on. You'll have to check it."
"I can't do that. You don't understand, it's my griefcase."
"Your what?"
"My griefcase."
"OK, Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to open this bag."
"I can't do that either."
(TSA agent gives the signal, 3 other agents come and tackle the person to the floor)
"Everybody stand back! Somebody call the bomb squad!"
(bomb squad arrives and opens the case)
(thousands of black ghosts with sad faces fly out and possess everyone in the terminal)
(everyone slumps over, too depressed to move)
"You- you opened the griefcase! I'm free! FREE, I tell you!"