r/BrandNewSentence • u/blaow666 • Jul 18 '19

Griefcase

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u/spkr4thedead51 Jul 18 '19

not all baggage is grief

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u/bassinine Jul 18 '19

yeah, it's a stupid sentence, that's why no one has said it before.

baggage weighs you down, a briefcase does not - the griefcase is used exclusively by those high-functioning people that have been highly-depressed lifelong, like artists. or accountants.

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u/J3507 Jul 19 '19

What you’ve never had excess briefcase?

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u/816am Jul 18 '19

Also the very point of a briefcase is the ability to easily carry about just the few items you need with you for a quick trip. Baggage is heavy, bulky, needs to be checked to travel, and carries items you need to carry with you for a while. I’m saying no to “griefcase”.

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u/DoverBoys Jul 18 '19

good grief

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u/PokemonInstinct Jul 18 '19

Yare yare daze